作者wnwangster (Wei)
看板EngTalk
标题[Joke] FW: Learn to Speak Chinese
时间Sat Jul 19 02:24:43 2008
Let me know if you need a translation...... =.=
Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding (who you hiding)
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao (come here now)
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni (tiny pony)
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing (no buy damn thing)
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan (why you so tan)
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni (I bang my knee)
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat (chin too fat)
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim? (why so dim)
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting? (how long waiting)
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching (lynching)
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching? (why you munching)
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King (no parking)
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum (you so dumb)
I got this for free - Ai No Pei (I no pay)
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi? (why hang me)
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao? (why go now)
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao (why you come now)
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum (here they come)
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo (lay low)
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka (washing car)
Does this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung? (who flung dung)
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1F：推 stool:i think i need.. XDD 07/19 10:22
2F：推 XiJun:1.Who you hiding(not sure) 2.Come here now 3.tiny pony 07/19 10:29
3F：→ XiJun:I think those so-called Chinese kinda like a combinition 07/19 10:29
4F：→ XiJun:of Cantonese and Hokkien, maybe some Vietnamese/Korean 07/19 10:30
5F：→ XiJun:just some "looks" like Mandarin, btw it's so funny 07/19 10:31
6F：→ wnwangster:i swear this is what you'll hear in ChinaTown...XDD 07/19 13:27
※ 编辑: wnwangster 来自: 118.165.179.149 (07/19 13:37)
7F：→ outofdejavu:I found myself reading every one like a moron ="= 07/19 22:22