作者wnwangster (Wei)
看板EngTalk
标题[Joke] Applying for a Job at the CIA
时间Sat Jun 21 02:34:13 2008
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of
testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for
the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks,
training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and
a woman, but only one position was available.
The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the
extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside
this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and
kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I
could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely
not the right man for this job then."
So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the
circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your
wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked
a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the
room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the
trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."
"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."
Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door
to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you
will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final
test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun
and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door
even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot
after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They
heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several
minutes; then all went quiet.
The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with
blanks. I had to beat that son of a bitch to death with the chair!"
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1F：推 serveto:Doesn't make sense. If the man fired the shot, first 06/21 02:39
2F：→ serveto:he should be judged insane; second those officials 06/21 02:40
3F：→ serveto:would have to worry about what they could be sure of 06/21 02:41
4F：→ serveto:the subject only follow their orders as utmost priorit 06/21 02:41
5F：→ serveto:Had their assassins unconditionally, relentlessly 06/21 02:43
6F：→ serveto:obey their command, would it be possible that any 06/21 02:44
7F：→ serveto:trigger unknown yet could rewire his psyche 06/21 02:47
8F：推 lavaever:so... i suppose the woman really hates her husband... 06/21 22:31
9F：→ lavaever:like the wife in "Story of an hour." HAHAHAHAHA> < 06/21 22:31
10F：推 johnhsieh:man you took it too seriouly.it's a joke.laugh it ou 06/22 17:20
11F：推 ninicole:LOL it's juz a joke XD 06/24 16:44