4. The God. 上帝型企划 This is my world. I created it. I am its lord and master. It is beautiful and perfect， because it is mine， mine I tell you！ You are a mere puny mortal， and I care nothing for you. You are an interloper in my world， grudgingly tolerated at best. Beware my wrath. I can kill you on a whim. 游戏就是我创造的世界的,我是游戏里的主人与先知.这个世界是美丽而完美的 因为...我说完美,这游戏就会完美!....╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 你们(玩家)是最渺小的,渺小到我根本不用理会你们;尤其是那些不尊重我的闯入者 我随时都可以发飙,只要我爽,随时都可以把你们杀光 5.The Used Car Salesman 推销员型企划 Hey， Ernie -I can call you Ernie， right？ - let me tell you about this game. This game is great. It rocks. I'm telling you， nobody has ever seen anything like it. It'll blow you away. The graphics， the musicall totally the best！ Everybody who has been to our offices for a preview says so. It's going to make a fortune. The kids'll love it. Check out this prerendered video. Isn't that cool？ What's that？ Oh， you want to play it？ Well， tell you the truth， Ernie， we decided not to go with a demo on this thing. It's so totally revolutionary， we don't want to show our hand too early - you understand. No profit in giving away slices. Did you see those awesome loading screens？ Our development team is brilliant， I'm tellin' ya. 嗨, Ernie! 我可以这样叫你,对吧? (装熟魔人) 我要跟你介绍一款超棒的游戏,这可是 前震古铄今的旷世钜作啊! 看过游戏介绍片的人都异口同声地赞叹,这游戏无论是动画, 还是音效,都已臻完美;并且,这款游戏会开创出另一个连小孩都会爱不释手的时代! 你想试玩一下吗? 老实告诉你啊 Ernie! 我们公司并不打算太早公布资料片,虽然游戏 完成度已经很高了,但是现在时机还是太早, 但是你可以从一些撷取出来的片段感受到 我们的开发团队,实力是多麽的强大! 6.The Evangelist 传教士企划(福音战士?) This is a game for members of my religious faith， and it embodies its principles. It is about the ordeals we， God's chosen few， face in the temptations of sin and the opposition of the unenlightened. There are no moral ambiguities here； all decisions are obvious to any but a damned heretic. You have but to follow the tenets of our faith and you shall win the game and enter the kingdom of heaven. 这是我为忠实的信徒所设计的游戏, 游戏里包含了我们的信念与遵循的教条. 上帝会考验我们, 在我们经历各种磨难,重重试验後选出极少数可以面对罪恶;抵抗诱惑 并有能力克服万难的佼佼者. 我们必须怀有强烈的道德感,服从我们被赋予的使命与职责,对抗那些跟我们理念不和的 异教徒(红人+ 小白+ 外挂+ 奸商+ 盗帐号+ 卖币...烂GM?) 直到我们赢得最後的胜利,进入天堂 7.The Lazy Plagiarist. 剽窃者企划(抄袭就对了) Well， let's see. We'll do some jumping， I guess. People like jumping. And shooting. And driving. I played a game last week with a sort of blue glowing shield thing that turned red when it got weak. It looked cool， so let's do that. This level doesn't take long enough to solve. Just put in a maze. How do we justify it？ Who cares， it's only a game 人们喜欢跳,射击,开车这些事,对吧,那我们就来做这一些游戏吧 上星期我玩了一款游戏,里面玩家身上有一种蓝色的光盾,盾的效力便弱之後蓝光会 转为红色.看起来很屌吧,既然很屌,我们就做这个盾,管它游戏耐不耐玩,(不耐玩多增加 几个迷宫) 平衡游戏? 不过是游戏而已! --

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