今天本来在写自己在看的翻译，後来很自然地就四字一句的乱翻起来，分享给大家。 其实写五言的会比较顺，也会比较精简啊...哈哈 10 November 1775. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life.I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters. I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go, for the love of mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I'm a grunt. I'm the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that's kept the wolf away from the door for over 225 years. I'm a United States Marine. We look like soldiers, talk like sailors, slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th day, when God rested, we overran his perimeter and we've been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunker by choice, Marine by God. Semper Fidelis. 一七七五，葭月十日。生於弹坑，步枪为母，恶魔为父。我的存在， 每分每秒，都能让你，生不如死。吃铁丝网，拉汽油弹，三百米外， 一枪贯穿，跳蚤屁眼。踏遍全球，痛整反美：以母之名、歌雪弗龙、 吟咏棒球、颂苹果派。我是步兵、肮脏呕心、臭气冲天、汗污满身、 邪恶卑鄙、超级杂种，为美驱狼，二二五载。问我是谁？美军海陆。 观如士兵，谈如水手，三拳两脚，一切搞定。偷空军鹰、抢陆军绳、 盗海军锚，待到周日，上帝休息，抢祂地盘，主宰世界！白天勇士、 晚上情人、兼差醉鬼、上帝神兵、永远忠诚！ The self-less sacrifice of day to day military personnel, especially combat veterans, is under appreciated. And you got the American society wanna run as fast as they can to the counter tops, to the fuckin' newsstands, and grab mother fuckin' Us Weekly's and fuckin' People Magazine just to see what fuckin' Jake Gyllenhaal did on Thursday afternoon. You know what I did Thursday afternoon? I put one of my mo'fuckin' Marines on a plane. I put that motherfucker on the bird to fuckin' nowhere. I picked his lifeless ass up body, put him on a stretcher, and put him off. Why don't they put that, why don't that be in a mother fuckin' magazine? Or how 'bout let's put a day in the life of fuckin' any average Marine out here, going through the streets of Ramadi. Their biggest concern is that, you know, they couldn't buy a mocha latte at fuckin' Starbucks because it was under construction. Our biggest mother fuckin' concern is getting blown up on fuckin' 2 9er 5 in Michigan. But we're gonna go home and they're gonna say, wave their little flag, and say "Welcome Home, thanks for, thanks for preserving our right to go on not giving a fuck". 老兵不死，日夜奉献，无人赞扬。老美乡民，前仆後继，冲屁超商， 抢屁报纸，买屁杂志，只想知道：断背杰克，这个周四，干什麽事？ 你可知我，这个周四，干什麽事？抬个担架、运我弟兄、满身弹孔、 半死不活、上了飞机、到处乱飞。这种鸟事，干嘛不报？那怕只是， 短短一日，异国军旅。报纸杂志，为何不报？老美乡民，管你死活， 只怕星巴、正在装修、没卖拿铁、或是什麽、密州鸟事。等我返乡， 你舞小旗，高声欢呼「欢迎回家！十分感谢！为我权利，搞成废渣」 There it is folks. We're sitting here fighting for your freedoms. You got the right to say what you want, we got the right to punch you in your fuckin' mouth if we disagree. 死老百姓，我在这里，为你自由，出生入死。你有权力，畅所欲言； 若我不爽，我也有权，赏你贱嘴，狠狠一拳！ -- 【改作文铭】 废话连篇，修辞不行；胡扯乱写，结构失灵；斯谓作文？目触心惊！ 白纸满江红，黑脸半面青；处处有错字，段段无句型。 送你零级分、鸭蛋羹。虽孔孟不能教；惟三苏亦悲鸣！ 韩柳吐鲜血，李杜发神经。师叹曰：「一群天兵！」 --

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