若本文有最新一季剧情透漏 请将下列文字保留 本文有雷 剧情透漏 Spoiler 相关回文请保留本段文字 http://www.cbs.com/shows/how_i_met_your_mother/barneys_blog/82352/ 我英文不好,就不翻译全部 不过有一些挺好笑的 Dear Uncle Barney, Do you believe in soulmates? -Ted Mosby, New York Ted. Please. 亲爱的巴尼叔叔, 你相信有灵魂伴侣吗? -泰德莫斯比,纽约 泰德,拜托 Dear Uncle Barney, Thank you for submitting the photographs. It’s official. You have the largest penis in the world. Congratulations! Oh, and by the way, the girls and I really enjoyed the “Washington Monument” tableau ;) -Elaine B., Guinness Book of World Records You’re welcome. And if you look closely at the foreground shrubbery, you’ ll note how I tastefully paid homage to Washington’s famous cherry blossoms. 亲爱的巴尼叔叔 感谢你寄来的照片。我们已经正式纪录了。你拥有全世界最大的阴茎。恭喜你！ 喔，顺带一提，我跟女孩子们很享受这个「华盛顿纪念碑」图案;) Elaine B,金氏世界纪录委员会 谢谢你。如果你能仔细看到前面的灌木丛，你可以记录下我如何向华盛顿的樱桃树致敬 Dear Uncle Barney, What’s the best way to remove three hundred bee stingers from your skin? -Mickey A., Long Island I’m no bee expert, but studies have shown there is one consistently effective way to remove a “stinger,” as you call it. In our field of study, we prefer to call it a modified ovipositor, from the Latin, “egg layer.” The key is to swipe over the area with a hard plastic object such as a credit card, taking care to also remove the venom sac, or in your case, sacs. Obviously this wouldn’t be an issue with other members of the Hymenoptera family who immediately retract their ovipositors upon injection, but then again, I’m no bee expert… or, “apiarist.” 亲爱的巴尼叔叔: 请问要用甚麽方法把你身上的三百只蜜蜂针给除掉? 米奇艾德林,长岛 我不是蜜蜂专家,但是研究指出有一种相当有效的方法可以除掉「蜂针」。在我的研究 当中,我们会称呼为「更改产卵管」(modified ovipositor)，这是从拉丁文的「蛋鸡」 (egg layer)而来。方法是用一个塑胶小卡片,例如信用卡,刷过有针的部位,同时可以去除 毒液囊，或是你的情况，很多「囊」。很明显地，这种方式在其他有翅类的昆虫如果叮到 皮肤也可以这麽做。再强调一次，我不是蜜蜂专家或是「蜂人」。 --

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