前几天看到Piers Morgan发表去参加Emmy Award的blog文章, 觉得颇有趣 有时间可以去看看 htt p://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1308741/PIERS-MORGAN- I-said-Ricky-Gervais-Youre-walking-sneering-antidote-PC-slapping.html ?ito=feeds-newsxml http://tiny.cc/dc1t4 (缩) 节录几段 顺便翻一下 1. 在艾美奖门口check-in时遇到了Allison Janney(The West Wing): I knew it was going to be one of those truly memorable nights when I arrived at the tight security check-in and bumped straight in to Allison Janney - who played the brilliant White House chief of staff CJ Cregg in my all-time favourite U.S. series, The West Wing. 'I'm so excited to meet you I think I might cry,' I blubbered, like some crazed stalker. "看到你真的是让我觉得兴奋得要哭了" 'YOU'RE excited?' she laughed. ' I love your show, I'm the excited one around here.' "你很兴奋? 我很爱你的节目,我才是那个该兴奋的那个人" 'Allison, you're one of the greatest actresses in TV history. I judge piano-playing pigs and men who set fire to their underpants with gunpowder. Please do not try and equate these two things in any sensible manner.' "Allison, 你是电视历史里最伟大的女演员之一, 我帮弹钢琴的猪与用火药在自己内 裤上点火的人打分数, 在任何合理的情况下都不应该尝试把两者做比较" 'Well, I'm still excited.' "well, 我仍然很兴奋" 2.在Party里遇见Ricky Gervais "Please do something outrageous,' I begged "拜托做一些惊世骇俗的事" 'You're a walking, sneering antidote to all the politically correct back-slapping.' "你是一个对所有让人安心的政治正确的活生生的高级解毒剂" (这句话超好笑, 让我想到Ricky在典礼上调侃Mel Gibson的情况) 'I've got a few ideas,' he chuckled. 'Nothing major, but I hope I might get a laugh or two.' "我有一些想法, 不是很大, 但是也许会让我得到一些笑声" 3.Jon Hamm(Mad Men)从旁边走过 I said hello, and went through my already embarrassing 'I'm so excited to meet you' routine. (Trouble is, I was.) 我经历了"我很兴奋见到你"的例行公事 可是 我是真的很兴奋 Hamm looks like an old-fashioned Clark Gable kind of movie star - tall, brooding, and with a ferociously strong handshake. And everywhere he walked, women instantly began swooning. Hamm就像是Clark Gable那种旧式的电影明星 'Donald Draper's my hero,' I sighed as we chatted. 'For many of the wrong reasons, but still my hero.' "Donald Draper是我的偶像, 也许是为了很多不正确的理由, 但是仍是我的偶像" He nodded and patted me understandingly on the shoulder. 他点点头并拍了我的肩膀表式理解 4.Jonathan Pryce(Return to Cranford) 'Quite a party,' he said. "很不错的party" Yes,' I replied. 'I've already met CJ Cregg and Donald Draper. Can't really get any better than that...' "是阿, 我已经见到了CJ Cregg与Donald Draper, 这个晚上已经不能比这更有趣了" 'I've only met you and Cat Deeley so far,' said Jonathan. "我到现在只见到了你(Piers Morgan)跟Cat Deeley" 'I guess your evening CAN get better then.' "那我想你的夜晚"会"变得更好" 'Sincerely hope so...' "我也这样期盼" 5.在倒马丁尼时遇到Lisa Edelstein(House) 'My wife will be thrilled we've met,' I said, 'we're both massive fans.' "我妻子会很开心我们见到面, 我们两位是忠实的影迷" 'How nice, where is she?' "真好 她现在在哪里?" 'Back home in London.' "伦敦" 'Well let's send her a photo then...' she grinned, mischief etched all over her face. "那我们寄个照片给她" (顽皮样) 'Look into my eyes and I'll pretend to kiss you,' she said. "看着我的眼睛然後我会假装要亲你" In my former career as a tabloid journalist, I would of course have made my excuses and left. Thank goodness I no longer have such limitations. I sent the photo to Celia. 'I wish Hugh Laurie could see this too,' I laughed. "我希望Hugh Laurie也能看到这张照片" 'You know him?' she replied. "你认识他?" 'Of course, we're Brits, we all know each other. And he'll go mad when he sees this.' "当然, 我们是英国佬, 我们都认识彼此, 而当他看到这个时他会生气" 6.在NBC的Party遇到Hugh Laurie(House) Soon afterwards, I left to attend the equally glittering NBC party down the road. And there, by delicious coincidence, was Hugh Laurie. 'Ah, Hugh, great timing.' "Hugh, 时机刚好" 'Oh yes,' he replied, instantly suspicious. 'Why?' "是吗, 为何" (立刻起了疑心样) 'I've got something on my phone that's going to ruin your night.' "在我电话里有一样东西会毁了你的夜晚" 'What is it?' he said, grimacing. "是什麽?"(苦瓜脸样) 'Take a look.' I showed him the photo. "你看" 'Who's the woman?' "这个女生是谁?" 'Look closer.' "看仔细一些" He peered intensely through the dim light. 'It's not?' "不是…?" 'It is.' "就是… " 'You b*****d, Morgan!' "你这个杂碎, Morgan" ------------------------------------------------------------------- 题外话 刚刚看到新闻, Morgan先生会是Larry King的继任者..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11234671 Well played, Sir. 题外话2 House 的新promo(global tv) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrLjWmMhIzA Cuddy...你... 竟然就在Wilson面前....XD --

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