看完那麽多穆里兄严肃的谈话..来个好玩的 http://www.ave-it.net/funny_manager_quotes.htm 'When a player gets to 30, so does his body.' - Glen Hoddle 'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary 'Home advantage gives you an advantage.' - Bobby Robson 'It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.' - Graham Taylor 'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit 'The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to give a goal away.' - Alex Ferguson 'In a year's time, he's a year older.' - Bobby Robson 'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson 'Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.' - Graham Taylor 'As I've said before and I've said it in the past...' - Kenny Dalglish 'He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.' - Glenn Hoddle 'I've seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week.' - Jack Charlton 'People always remember the second half.' - Graham Taylor 'If they hadn't scored, we would've won.' - Howard Wilkinson 'Paolo Di Canio is capable of scoring the goal he scored.' - Bryan Robson 'It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there.' - Jack Charlton 'We keep kicking ourselves in the foot.' - Ray Wilkins 'I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.' - Glenn Hoddle 'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.' - Arsene Wenger 'It wasn't going to be our day on the night.' - Bryan Robson 'Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.' - Graham Taylor 'If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.' - Terry Venables 好吧>>来个照片http://www.ave-it.net/funny_pictures1.htm 真的很好笑...如果有冒犯的话>>请见谅 -- Deny your conditioning.Cry.Love your friends. Kiss strangers. Drink more. Do what you want. Have a baby. Believe in Narcissus. Articulate boredom. Drink piss. Get naked. Argue constantly. Masturbate openly.Never hallucinate.Exercise sensitivity. Suck cock. Fuck. It's all so empty. --

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