作者istelle (N NNN)
看板HBO
标题Re: [心得] 如果人的一生是一本书..... 口白人生
时间Tue Mar 18 22:09:43 2008
关於原作者提到的剪片问题,也是很多人抗议过了。
这个不是动不动就剪的啊,是各地把关的标准不同
我来给大家说说始末。
HBO设於新加坡的亚洲区总部是HBO Asia,顾名思义负责亚洲区的频道。
HBO电影资料库的电影分成两大类,edited及unedited,
而edited又分成india edited、malaysia astro edited及asia edited。
通常在拿到电影原始素材之後,content editor会将当中的
不良内容如脏话、色情画面剪辑掉,再交给各地的电检局审查。
麻烦就出在,同一部电影要在亚洲其他地区播放
麻烦国家把关标准列举如下︰
印度的不能有太脏的脏话不能太血腥,
中国不能有脏话不能太血腥不能太暴露不能很可怕的鬼怪,
马来西亚不能有脏话不能太血腥不能太暴露。
之前马来西亚正逢回教斋戒月,马来西亚的astro(卫星服务公司)
特别传话过来说,这个月把关要特别严格。
所以当时拍摄HBO本月最爱时,simone包得紧紧的,真闷。
除了台湾版本的主持人李培祯不在此限,因为只在台湾播放。
在通过剪辑及审查之後才能播片。通常在台湾及新加坡播放的是asia edited,
到这里有人会问,asia edited照理说尺度比较宽一点点吧,
真真也只有宽那一点。因为新加坡还有不少回教徒,
有些议题不能碰触,例如同性恋题材,
因为同性恋在回教法律中是违法的。
否则HBO会在什麽防碍风化、煽动种族whatever之类的法令下被提控。
在马来西亚必须更小心。
因为任何马来文以外的电视台跟马来西亚的华文学校一样,
在马来西亚被关台之後是很难开台的,
除非HBO改成马来文台。
公司在这个敏感地带身不由己啊,想看完整版也只能买DVD
然後说到口白人生,这部电影的预告刚好是我剪的 XD
一边剪一边抗拒不住,一再一再放下工作专心欣赏
真的相当不错
po一些精彩对白如下︰
开场白︰
Kay Eiffel: [narrating] This is a story about a man named Harold
Crick and his wristwatch. Harold Crick was a man of infinite numbers,
endless calculations, and remarkably few words. And his wristwatch
said even less. Every weekday, for twelve years, Harold would brush
each of his thirty-two teeth seventy-six times. Thirty-eight times
back and forth, thirty-eight times up and down. Every weekday, for
twelve years, Harold would tie his tie in a single Windsor knot instead
of the double, thereby saving up to forty-three seconds. His wristwatch
thought the single Windsor made his neck look fat, but said nothing.
Harold Crick: [Ana has just brought out a huge box totally stuffed with a
mess of papers] What's this?
Ana Pascal: [Very pleased with herself] My tax files and receipts for the
last three years.
Harold Crick: [Horrified] You keep your files like this?
Ana Pascal: No. Actually I'm quite fastidious. I put them in this box just to
screw with you.
Book Channel Host: So, can you tell us the title of the book you haven't
written yet?
Kay Eiffel: [Who has had just about enough of this host] I'm calling it Death
and Taxes.
Book Channel Host: Death and Texas? Hey! I'm from Texas!
Kay Eiffel: Wha?
Book Channel Host: Yep! San Antone.
Kay Eiffel: No, no, no, no. Death and Taxes. Taxes. TAXes.
Book Channel Host: Oh! Death and TAXES! Like the Ben Franklin quote.
Kay Eiffel: Yes.
Book Channel Host: Oh now I feel really silly.
Kay Eiffel: [under her breath] You should.
Harold Crick: [on bus, and sees Ana get on the same bus] Miss Pascal! Miss
Pascal!
Ana Pascal: [she sees him and moves away so that she is standing in the aisle]
Harold Crick: It's Harold Crick from the IRS.
Ana Pascal: [embarrassed] Hi.
Harold Crick: Hey, do you want a seat?
Ana Pascal: No.
Harold Crick: Because there are 11 empty ones.
Harold Crick: So, how are you?
Ana Pascal: I'm lousy. I'm getting audited! By a real *creep*, too.
Harold Crick: I may already be dead, just not typed.
Penny Escher: And I suppose you smoked all these cigarettes?
Kay Eiffel: No, they came pre-smoked.
小小声说,299+1壮士跟第三只蜘蛛要登场啦!(逃)
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1F:推 JennyGarner:推说明 虽然尺度严 不过HBO还是我认为表现最佳的 03/18 23:20
2F:→ JennyGarner:外语频道 因为内容是跟亚洲同步的 03/18 23:22
3F:推 illiterate:感谢分享 03/18 23:47
4F:推 irres:该不会斯巴达人也要剪吧 囧 那会没动力看耶...... 03/19 00:30
5F:推 susans1212:波斯王从背後抚摸斯巴达王的画面一定要剪 妨害善良风俗 03/19 07:51
6F:推 longing:谢谢分享. 03/19 15:35
7F:推 lego1984:看完这篇心情大好耶~感谢你的分享还有299+1~~ 03/20 12:29
8F:推 longing:谢谢分享。 03/22 01:39
9F:→ achin:看完此文後, 再次觉得, 台湾的尺度..真宽 XDDDD 03/23 21:49
10F:推 nosweating:谢谢分享~ 03/27 12:47
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