Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on Mary while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen. This time Mary jumped up and yelled, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted. -- "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." -Mark Twain --

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