大水怪炉石战记图文网志好读版: http://bigwatermonster.blogspot.tw/2014/02/hearthstone-haikus.html 俳句是日本古典文学的短诗形式, 三句的音节数为五七五, 可押韵或不押韵. 美国俳句似乎只要1, 3句次数相等就好, 有误请高手指点. DuckOfDeath: Facing Warlock rush Finally get board control YOU FACE JARAXXUS! blood: Blind guy play hearthstone Find out about murloc decks Click random, win games Zeriyah: Sacrificial Pact Kills any demon on sight Even Jaraxxus Ragnaros smolders Behold, the Lord of Fire! Adorable sheep Ysera draws cards Calling forth aid from the Dream Often late to work Krazed: Tyrion, shiny guy The dude should have a theme song Silenced too often. Kogal: Game not Pay to win All cards earned by many fights Winning brings you fame DuckOfDeath: To much RNG This game is more luck than skill Top deck FTW Windmill: Is this pay to win Or is this game free to play Who cares, play the game Windmill: His deck was better He had more legendaries More excuses, please 他套牌比较好 他拥有较多传奇 多点藉口, 拜托 短评: 嘲讽度100% Milennin: Playing against a Priest. Facing the mighty turn-1 Cleric. I'd better concede. Losing board control. My only hope. Taz'dingo, heheh. With tears in my eyes. I witness this miracle. Sheep killing a Mage. Windmill: I need to top deck Must pray to RNGesus Woo! I have lethal DuckOfDeath: How does this game work No idea what triggers first We need a rule book 这游戏到底怎麽玩 鬼知道谁先触发 我们需要规则手册 短评: 众多新手的心声 SilentCaay: Your minions are lovely! Luckily, I'm playing Priest. Thanks for Ysera. 你的手下很可爱! 幸运地, 我正在玩牧师. 谢谢你的伊瑟拉. 短评: 改版前嘲讽度200%, 改版後被各式Turn 7打爆. The light shall burn you! Forgot about my Soulpriest... The light burned me, too. ;_; Rest: "The Coin is O.P" "I am an M.T.G Vet" Your Usual Threads "幸运币太强悍了" "我是魔法风云会老玩家" 你们平常的主题 短评: 炉石走自己的路~ Worthy Opponent Oh Lovely, Another Priest Suddenly, Northshire. DuckOfDeath: Nat Pagle OP He can draw to many cards Silent fisherman Tetsuo: A japanese exam next week, Hundreds of kanji waiting for me, I write bad haikus instead. 下礼拜日语考试, 数百个汉字等着我, 我写烂俳句代替. 短评: 别再逛论坛, 快去念书吧! Suriakk: This game takes zero skill Mulligan does not work right Turn trolls ruin the game 这游戏没有任何技术 调度运作有问题 回合白目毁了这游戏 Caldari: Click on Casual, "Well met!" says the Paladin, "I will be your death!" Slickriptide: This thread has restored my faith in the community, as well as convinced me that every game company should require complaints to be presented as haiku. He has many cards I have only basic cards Clearly pay to win I dislike his deck His strategy defeats mine He needs to be nerfed His legendary Legendaries are auto win He is unskilled hack My legendary Legendary is countered Counter is OP 他拥有许多卡 我只有基本卡 美金战士万岁 讨厌他的套牌 他的策略击败我 他需要被削弱 他的传奇卡 传奇一出直接获胜 他是没技巧的骇客 我的传奇卡 传奇一出被反制 反制太夸张强悍 短评: 嘲讽度100% Slickriptide: Many packs purchased Only one legendary Will not buy again! milllo: Rag is so OP Please will you draw it for me and hit what I see Zeriyah: Here on the forums Swap "OP" with "Marshmallows" Now hilarious Swigness: This is the typical forum thread" "Nerf X and Buff X" You ain't a developer So shut your pie hole Tacomancer: Oh look at you with Your Divine Shield. It's so cute, But I am a mage. 挖喔喔, 看看你 你的圣盾术. 它是如此可爱, 可惜我是法师. 短评: 嘲讽度200% Kreuzfeld: VICTORY OR DEATH To the face forever more Warrior the best. Blood Knight says hello Eating Divine Shields like candy Paladin sheds tears. Injured Blademaster Their turn to bleed, you shout out Priest's friend forever Millhouse Manastorm Lorewalker Cho Pyroblast Best Player NA P2W OP Said no good player ever Please learn to play scrubs SilentCaay: Priest class FTW. Cleric, Shadow Priest, Soulpriest... My holy harem. Going first is fine, Unless it's against a Rogue. "This is 'r town, Scrub!" You have no mana. Your minions have all been used. Please click "End Turn" now... Praktyss: My dear Mad Bomber There's seven guys over there Why kill my Leeroy? 我亲爱的疯狂炸弹客 对面有七个家夥 你炸死我的炸鸡勇者? 短评: XD... "Hello", my turn one: Wyrm plus coin plus Images. Arena? "Well played" -- 美国乡民的酸人功力无庸置疑. 来源: 官网 --

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