this is not about insulting the female sex. just wanna chat about this coz i always find pick-up lines super amusing haha. few days ago i got uber bored and so i suddenly decided to google about LAMEEEEE pick-up lines. (mind you, few minutes before that i was still googling about love letters from great men in the history - obviously an influential act by the satc movie) below are some lame / dirty-pervy but funny ones. I bet some of you would have heard some of these too: 1. math geeky pick up line: if i were a differential, i'd be tangent to your curves 2, if your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving, is there something we can do between the holidays? 3. hey i'm new in town. can you please give me some directions? ('to where?') to your place. in fact i watched this canadian reality show about picking girls up at a club (called 'key to the club') a while ago. one of the candidates just kept staring at this girl from time to time and went "hey aren't you that person from the tv show..." yeah i know it's cliche, but i can tell it works on girls. and in case you wonder, in fact i am a girl. a perfectly straight one, believe it or not. so there is no way i'm talking about pick-up lines in any offensive or condescending means. just to add, i was excitedly talking about those pick-up lines i searched from the net with this guy friend of mine. and. uh, he could immediately finish most of the pick-up lines i raised. scary o__o --

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