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标题[情报] Mbappe的MRI照错脚导致误诊
时间Wed Mar 25 12:25:11 2026
https://x.com/theathleticfc/status/2036513021871206477
Kylian Mbappe’s knee injury was misdiagnosed after Real Madrid medical staff pe
rformed an MRI scan on the wrong leg back in December.
When no problem was found after a scan of his uninjured right knee, the 27-year-
old featured in three games for Madrid before the mistake was realised and recti
fied.
马德里的医疗团队12月帮Mbappe进行膝伤检查时
MRI出来跑去看到没受伤的那只脚
所以以为膝盖没问题
之後又出赛三场才发现不对
https://i.imgur.com/PCr7hFf.jpeg
前营养师对马德里医疗团队的指控
https://x.com/madridxtra/status/2036546669270147078
BREAKING: Summary on Real Madrid’s former nutrition specialist Itziar González
statements about Real Madrid’s medical staff since she left the club in Decemb
er:
快讯:整理自皇家马德里前营养专家Itziar González自去年12月离开球队後,对球队医疗
团队的相关发言:
On her first day, the medical staff told her that they know how to manipulate Fl
orentino Pérez and will make him think she’s incompetent so she gets fired
她表示,在她上任第一天,医疗团队就告诉她,他们知道如何操控Florentino Pérez,并
会让他认为她不专业,从而让她被解雇
Food that she advised against was served at the buffet
她建议不要提供的食物,仍被端上自助餐
The chef ignored her input and cooked whatever he wanted
厨师无视她的建议,照自己想法烹调
The doctors/physiotherapists told the players to ignore her instructions and she
wasn’t updated on how the players are doing
医师与物理治疗师告诉球员不要理会她的指示,而且她也无法掌握球员的状况更新
Real Madrid’s doctor believes that food and supplements have nothing to do with
injuries and performance
球队医师认为饮食与营养补充与伤病及表现无关
‧Players who did work with her said that they saw a lot of improvements. No mor
e tiredness or pain, way less cramps, more agility and pace
与她合作的球员表示有明显改善:不再感到疲劳或疼痛,抽筋大幅减少,敏捷度与速度提升
Players were extremely respectful and great to work with but are ‘victims in a
cage built by the medical staff’
球员对她非常尊重且合作愉快,但她认为他们是「被医疗团队打造的体系所困住的受害者」
The medical staff were upset that the players loved her work, so they then proce
eded to make false accusations to get her fired
医疗团队因球员喜欢她的工作而感到不满,进而提出不实指控以让她被解雇
After the players told her they’ll protect her and tell the truth to Florentino
Pérez, she was prevented from any contact with the players, she wasn’t allowe
d to go to matches, and then she got fired
在球员表示会保护她并向Florentino Pérez说明真相後,她被禁止与球员接触、不得随队
出赛,之後遭到解雇
She called Real Madrid’s medical staff ‘Ignorant, well-connected narcissists w
ho only hurt the players’ and said the club should look for competent, educated
people
她称皇家马德里医疗团队为「无知、关系良好的自恋者,只会伤害球员」,并表示球队应该
寻找更有能力且受过良好教育的人才
‧ Real Madrid’s medical staff use the free version of ChatGPT to give suppleme
nts to the players
她表示皇家马德里医疗团队使用免费版的ChatGPT来决定球员的营养品方案
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3F:→ s9321312: 哈拉照03/25 12:33
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4F:推 Turas: 神了!搞笑喔?03/25 12:38
5F:推 bowcar: 医生: Left knee? Mbappe: Right!03/25 12:44
6F:推 andy00xx: 笑死 03/25 12:46
7F:推 uligaga: 马德里兽医03/25 12:49
8F:推 vfbtepbbg: 哪里可以应徵皇马医疗团队 我也会用chatgpt 而且我用03/25 12:51
9F:→ vfbtepbbg: 付费版比较厉害03/25 12:51
10F:推 Krishna: 我们请这位窝阔台医生来判断一下你的膝盖状况03/25 13:00
11F:推 iamnotgm: 真假 这也太闹03/25 13:10
12F:推 leion237: 这哪出戏03/25 13:14
13F:推 Hybridchaos: 蛤?03/25 13:17
14F:推 hunder31: 没想到皇马除了宫斗剧好看以外连管理层都这麽有戏 XDDD03/25 13:25
15F:推 Formsan: 谢谢有笑到03/25 13:26
16F:推 likeyouuu: 蛤? 真假?03/25 13:28
17F:推 romdan: 老佛爷怎麽好骗?03/25 13:30
18F:推 steven83514: 哈拉照XDDDDD03/25 13:30
19F:推 xconfuse7: 皇马也是很离谱 03/25 13:39
20F:推 Layase: 太唬烂了吧... 整个就是蛤03/25 13:43
21F:推 Jinx: 有够离谱XD03/25 13:43
22F:推 mobyshin: 笑死 03/25 13:47
23F:推 EdwardXIII: 其实Hazard以前在皇马也被误诊过,不过大家应该只记得 03/25 13:50
24F:→ EdwardXIII: 他变汉堡王了03/25 13:50
25F:推 findwind0826: 传真机的时候就知道是马戏团了03/25 13:54
26F:→ yeadean: 好搞笑03/25 13:58
27F:推 Drogba11: 感觉有点唬烂 球员自己哪边痛不知道吗 我右脚痛 你会说03/25 14:01
28F:→ Drogba11: 我左脚痛吗 有点不合理... 03/25 14:01
29F:推 leg0125: 罗德里戈真的被皇马耽搁03/25 14:04
30F:推 leg0125: 兽医团队03/25 14:06
31F:推 bluebear44: 皇马医疗团队 不意外03/25 14:12
32F:推 football: 一开始觉得很好笑 但後来传得越来越真 真的是起承转蛤03/25 14:17
33F:推 ishiki: 球员说右脚痛但是医疗团队看完片子说吃几天止痛消炎就没03/25 14:32
34F:→ ishiki: 事了03/25 14:32
35F:→ ishiki: 再踢三场之後才发现当初看的是左脚的片子<= 现在在这里03/25 14:33
36F:推 ajfever: 所以阿炸贝尔要变千古奇冤了吗XD 大家都是回国家队03/25 14:42
37F:→ ajfever: 变健康,回皇马就伤病缠身03/25 14:42
38F:推 fucking: 有内鬼 停止交易03/25 15:19
39F:推 nyybos8812: 笑死 皇马兽医团03/25 15:35
40F:推 AhCheng: 兽医都没这麽离谱03/25 16:36
41F:→ vion321: 这也可以当医生?????????03/25 16:55
42F:推 mel1234: 这可能吗03/25 17:12
43F:推 aromatics: 迷因等级的笑点03/25 17:14
44F:推 hazel0093: 以为周星驰电影或辛普森家庭才会出现的剧情03/25 17:20
45F:→ Eriri: 这三小03/25 17:22
46F:推 lin199988: 暗黑兵法 不让姆皇休息怎麽赢曼城03/25 17:37
47F:→ Chanlin01: 蛤 mri不是照整身的吗 会照错?03/25 17:56
48F:→ uranusjr: 标题写得不好 就是照全身才会搞错 截错部分来看03/25 18:15
49F:推 a25172366: 我觉得满唬烂的,球员自己总不会弄错脚吧03/25 18:42
50F:→ RlexCY37: 下个月起,固定MRI肚脐一下全部照03/25 19:12
51F:推 nuturewind: 看错脚真的很蠢03/25 19:12
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52F:推 LA8221: 可能整个下半身照吧?姆总也不知道医生看哪一脚 03/25 19:55
54F:→ ishiki: 的会看错片子了 03/25 19:57
55F:推 yinyang102: 蛤?左右不分? 03/25 20:13
56F:推 angle065: 这是真的还假的啊 真的也太扯了吧 03/25 20:15
57F:推 yieh: 藉口吧? 03/25 20:16
58F:推 tim1112: 怎麽可能会有这种事 03/25 20:17
59F:→ tim1112: 看诊时候都会跟医生讲哪边的脚不舒服了 03/25 20:18
60F:推 tim1112: 医院照X光的时候X光师不是也会先问哪只脚不舒服吗 03/25 20:20
61F:推 DavidFoster: 皇马兽医团 03/25 20:23
62F:推 kiolp: 扫那个腿会戴一个东西固定的 怎麽可能扫错腿 03/25 20:31
63F:推 vince4687: 马德里不思议XDD 03/25 20:52
64F:推 furato: 皇家喜剧片XDDDD 03/25 21:11
65F:推 FATDUDU: XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 21:22
66F:→ Wall62: 太夸张了吧 全球顶尖足球俱乐部医疗团队这麽两光 笑死 03/25 22:16
67F:推 CGary: ...... 这是甚麽鬼医疗阿?= = 03/25 23:03
68F:→ shifa: XDDDD 03/25 23:16
69F:推 dtdon1699: 喜剧电影都拍不出来 03/25 23:17
70F:→ CGary: 可能去照的时候两边都照(你说右边不舒服 医生说两只脚都照 03/26 00:03
71F:→ CGary: 一下确保...你也不会拒绝吧?) 但蠢的是後续的判读大家都搞 03/26 00:04
72F:→ CGary: 错了... 03/26 00:04
73F:推 yujuismylove: 这是MRI不是CT 03/26 01:36
74F:→ yujuismylove: 要戴coil的 不可能一次照全身或下半身 03/26 01:36
75F:→ yujuismylove: 膝盖的话 一次也只能戴一只脚的coil 03/26 01:36
76F:→ yujuismylove: 我是觉得蛮唬烂的 03/26 01:36
77F:推 starchiang: 两只脚轮流照? 03/26 02:36
78F:推 vltw5v: 蛤 03/26 07:44
79F:推 Daicheng: 医生:Left?Right?姆巴佩:Right! 03/26 07:50
80F:推 iamnotgm: 楼上笑死 03/26 08:19
81F:推 findwind0826: 卡马文加也错脚踝 笑死 03/26 09:23
82F:推 JunYan: 以为可以胡牌了,结果却是相公 03/26 11:07
84F:→ Vassili242: m12Ym5KY 03/26 11:36
85F:推 Kenny0808: 看错脚也太瞎,不过这几年皇马的伤兵那麽多,好像也不 03/26 15:35
86F:→ Kenny0808: 意外 03/26 15:35
87F:推 ELF007: 你说片子左右边看反就算了,算是医疗人员恍神可能会有的状 03/26 15:47
88F:→ ELF007: 况,两只脚都弄不清楚也太扯 03/26 15:47
89F:推 tulipwood: 都已经是2026还有这种事发生 03/26 15:53
90F:推 vxior: ????? 03/26 17:37