作者Cosel (戥芮。)
看板Hate
标题[XDDD]赣,好笑的闪光。
时间Sat Dec 10 00:39:17 2005
我朋友来我家借住。
我说为什麽,他说他怕被追杀,先来避风头。
我就问原因了,
他说一切始因都是因为他去他女友家黑修的关系,
本来我已经把他当作闪光炸弹客想要丢出门。
结果他又唉怨了起来,
我心里打量着,是不是不举,还是中出了在害怕。
叫他冷静一下,慢慢说。
他开口了。
今天他女友生日,
他去她租在外面的房子帮她庆生。
一进门两个人就乾柴烈火,
他女友行情很不错,他说在黑修过程中很多电话,
可是在忙,一律都不听,关机。
完事後,
那女孩去打开电脑萤幕,不知道要干嘛。
"啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
一声惨叫。
我朋友满脸狐疑的过去他女友身边,
瞥到她女友正开着MSN视窗,
他女友将他用力一推,然後赶着他出门,
到门口掉着眼泪悠悠的说
"今天生日我开视讯给我家人看啦,你一来全忘记了,全忘记了。"
甩上门就进去了,到现在电话都是通话中,
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
好美国派的情节,干超好笑的。
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