作者currant (Tennis/Music/Travel)
看板Glee
标题[角色] [Glee 2] Brittany's Best 15 Quotes
时间Sun May 29 18:02:42 2011
回味一下 Brittany 在 Glee 第二季中的一些经典对白
回头看起来，我还是比较喜欢以前还是 Cheerio 傻傻天外飞来一笔的 Brit..
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#1 ( Episode 203- Grilled Cheesus)
I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor.
It got knocked down an entire letter grade cuz it was written in crayon.
#2 (Episode 201- Audition)
People thought I went on vacation but actually I spent the summer lost
in the sewers.
#3 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
#4 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)
I don't brush my teeth, I just rinse with soda after I eat.
I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
#5 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire
family of mice started living in it.
Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
#6 (Episode 219- Rumours)
You know, just because we’re doing this interview, it doesn’t mean
I’m still not mad at you, cuz I know you started smoking again.
#7 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)
This room looks like the one on that spaceship where I got probed.
#8 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
Remember: Even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
#9 (Episode 207- The Substitute)
Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet.
I stopped after ‘M’ and ‘N.’ I felt they were too similar and
got frustrated.
#10 (Episode 213- Comeback)
My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it
on food for the goat. I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.
#11 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)
Please don't pull all my teeth. When I smile I'll look like an adult
baby with boobs.
#12 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
I'm bringing a gift for the homeless kids. It's a dollhouse.
At least their dolls won't be homeless.
#13 (Episode 211-The Sue Sylvester Shuffle)
Quinn: “I’m torn."
Santana: “Well I’m not."
Brittany: “I’m Brittany."
#14 (Episode 215- Sexy)
Three days ago a stork built its nest on top of my garage.
I’m not stupid, it’s obviously getting ready to bring me my baby.
I know where babies come from.
#15 (Episode 216- Original Song)
Will: "Just think about it. What is your favorite song of all time?"
Brittany: "My Headband"
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1F：推 USD1069:最喜欢傻布了!! 05/29 20:22
2F：→ ls2:傻布这季尾声变得好聪明我不知道该高兴还是难过 lol 05/29 21:04
3F：→ s12345:催眠自己这是假象这是假象这是假象 05/29 21:07
4F：推 rodison:S1第14集:u konw dolphins are actually gay sharks? 05/29 23:27
5F：→ rodison:这一句我听到真是笑到快喷饭了XD 05/29 23:27
6F：推 skoolooks:楼上那句真的是XDDD 我就是从那句开始喜欢傻布XDDD 05/30 00:16
7F：推 cat72800:从那句开始喜欢傻布+1 05/30 00:25
8F：推 gn02174082:#13让我笑超久XDDDDD 05/30 01:12
9F：推 USD1069:不过真的他S2的尾声眼神都变得不涣散了xD 好想醒了一样 05/30 01:25
10F：推 dagosun:I'm Brittany 我看的时候重播好几次 笑翻了!!! 05/30 01:40
11F：→ coronet:她是从哪一集开始会天外飞来一笔? 海豚是Gay鲨那一句吗? 05/30 17:45
12F：推 lis231:她举手问Mr.Schu Jesse是不是他儿子也很好笑 05/30 18:45
13F：推 lis231: Shue 05/30 18:48
14F：推 zixflower:第二季DVD幕後花絮 傻布有说上面那句是她自己想出来的XD 05/30 22:49
15F：推 countrysong:我记得有花絮说 HeMo都是没台词的 直到第一季不知哪一 05/31 00:20
16F：→ countrysong:集, 对台词有反应 露出笨笨的表情 所以RM就说: HeMo 05/31 00:21
17F：→ countrysong:从今天开始, 你就是我们的stupid girl (有强者知道是 05/31 00:22
18F：→ countrysong:哪一集的哪一个表情吗? 我实在找不到) 05/31 00:22
19F：推 adoy:好像是107 sue跟puck还有Brit讲话时 Sue提到Brit是荷兰裔哪里 05/31 01:32
20F：→ adoy:不过那一闪而过的表情 我个人不怎麽觉得惊艳 所以我不太确定 05/31 01:34
21F：→ adoy:我有没有记错～毕竟那个访问我是很久之前看到的 05/31 01:34
22F：→ s12345:Brittany的脸书还蛮好笑的XDD 06/04 13:44