http://www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=71757 来源:vitalfootbal When our very own Jose Mourinho admitted the other that, to pretty much everyone's utter disbelief, that he regarded Sp*rs as a title challenger, I speculated that this was one of those things that you never thought you would hear in your lifetime. On this particular train of thought I have mused, and here are some of our ideas of things you will never hear. 当我们莫里尼奥承认了那些大多数人怀疑的事情,像是承认Sp*rs(注:呃..某刺吗)会挑战 英超冠军,我推测那些事情是你一生中从未想过的.在我一些特有的深思之後,这是一些 事情而你从未听过. THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR PEOPLE SAY 这些事情是你从未听到人们说过的 "Ok I admit, he got the ball Ref" - Arjen Robben 好吧!我承认,他得到了球判-阿羊罗本 "I've always had a lot of respect for UEFA. Always treated us fairly" - Jose Mourinho 我相当的尊重欧足总,他们总是对我们相当公正-何塞.魔力鸟 "I think I'd better come off Gaffer, it hurts" - John Terry 我觉得我最好不要当教练,这让我觉得很受伤 - 蒋特里 "I'm not really one who goes on looks. My woman has to interest me intellectually" - Ashley Cole 我挑女友绝不是只看外表.我都是被她们的内在吸引的- 阿什利柯尔 "If you keep playing me out of position I'm going to get the right hump" - Michael Essien 如果你不让我继续打不是我的位置,我将会觉得厌烦-爱心 "My girlfriend likes me to keep the headgear on in bed; she thinks it`s very sexy and so do I" - Petr Cech 我女朋友喜欢我继续带着头罩上床,她觉得这样很性感而我也这麽认为-彼得 切赫 "No I know my free kicks are rubbish. I think we should let Ballack take it" - Frank Lampard 不,我知道我的自由球是废物,我想应该以後都让巴拉克踢好了-法兰克 兰帕德 "You can`t book him for that Ref, he barely touched me" - Didier Drogba 你不能因为这判罚给牌,他几乎碰不到我-迪迪儿 德罗巴 "I really hope they sell me to West Ham" - Shaun Wright Phillips 我真的希望他们把我卖到西火腿 - 小赖特 "I have a secret soft spot for Pompey. Nice people down there." - Wayne Bridge. 我有一个关於秘密喜好关於庞贝,他们是好人-布里奇 "I'm so pleased I didn`t go to Chelsea. Winning things just isn`t my style" - Ickle Stevie Gerrard MBE DSO MotM QC VC BHS IKEA B&Q 我很高兴我没有去切尔西,赢东西不是我的风格- 伟哉杰拉德巴拉巴拉爵士 (注:杰拉德後面一堆巴拉巴拉东西我看不懂 囧...) "I agree. ￡3.50 is scandalous for a beer. Beer is free to season ticket holders from now on. If that doesn`t get the West Lower singing, nothing will" - Peter Kenyon. 我同意,3.5英镑是令人愤慨的啤酒价格,此後对拿季票的人啤酒应该免费,假如这不会让 西半边看台唱歌,这没有关系-彼得肯羊 "No, no, ￡100,000 is more than enough, I really dont need more money" - Footballers generally. 不,不,100,000英镑已经足够,我不需要这麽多钱-一般足球员 "No, mate carry on. You might as well stand up - everyone else is" - Stamford Bridge Steward. 不,夥伴继续,你可以站起来,每一个人都可以喔!-斯坦福桥人员 "No, mate carry on. You are right - he is a c*** - sing it like it is" - Stamford Bridge Steward. 不,夥伴继续,你是对的,他是一个c***,就像这样唱-斯坦福桥人员 "There's only one Dean Saunders" - Chelsea fans. 世界上只有一个Dean Saunders -切尔西球迷 "We are going to stop making up lies designed to destabilise the Chelsea squad and management as, even though the majority of the country is thick enough to swallow what we feed them, we have a responsibility to the truth and to be even handed in our coverage" - Tabloid press. 我们将停止制造谎言来动摇切尔西队伍以及管理阶层,即使这个国家多数人已经 蠢到我们给什麽他们就接收什麽,我们有责任公布事实以及修正我们的传言-八卦报纸 "Bellamy is a really nice person and I hope he signs for us as I think he would really add something positive to the dressing room" - Football Managers anywhere. 贝拉米是个好球员而且我想要签下他,我想他能替更衣室带来一些更积极的影响-各地的足 球教练 "I am really enjoying my time at Arsenal and am so thankful I left Chelsea" - William Gallas. 我很享受我在阿森那的时光,谢谢你们让我离开切尔西-威廉 嘎拉斯 "I wish Robbie Savage had signed for us" Fabio Capello whilst Real Madrid manager. 我希望我们能够签下罗比.杀围棋-前皇马教练卡佩罗 "Frank Lampard says he is staying at Chelsea and that`s good enough for us" - Sky Sports. 法兰克兰帕德说他会留在切尔西,这对我们来说很好-天空体育 I saw it all, I just do not wish to incriminate my team by commenting, so please stop asking me about it" - Arsene Wenger. 我有看到全部,我不希望因为一些评论而指控我的队伍,所以不要再问我这些了-温格 -- 没有全部PO上来,有兴趣的人可以点连结看全文 老话一句,有错就请指正 m(_ _)m --

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