作者shujoyly (愈伟大的秘诀愈简单)
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标题[Joke] A Funny Joke......share
时间Mon May 4 14:36:14 2009
Some day, the teacher "Li" asked the student"Lien": How many days in a week
with letter "T" in the first letter ?
Lien said: Two.
Li: Good answer. Which are........??
Lien: Today and Tomorrow.
Li: &%^#&^%^^*. Stupid, they are Tuesday and Thursday.
Li: Let me ask another question. How many seconds in a year?
Lien: let me think.
(about five minutes pass.......)
There are 12 seconds in a year.
Li: What???? Why?????
Lien:They are January second, and Frbruary second, March second, April second,
.........etc. So there are 12 seconds in a year.
Li:...............................
说真的，Lien同学的最後一句实在是看不懂@@"什麽东西是January second呀??那个不是
一月吗???
这是个双关语的笑话，外国人最喜欢用双关语的意思说笑话!!
Li第二个问题是问一年有几秒(second)?
Lien:有1月2号、2月2号、3月2号......共12个
(注:英文中second除了有"秒"、"第二个"意思外，也有每月2号意思，例如:1/1 =Jan
First、1/2=Jan Second、1/3=Jan Third......)
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