作者QubeHsieh (Qube)
看板EngTalk
标题[Joke] The Perfect Son
时间Thu Jan 20 12:31:55 2011
The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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