作者u1302094 (( ′▽`)-o█)
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标题Re: [联赛盃] 准决赛第二回合
时间Thu Jan 23 22:24:46 2014
: Full Time Report.
: PRM Manchester United 2：1 Sunderland PRM（！！）
: Mackems won 2-1 on Penalties. （！！！）
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/276413.html
昨晚曼联意外（？）在点球大战败给新特兰无缘前进温布里
与同城死敌曼城竞逐联赛盃冠军，肯定让不少球迷心碎对吧。
所以昨天（周三）深夜英国时间大约10点半左右的时候，
大曼彻斯特警署（Greater Manchester Police, GMP）
接到一通来自北曼彻斯特Crumpsall区的999报案专线电话，
报案人喝得烂醉地在电话里要求警方找去年刚退休的
Sir Alex Ferguson聊聊曼联这场比赛到底怎麽回事
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当然这通「报案」电话不可能完成他的愿望就是了XD
大曼彻斯特警署北区分署後来在他们的Facebook专页上表示，
（
https://www.facebook.com/GMPManchesterNorth）
「昨晚约2230PM时一位来自北曼彻斯特Crumpsall区的男士
在酒醉状态下拨打了999报案专线，要求与Sir Alex Ferguson
会谈昨晚的比赛结果。很明显地，当您支持的足球球队输球时
是很让人悲伤沮丧的事情，但是请各位记住，999专线仅供紧急事态时使用。
若有其他与警方勤务相关之非紧急情形案件，您可拨打101专线。
如果您想与Sir Alex聊聊最近的比赛结果，我们曼彻斯特警署北区分署
仅能在此建议您试着直接致电曼联球会，如此一来与打电话给警方相比，
您应该可能（唯非绝对）会有更好的机会与他聊上些话。」φ(._. )>
Last night, at approximately 22.30pm a man from the Crumpsall area of North
Manchester rang 999 in a drunken state demanding to speak to Sir Alex
Ferguson about last night's result.
Obviously, it can be a sad and depressing moment when your football team
loses a game, however can we all please remember that 999 is to be used for
emergencies only. For any other police related enquiries that are not an
emergency, you can ring 101.
If you would like to speak to Sir Alex about recent football results we here
at GMP Manchester North can only suggest you try ringing Manchester United FC
directly as you will probably (not definitely) have a much better chance of
getting through to him there rather than ringing the police.
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另外GMP的Chorlton派出所在他们的Twitter页面上呼应了一下昨晚的比赛：
「Chorlton地区拾获足球一颗；初步调查显示这颗球应该是Phil Jones的。(￣﹁￣||)」
Football found in Chorlton; early investigations suggest
it may belong to Phil Jones ;/
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD（暗指昨晚Phil Jones在点球大战中踢飞）
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1F：推 willyt:Phil Jones躺着也中枪XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 22:26
3F：推 cakoo:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 22:28
4F：推 leoturkey:Phil Jones XDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 22:29
5F：推 Drogba11:XDDDDDDD超好笑 01/23 22:31
6F：推 Bleed:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 22:33
7F：推 davy50707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 22:36
8F：→ hattrick:曼联派出所 与您一同为曼联加油！ 01/23 22:38
9F：推 bitchgt:之後肯定会再捡到几颗... 01/23 22:41
10F：→ maikxz:这超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 22:44
11F：推 j91526frank:XDDDDDD躺着也中枪!!!! 01/23 22:50
12F：推 ELF007:十颗点球可以不进七颗 真的是英格兰.... 01/23 23:02
13F：推 Hybridchaos:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 23:04
14F：推 singzion333:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 23:20
15F：推 blackrx:曼联沉沦还不算紧急事件吗 01/23 23:22
16F：推 holyduck:你们再这样 Jones又要脸部抽筋injured啦~ 01/23 23:37
17F：推 Torreschu:Phil Jones好口怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 23:38
18F：→ forgetcry66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 23:59
19F：推 BleedKAGA:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:08
20F：推 BlGP:派出所你这太嘲讽 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:12
21F：推 NAOHIRO:琼斯没有躺枪啊 就是他踢飞的 英勾栏点球 真是无言 01/24 00:16
22F：推 IridescentX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:18
23F：推 patrick13:太欢乐了XD 01/24 00:25
24F：推 xxxcristo:太幽默XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 00:37
25F：推 mistofsnow:意外个屁 01/24 01:02
26F：推 mistofsnow:靠杯 文没看完先推文 Romas表示：...... 01/24 01:06
27F：推 sfh20230:真的笑死........XDDD 01/24 01:21
28F：推 CopperWings:XDDDDD 01/24 06:42
29F：推 TheoEpstein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 08:22
30F：推 yeadean:琼斯XDDDDDD 01/24 08:44
31F：推 icemilkgreen:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/24 09:01
32F：推 IronChef:一堆刁民. 要换帅去找政府干嘛, 要去包围老板!! 01/24 09:20
33F：推 TBdrays:怎麽会叫後卫去踢点球...他又不是特别会射 还有是Ramos 01/24 12:06
34F：推 chair209:先示范给霍太公看啊，让他之後排顺序有个底 01/24 13:17
35F：→ mistofsnow: Ramos 01/24 13:53
36F：→ zinor:比起Puncheon的宇宙开发，Jones火候还差一些 01/24 14:43
37F：推 jackals60:XDDDDDDD 01/24 17:19