Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Step right up, step right up Come closer, you won't believe your eyes Behind this curtain, Witness something you've never seen before, Heard before, dreamt before The most amazing show on earth La la la la la la la It's the most amazing show on earth La la la la la la la Do you want to be widely entertained? People to know your name? Do you crave fame? Well they say "things aren't always what they seem to be" Even your greatest fantasies You won't believe your eyes Won't even recognise The wonderment that lies Behind the shimmer and the lights Is it true what they say? Is it all just fun and games? Or is there more behind the makeup, And the faces full of paint? I ask you, do you want to come and play? Hahahaha Get the world to come and play Hahahaha So sit back, relax, fasten your seatbelts It's going to be a bumpy ride to the other side -- 华夫人：吃了我们「一日丧命散」的人，一日之内会武功全失，筋脉逆流，胡 思乱想，而致走火入魔，最後会血管爆裂而死。 唐伯虎：没有错！而吃了「含笑半步颠」的朋友，顾名思义，绝不能走半步路 ，或者面露笑容，否则也会全身爆炸而死。实在是居家旅行－－ 华夫人：杀人灭口－－ 两人：（齐声）必备良药！ --

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