作者sinkeeer (fringe)
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标题[台词] Barney explains HIMYM in 52s
时间Thu Sep 27 17:17:52 2012
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B 这段实在太厉害了.. 七年的浓缩精华
youtube 连结
http://youtu.be/I6SJkBuXapU
00:52
Seven years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged,
Ted saw Robin across a crowded room. And I said,
"Oh, yaah, you just know she likes it dirty."
But Ted rally liked her so we played "Haaaave you met Ted?"
00:43
They went to dinner. He walked her home. Should've kissed her. Didn't- lame-
So he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place. Should've kissed her.
Didn't-lame- He threw three parties. They kissed on the roof, but decided to
be friends -lame- Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding. She couldn't
go. He went alone and met Victoria. He didn't kiss her either -lame- not a
great closer, Ted.
00:31
But he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany,
Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin,
Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud,
Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp,
not really relevant to the story I just like mentioning that as much as
possible,
I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends,
Ted got hit by a bus, we made up...
00:16
Robin and I started dating, I got fat, her hair fell out.
We broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin,
I dumped Nora, Robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you
and you took my grandpa's watch but I fell in love with you anyway,
and you let me fart in front of you and I asked you to marry me
and you said yes and we came over here to meet little Marvin
and that's everything!
00:02
Also I went on the Price Is Right and won a dune buggy.
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1F：→ finjenny:这段真的超威的!! 09/27 21:18
2F：推 yenty:最後一段是?? 09/27 22:28
3F：推 lkkpal:B好像有看大字报 但还是超厉害 09/27 23:01
4F：推 asdsasd:我也觉得有看大字报 但念那麽快还是很厉害!! 09/27 23:03
5F：推 rainbowstar:我也感觉有大字报在~码表出现超爆笑的! 09/28 02:05
6F：→ ty5ed:这超强的!就算最後NPH好像是整个盯着大字报XD也还是太厉害~ 09/28 03:18
8F：推 bteagle:给我一分钟也办不到 B真的太强 09/28 10:54
9F：推 secretbear:一分钟内还可以酸TED数次 还有2秒讲屁话 笑死我了 09/28 12:29
10F：推 mtyc:我觉得他是在盯码表耶,因为这个有时间限制XDD 09/28 16:59
11F：推 likewindboy:不过他有讲错一个地方 当初Robin是去阿根廷不是巴西 09/28 23:20
12F：推 solchang:搞不好是故意的XD 09/28 23:31
13F：推 lpbrother:Barney本来就对地理很差，应该是这样 09/29 10:12
14F：推 b51309:真的太强大了XDD 09/29 12:24
15F：推 Sunshower:经典！ 09/29 20:35
16F：推 lucifer648:如果老TED能学学他就好了 09/29 23:17
17F：→ SicInfit:最後还有剩两秒可以让他喇赛一下XD 09/30 18:31
18F：→ SicInfit:不过感觉好久没听到「What up」和「Suit up」了～ 09/30 18:32
19F：推 Williamette:我觉得每次停顿都要加个lame很好笑 XDDDD 09/30 21:55
21F：推 tomoe926:超强的~~也推楼上 10/02 15:03
22F：推 illusions:感觉他不用大字报耶，Tony奖闭幕的表演也是临时背 10/02 20:30
23F：推 coolbert:超厉害啦!楼上的快来上海啦!!!第二集也很好看 10/02 21:30
24F：推 InMontauk:这段超强XDDDD 10/03 18:19