因为老婆是文科生，偏又喜欢看这个片子来嘲笑我这样理科的“书呆子”，只好替她翻 译一下，不保证正确 我们的整个宇宙以前是在一个炎热稠密的东西， 然后近140亿年前开始扩张。wait 地球开始降温 穴居人发明了工具， 我们建筑了长城（注：应该说的是Hadrian’s Wall，因为切换的图片里面没有中国长城 ），我们建筑了金字塔。 数学、科学、历史、解开神秘。 全都是从大爆炸开始的。 人类之黎明不是那么遥远 因为每个星系的形成还不如唱这首歌需要的时间久 几分之一秒中元素就形成了 两足动物（注：应该不是指的古猿，之前远古两足动物也不少，暴龙，呵呵）站了起来 恐龙都要面对他们的命运 他们想超越（命运）但是太晚了 他们都死了（他们把自己冻了起来） 大海和大陆 再见，不想在一起。（注：大陆漂移） 是同一个大爆炸造成的运动 全都是从大爆炸开始的。 宇宙一直向外膨胀，但是有一天 会让星星向另外一个方向运动 向内坍塌，我们不会在这里，不会伤害到我们 （注：死绝了，XD） 我们推测出来最好最光明的未来就是会导致另外一次大爆炸 南方古猿们实在是厌烦我们 当他们追杀鹿的时候争论（我们在追杀病毒） 宗教、天文、百科全书、申命记 全都是从大爆炸开始的 音乐、神话、爱因斯坦、占星术 全都是从大爆炸开始的 THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, The dinosaurs all met their fate, They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and pangea See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang! It all started with the big BANG! It's expanding ever outward but one day It will cause the stars to go the other way, Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy It all started with the big bang! Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang! It all started with the big BANG! --

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