作者greengreen42 (绿)
看板mknoheya
标题Norwrgian Woods
时间Wed Aug 27 03:27:32 2008
Norwegian wood The Beatles
I once had a girl
Or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood ?
She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair
I sat on a rug
Biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two
And then she said, "It's time for bed"
She told me she worked in the morning
And started to laugh
I told her I didn't
And crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke
I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood 挪威木头 披头四合唱团
我曾拥有一个女孩
或者,我应该说,她曾经拥有我
她带我参观她的房间
那不是很棒吗?挪威木头呢!
她要求我留下来
要我自己找地方坐下
我看看四周
才发现那里一张椅子也没有
我坐在一张毛毯上
消磨着时间,喝着她请的酒
我们聊到了凌晨两点
然後她说:「该就寝了。」
她告诉我她大清早上班
然後开始哈哈大笑
我说我并不是
然後爬到浴室睡觉
当我醒来
只有我一个人,这只鸟儿已飞走了
於是,我放了一把火
那不是很棒吗?挪威木头呢!
渡边君做了一个梦,应该说因为他早上不用工作所以才会睡觉作梦
一个叫做『kizuki其实没有死还活在直子身上』的梦
他醒了过来,发现自己竟然因为贪睡而让绿离开了
便放了一把火烧了自己,开始卷着睡袋流浪
最後呢?
女孩之所以醒来的时候不在
是因为她早上要上班而你该死的渡边不用啊
白痴啊你这个自私又任性又爱烧东西的渡边
是不会打个电话啊?
打电话啊!
蠢驴!只是上班时间不一样而已。
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1F:推 FFWillie:最後有打 08/27 04:04
2F:推 urabp:好好笑XD 08/27 11:03
3F:推 mazaria:我一直以为只是生个火而已...纵火啊...有典故吗? 08/30 20:00
4F:推 Zionward:感谢翻译! P.S.我觉得是点菸耶.... 08/30 21:50
5F:→ greengreen42:那句歌词让我想到『纳屋を烧く 』这个短篇 08/30 22:56
6F:推 walt08292001:我笑了,我也想到那个短篇。哈哈。 09/02 00:58
7F:推 esed:好好笑喔,哈哈,这有Borges的气味,但g大有他没有的幽默感 09/04 11:26