以下是我很喜欢的句子~ 1. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. 2. Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story. 3. “Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. 3 days, Ted, we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.” 4. A lie is just a story ruined by the truth. 5. Challenge accepted. 6. God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know I don't talk to you enough, although many women cry out your name during sex. Awesome! 7. It's going to be legen -- wait for it -- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is -- dary! 暂时先这样:) --

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