「花气薰人欲破禅，心情其实过中年，夜来虎兰何所似，八节滩头上水船。」 A: “Good evening, dear all, tonight we are going to bring you an ancient story from the south tribe in Taiwan. A story about Taiwan, and how the Taiwan people have been created.” B: “It must be a very very old tale.” A: “It is said that the world has been created by 5 people.” B: “5 people?” A: “Yes, they are brothers and sisters. At beginning, only an empty island and deep ocean. No sun and moon, the world was filled with endless dark. No body knows where were these 5 people from. They drifted in the ocean for a very long time and came to the island finally.” B: “That island must be Taiwan.” A: “But when they arrived, they found nothing on the island, no river, no rock, no forest or any other animals. And, of course, there is no light.” B: “So what were they going to do?” A: “Well. they launched their eldest brother and sister to the sky, and they became the sun and moon and brought light to the world.” B: “Wow, that’s fly me to the moon. What about next?” A: “Then, the younger sister married her brother, and born everything: tree, animals, rock and river. The most important is that she born the first generation of Taiwan people.” B: “Wow...That’s sounds amazing~ but one question. 5 people in the beginning, one became the sun, one became the moon, and two became couple. what happened to the last one?” A: “Well, because everything had been created, he had nothing to do. He felt very lonely and boring. Therefore he decided to become computers, mouse and keyboards.” B: “Computers?” A: “Yes, and he also predicted that, after thousand years, these computers will bring Taiwan people to a war.” B: “Oh, that’s clickclickclick right?” A: “That's right~!!” A：「各位晚安，今晚我们要告诉你来自南台湾部落的远古传说。一个关於台湾，以及台 湾人如何被创造出来的的故事。」 B：「那一定是一个非常古老的神话。」 A：「传说中，世界是由五个人开天辟地而来。」 B：「五个人？！ A：「是的，他们是兄弟姊妹。最初只有一个空岛和碧蓝深海，没有太阳和月亮，世界只 有无尽的黑暗。没人知道这五人来自何方，他们就在海上漂流，最後来到这岛屿。」 B：「那个岛，一定就是台湾罗。」 A：「但在他们抵达的当下，岛上什麽都没有，没有河流没有山岩没有森林和任何生物， 也没有光。」 B：「那他们该怎麽办？」 A：「这个嘛，他们对空发射了他们长兄和大姊，让两位成了日和月，为世界带来光明。」 B：「喔，这就是所谓的，带我去月球罗。接下来呢？」 A：「然後，剩下的妹妹嫁给了她的另一个哥哥，产下了所有东西，包括树动物岩石河流 ，最重要的是，也生下了台湾人的祖先。」 B：「哇！听起来很神奇。但我有问题，最初五个人，一个成为太阳，一个化身月亮，两 个结婚成双，剩下的那一位呢？」 A：「喔，因为他的兄姊们为世界创造了所有的东西，剩他一个没事可做寂寞空虚觉得冷 ，於是，他变身成电脑、键盘和滑鼠。」 B：「电脑？！」 A：「是的，他还预言，千年过後，这些电脑将带领台湾人参加一场圣战。」 B：「啊！那战争，指的就是点点点对吧！」 A：「没错！」 --

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