作者GuitarTsai (晴天)
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标题[转录][转录][耍笨] 暖暖包
时间Sat Jan 21 12:57:49 2006
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: Kamiosu (思念~?(￣▼￣；)) 看板: joke
标题: [转录][耍笨] 暖暖包
时间: Fri Jan 20 23:22:03 2006
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: tootaslis (胖子) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [耍笨] 暖暖包
时间: Fri Jan 20 12:42:44 2006
我是一个物理治疗师
每天早上会有很多阿妈阿公来做复建推拿
事情发生在寒流来袭的冬天早上
一个叫"常奶奶"的肥胖阿妈
照例推着轮椅进了治疗室
就在她移位坐到治疗床边後
我拉了一把椅子坐在她身边
突然发现他圆滚滚的肚子上有一包圆圆的东西
基於好奇
我边用手去捏两下边问到
"阿妈,你马用暖暖包喔??这ㄟ烧摸"(跟阿妈说话都讲台语)
阿妈突然抬头
望着我的脸
停顿三秒钟
"黑是ㄋㄟ啦"
我看着阿妈的脸
时间又停顿三秒钟
"来,阿妈,你腰有比较好吗??"
我吓到开始讲国语了
马上转移话题
就这样把场面带过去
事後我学到解剖学没学到的事
"原来胸部也会出现在肚子前面"
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1F：推 tarrie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 12:48
2F：推 youcankillme:......辛苦你了 01/20 12:49
3F：推 aminama:XD 01/20 12:54
4F：推 newtiger:黑是ㄋㄟ啦........口合口合...月土子痛~~XD.. 01/20 12:56
5F：推 freddie666:推....黑是ㄋㄟ啦 ^^" 01/20 13:05
6F：推 derekhsu:我在办公室校死了 01/20 13:16
7F：推 derekhsu:对不起，实在太好笑了 01/20 13:19
8F：推 yexue:笑翻了XDDDD 01/20 13:21
9F：推 paid:XD 01/20 13:27
10F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 13:27
11F：推 mooncrystal:憋着笑，好痛苦啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 13:29
12F：推 windgemini:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~ 01/20 13:39
13F：推 leocat:嗯...那你跟阿嬷後来有在一起吗?.... 01/20 13:40
14F：推 zukes:黑是ㄋㄟ啦 五烧摸 ≧▽≦ 01/20 13:42
15F：推 pjily:靠夭，笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 13:43
16F：推 foodgod0309:超好笑:DDD 01/20 13:45
17F：推 ww12575:你分明想吃重口味的XDDDD 01/20 13:46
18F：推 tmolin:触感如何…(羞) 01/20 13:46
19F：推 pinger:原PO是男是女呀?真的很好笑捏! 01/20 13:52
20F：推 blackcat:XD 01/20 13:55
21F：推 lfswg:很好笑!不过阿嬷被白捏了两下耶 01/20 13:55
22F：推 Zodiac10:容我喊您一声瓦哥!!XDDD!! 01/20 13:58
23F：推 wineofheart:先承认你是瓦哥再说...(害我差点喷饮料了)XDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:00
24F：推 compo:爆笑~ 01/20 14:02
25F：→ cosy:笑到流眼泪.......本日最好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:01
26F：推 itakaki:XD 01/20 14:05
27F：推 Cbibby:!!!!!XD 01/20 14:05
28F：推 unseen:嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎~~~~~~~~~ 01/20 14:05
29F：推 maxf:该"推不是一巴掌就是一辈子"吗？ 01/20 14:06
30F：推 ofey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:07
31F：推 ducktom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:07
32F：推 pjily: ╭────────╮ 01/20 14:15
33F：→ pjily:不能推图 Orz 01/20 14:16
34F：推 elson3838:阿妈心中或许是一阵感动(很久没男人这麽直接了) 01/20 14:16
35F：推 lskd:哈哈哈!!!超好笑的啦!!! 01/20 14:19
36F：推 ilulike:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:21
37F：→ Sopia:这个好笑XD...哈哈哈!! 01/20 14:21
38F：推 snatch:哈阿哈阿哈阿哈哈....XDDDD 01/20 14:28
39F：推 jzn:XD 01/20 14:31
40F：推 ltmqw:帅哥医师，下次你的窗台就多了一束红玫瑰了 01/20 14:36
41F：推 kirby0415:XD~~~~~笑到快吐了 01/20 14:37
42F：推 ripplet:阿妈OS:我的春天到了.... 01/20 14:37
43F：推 proletariat:本日冠军 哈哈哈 灵祖妈单邹故啊宫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:37
44F：推 onesfool:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:44
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46F：推 mayday8017:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 14:51
47F：推 showmei:不是一巴掌就是一辈子阿!!! 笑到肚子痛XD 01/20 14:52
48F：推 gorden00:计中值班中.........憋笑好痛苦.... 01/20 14:57
49F：推 cosy:阿骂内心OS: 不要放手阿......... 01/20 14:57
50F：推 shosuke:哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD 01/20 15:04
51F：推 kewang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 15:04
52F：→ Leaf789:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 15:06
53F：推 woodymonkey:黑是ㄋㄟ啦~~~哈哈哈，真是好笑！ 01/20 15:07
54F：推 espfans:笑了快一分钟..还没停..都流眼泪了.. T_T ...哈哈哈!!! 01/20 15:19
55F：推 biteAss:黑是ㄋㄟ啦...笑到翻...哈哈哈~~推倒吧! 01/20 15:21
56F：推 einsrates:哈哈哈~~~XD 01/20 15:22
57F：推 JUI67:黑是ㄋㄟ啦~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 15:27
58F：推 szczerbiak:推了啦 01/20 15:29
59F：推 dongone:黑是布袋ㄋㄟ啦 01/20 15:35
60F：推 gelfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 15:36
61F：推 zlata:哈哈哈哈～～～超好笑的啊 01/20 15:31
※ zack:转录至某隐形看板 01/20 15:45
62F：推 lovesomeone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 15:46
63F：推 zack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 15:47
64F：推 sapgreen:喔 太好笑了啦 01/20 15:52
65F：推 freizeit:啊哈哈哈~~阿嬷OS:下次我要打扮後再来XDDDDD 01/20 15:53
66F：推 Loretta:XDDDDD 01/20 15:56
67F：推 parting:XDDDDD 下巴要掉了~ 01/20 15:58
68F：推 NikoChu:哈哈哈哈~~超好笑的~~~~~~ 01/20 15:58
69F：推 NUKnigel:XD 01/20 16:01
70F：推 chenhwayu:脂肪暖暖包!!下巴垮了!!! 01/20 16:01
71F：推 alwaso:这是性骚扰!!!! 哈哈哈哈哈~~~ 01/20 16:09
72F：推 guidex:猴....阿骂怎麽没告你性骚扰啊....XDDDDDDDD 01/20 16:18
73F：推 souline:这个超好笑，哈哈哈哈。 01/20 16:24
74F：→ souline:M吧~~~XDDDDD 01/20 16:24
75F：推 DYT603:XD 01/20 16:31
76F：推 dadufish:笑死我了~~~~~~~~~ 01/20 16:34
77F：推 hillnick:XDDD 01/20 16:36
78F：推 Reica:超经典!!!怎麽这麽好笑阿!! 01/20 16:40
79F：推 dapa2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈有笨到 01/20 16:46
80F：推 yaerse:原PO承认你是男的吧.... 01/20 16:48
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82F：推 JavaworK:哈哈~~ 01/20 16:53
83F：推 killerjason:怎麽可以那~~~~~~~~麽好笑~~~快笑死~~~~XD 01/20 16:53
84F：推 abettor:等着下次阿嬷看你深情的眼神吧! 01/20 17:08
85F：推 Isaiah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛 XDDDDD 01/20 17:10
86F：推 Beersheep:黑洗ㄋㄟ啦 XD 01/20 17:13
87F：推 polygala:XDDDDD~~~ 01/20 17:15
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89F：推 esabear:阿嬷: 你要负责啦 (羞) 01/20 17:24
90F：推 AerHelow:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 01/20 17:26
91F：推 tootaslis:没错!!我是男的 01/20 17:27
92F：→ tootaslis:所以超尴尬 01/20 17:28
93F：推 oodh:XD.. 01/20 17:40
94F：推 df1:哈哈哈ㄚ阿阿 01/20 17:42
95F：推 kalior: 你性骚扰(推眼镜) 01/20 17:43
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105F：推 bluealumi:XD..............我笑死了........... 01/20 18:42
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107F：推 Vivian426:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 01/20 18:51
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111F：推 elvisnice:太好笑了..........y 01/20 19:21
112F：推 qqoc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 19:29
113F：推 dlshen:有没有看到 这就是波霸的附加功用, 老了可当暖暖包 XD!! 01/20 19:33
114F：推 hsuanjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 19:52
115F：推 plue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 19:59
116F：→ cityeffect:在一起在一起 01/20 20:06
117F：推 sunhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 20:09
118F：→ HOTONY:太屌了啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/20 20:35
119F：推 Insi:我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 21:05
120F：推 bibibon:超尴尬的~~~哈哈哈~~^^ 01/20 21:08
※ scientist:转录至看板 PT-93 01/20 21:16
121F：推 Keng:XDXDXD 这就叫做"奶暖包吗"?? 01/20 21:16
122F：推 ilvkasa:经典 01/20 21:35
123F：推 silverfin:我边用手去捏两下边问到 01/20 22:09
124F：→ namie20:XDDDDDDD 01/20 22:32
125F：推 tortue:黑是ㄋㄟ啦XDXDXDXXXDXDXDXD 01/20 23:06
126F：→ ellalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/20 23:20
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127F：推 jveester:XDD 01/20 23:31
128F：推 greengreen42:怎麽从Joke板转来这里? 01/20 23:43
129F：推 upgoing:你袭胸！ <(￣︵￣)@m 01/20 23:50
130F：推 dosenme:黑是ㄋㄟ啦 XD 01/20 23:54
131F：推 paid:XD 01/21 04:04
132F：推 smaljohn:XD 01/21 08:39
133F：推 Andystar34:XD... 01/21 12:32
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