作者ilikecosette (噗滋噗滋)
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标题[ＸＤ] 三顾茅庐
时间Thu Aug 13 19:11:20 2009
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: lin9287 (Aman) 看板: joke
标题: [ＸＤ] 三顾茅庐
时间: Thu Aug 13 07:01:54 2009
建安十二年
刘备闻水镜曰：「伏龙、凤雏得一可安天下也。」
便与关、张前去隆中拜见诸葛孔明，
无奈二次拜见皆不遇孔明。
次年，
刘玄德为复兴汉室之大业，
与关、张再度驱马至隆中。
此番远行已是三英三度亲往，
不如意事十之八九，虽见得诸葛孔明，
但伏龙却伏睡於草堂之中，
翼德大怒，拾树枝欲烧茅庐，
云长亦不耐孔明摆架子摆的如此嚣张，
玄德只得无奈安抚三弟，待诸葛亮醒。
许久，
亮醒，邀备入草堂。
玄德：备闻伏龙盛名许久，二番前来拜见皆空，此行得见先生已是一年之隔，
这一年间备可是一日三秋啊！
诸葛亮：这不是见到了吗？
玄德：北滥喔。
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218F：推 ilikecosette:借转 08/13 19:11
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