作者Topanga (Believe, dream, try)
看板HIMYM
标题[闲聊] 在NPH脸书上看到的kuso剧情..
时间Mon Feb 4 20:11:37 2013
Neil Patrick Harris FB:
The year is 2030.
Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone,
while all his friends are now happily married.
One night he goes to a Strip Club, gets wasted
and ends up going home with one of the dancers
(who happens to be a single mother).
The morning after, as he prepares to do the walk
of shame, he walks past the lounge room to find
the dancers two children sitting on the couch.
They awkwardly ask this random stranger how he
knows their mother.
Ted, being his socially awkward self, tells
these two children his entire life story, thus
leading up to, HOW HE MET THEIR MOTHER.
Saw it on Said No One Ever
What a plot-twist huh ?
不负责任翻译：
时间拉到2030年。
Ted已经52岁，依然孤苦无依没人要，而他的好友们都过得
幸福快乐的婚姻生活。
某一晚，他去了一家脱衣酒店，喝个烂醉，跟其中一位脱衣舞娘
回家过夜（她刚好是个单亲妈妈）。
隔天早上，当他正准备不光彩地回家（在外过夜穿着前晚衣服），
他经过客厅(lounge room?)，发现舞娘的两个小孩坐在沙发上，
他们问他这个陌生人是怎麽认识他们的妈妈的。
於是在社交方面总是笨拙不堪的Ted, 开始跟那两个孩子说起他的
一生的故事，也就是「他如何遇见他们母亲的」。
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还颇有创意的剧情，只是如果真的这样结尾的话，CBS会被蛋洗吧！XDD
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Sex COULD kill you.Do you know what the human body goes through when u have sex?
It's
violent. It's
ugly. And it's
messy.
If God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out
eons ago.
Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm.
Know that women can have an hour long orgasm? -House 1x03 Occam's Razor
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1F：推 luie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 20:37
2F：→ coldhotranee:如果真的这结局，应该会团购蛋洗吧XDDDDD 02/04 21:02
3F：→ coldhotranee:XDDDDDD 02/04 21:02
4F：推 coldhotranee:刚按错没推到 补推一下 02/04 21:10
5F：推 leila:蛋洗!! 02/04 21:10
6F：推 wang1177:XDDDD 02/04 21:42
7F：推 mouii:XDDDDD 02/04 22:21
8F：推 strray:那这故事也太长了吧XDDDDD 02/04 22:46
9F：推 rororock11:哈哈哈XDD 02/05 01:04
10F：推 adoy:好大胆的结局，不过会群众震怒XDDDDD 02/05 01:39
11F：推 nolander:XXXXXD 02/05 01:48
12F：推 dhton:请问有人记得沙发上的两个小孩有叫过TED 爸爸吗 02/05 12:51
13F：推 coldhotranee:第一季老大就有叫他dad了 02/05 13:02
14F：→ coldhotranee:除非要拗"T" "D"梗 02/05 13:05
15F：推 ZealWind:反正这剧里人总是各种delusional，听成dad也无所～ 02/05 21:38
16F：推 Faoitohins:谢谢翻译 真这样的话好像也不意外啊XDDDDD 免钱老爸啊 02/05 22:14
17F：推 sampsonlu919:这样的话Ted也太惨了 XD 02/05 23:18
18F：→ alljerry04:救命XDD 02/06 03:28
19F：推 winerner:不过我觉得这是Ted做的出来的事耶XD 跟两个陌生小孩长篇 02/06 12:39
20F：推 winerner:大论讲自己的love story XD 02/06 12:41
21F：推 cosmmo:哈哈,很引发众怒的结局 02/06 22:49
22F：推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我喜欢这个XD 02/11 16:52
23F：推 apple32988:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I LIKE IT@ 03/03 12:09