作者alyson (猜火车)
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标题[转录][趣事] 破掉的声音
时间Fri Jun 29 12:08:27 2007
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: iamnerdy (感恩的心感谢有您) 看板: joke
标题: [趣事] 破掉的声音
时间: Fri Jun 29 01:33:57 2007
明天就要结婚的珠珠，担心地问着妈妈：
『怎麽办？建丁一直以为我还是个处女，明天的洞房夜，他一定会
发现我根本就不是啊！怎麽办？怎麽办呢？』
妈妈一付好整以暇的样子说着：『没关系。这我有经验，交给妈妈
就对了。』
『妈给你一个有金属扣的小钱包，明晚上床时，你将它放在屁股那
儿，单手握着，当他把宝贝放进你里头时，你就把金属扣扣上。他一定
会问你这是什麽声音？你就告诉他，这是处女膜破裂的声音。』
洞房花烛夜，珠珠便照着妈妈所说的方法办理，建丁果然大叫……
『这是什麽声音？』
珠珠故做害羞状地说：『唉呦，这是人家处女膜破掉的声音啦～』
『什麽？快把你的处女膜打开！它夹住我的宝贝了！唉呀呀呀呀呀，我的宝贝！』
珠珠马上临危不乱地唱道：『让你知道你最美～』
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