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收到这封有趣的转寄信。在加州住了几年後搬到科州,觉得这封信 真是蛮反应科州特色的...看似好笑,却一点都不夸张~分享一下。 A winter statistic: 98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THEOTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS. NOW: You're from Colorado if You'll eat ice cream in the winter. When the weather report says it's going to be 65 degrees, you shave your legs and wear a skirt. It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be canceled. You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. 'Humid' is over 25%. Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one. You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father's day. You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat. You know what the Continental Divide is. You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, and as an adult. You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities. You always know the elevation of where you are. You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow. **You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High** Every movie theater has military and student discounts. Everybody wears jeans to church. You actually know that ** South Park ** is a real place not just a show on TV. You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder. You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you. Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders. When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue. --



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1F:推 ych1220:漫好笑的 很多都很贴切 07/22 12:30
2F:推 evanzxcv:XD 可是我也只会在冬天吃冰耶 但我在Boston~ 07/22 20:55
3F:推 ohungryghost:中肯!! 应该要加一项, 雪练在科罗拉多不知是何物 07/22 23:58
4F:→ ohungryghost:去年拉斯维加斯下了2 inch的雪, 他们就哇哇叫了, 机 07/22 23:59
5F:→ ohungryghost:场也关闭. 这里下 12 inch机场照开XD 07/23 00:00
6F:→ ohungryghost:南方四贱客的小镇可以去参观一下,虽然有点鸟不生蛋 07/23 00:05
7F:→ evanzxcv:记得我以前待在Houston,有一次碰到预报说会下雪 07/24 10:28
8F:→ evanzxcv:结果雪都没开始下,学校就停课了,然後最後根本就没有下 07/24 10:28
9F:→ evanzxcv:後来搬到Boston,没下到10寸以上就根本没在怕的 XD 07/24 10:30







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