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标题[转录][转录][恶搞] 陈水扁到恐怖份子绑架
时间Thu Nov 16 01:24:38 2006
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
※ [本文转录自 HatePolitics 看板]
作者: morrow (
http://0rz.net/121KY) 看板: HatePolitics
标题: [恶搞] 陈水扁到恐怖份子绑架
时间: Thu Nov 9 00:23:39 2006
高速公路上严重塞车已经有一段时间，一名驾驶人耐心在车上等候。
这时候，一个人敲了他的车窗。驾驶人好奇地摇下玻璃，询问对方的意图。
「陈水扁遭到恐怖份子绑架，歹徒打算用汽油和一根火柴烧死他，
威胁立刻交付一亿赎金……所以，您了解吧，我们希望大家同心协力，
尽已所能一起来捐献。」
驾驶人问：「好吧，其他的人大概都捐多少？」
「嗯……不一定，从一公升到二十公升都有……」
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出处不明，希望别OP
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如果将字母 A 到 Z 分别编上 1 到 26 的分数，(A=1,B=2...,Z=26)
你的知识(KNOWLEDGE)得到 96 分(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96)
你的努力(HARDWORK)也只得到 98 分(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98)
有人说连续OGC OGC OGC OGC 就得到了(15+7+3)*4=100分
但是你得了火山矽肺症(pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis)
可以得到 536 分
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