https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz0xSBePS9w The World Cup. Billions hold their breath as a champion is forged inside the crucible of Earth's biggest sporting event. Oh, I've heard the doubters. They say to me, "Morgan, I am an American, and a heterosexual. Why in tar nation should I waste my time watching El Copa Mundial?" I'll tell you why, my friend. Guys getting hit----- in the nuts. Hot damn! No other spectacle offers as much nut-crushing action as the World Cup. Sacs are obliterated. Nads are squashed. Testicles are utterly destroyed. Uh-oh! Looks like someone got a red card----- on their balls! Top striker can send a ball at a man's groin at more than 130km/hr. Now I don't play that metric crap, but even I know that will flatten your hairy pouch into a pancake that is going to ache like a bitch for weeks. And don't get me started on the beauty of cleat to balls action. Holy mother of exploded testies! There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, as sweet as the sound of a diamond- tipped soccer boot finding a man's floppy treasure. This is why it is called- the beautiful game. --

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