如果提及支持球队...笑笑就好...绝无恶意... http://www.chelseafc.com/StatPage.asp?id=jokes 1. Q: why do so many housewives love newcastle? A: 'cos they stay on top for ages & then come second 2. Q. What's the difference between the Spurs keeper and a taxi driver? A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time. 3. (Replace Spurs with any team we've just walloped.) Q. What have the Spurs 'keeper and Michael Jackson got in common? A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. 4. Q.What's the difference between the Man Utd goalkeeper and Pamela Anderson? A: Pammy's only got two tits in front of her 5. Q: How many Man Utd fans does it take to change a lightbulb? ... A: Seven, one to change it, five to moan about it and Ferguson to say if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would have never gone out! 6. Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs(沃姆伍德-斯克拉比斯监狱 (英国 London 的一座收容初犯的监狱)? A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out. 7.个人觉得最好笑的 David James' Mum phoned him up on Saturday evening. She said "I'm not coming to watch you play again, 'cause your always waving at me during the game" !!!!! -- Deny your conditioning.Cry.Love your friends. Kiss strangers. Drink more. Do what you want. Have a baby. Believe in Narcissus. Articulate boredom. Drink piss. Get naked. Argue constantly. Masturbate openly.Never hallucinate.Exercise sensitivity. Suck cock. Fuck. It's all so empty. --

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