Subject: Pretty girl wants to marry rich guy >A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular > forum: > Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? > > I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. > I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good > taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary > or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual > salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in > New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone > in this forum who has an income of $500k annual > salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what > should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among > those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, > and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone > is going to move into high cost residential area on > the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual > income is not enough. > > I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: > 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list > down the n ame s and addresses of bars, restaurant, > gym) > 2) Which age group should I target? > 3) Why most wives of the riches is only > average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have > looks and are not interesting, but they are able to > marry rich guys > 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can > only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get > married) > > Ms.. Pretty > > > Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy: > > Dear Ms. Pretty, > > I have read your post with great interest. Guess there > are lots of girls out there who have similar questions > like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation > as a professional investor. My annual income is more > than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope > everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. > > From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad > decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so > let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're > trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": > Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, > fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem > here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be > gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income > might increase from year to year, but you can't be > prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of > economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a > depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, > but exponential depreciation. If that is your only > asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later > > By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has > a position, dating with you is also a "trading > position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it > and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - > same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might > be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser > decision any assets with great depreciation value will > be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual > income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will > not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking > for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you > could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k > annual income. This has better chance than finding a > rich fool. > > Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in > "leasing" services, do contact me > signed, J.P. Morgan -- 清新、健康的原PO --

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