Tony Parker Thinks This Tony Parker Guy Is Unbelievable by Aaronstampler on Jan 22, 2009 http://0rz.tw/SSMw5 一篇蛮有趣的文章~~XDDD 「如果我是Tony Parker之真心话告白」 (※警告：内含伪PARKER对RONDO的看法 对全文有兴趣者请参阅原文，以下仅摘录部分文章。) ------------------------------------------ Like you didn't think I'd be all over this. This is from a thread at ST where the poster, Adrien, translated Tony's opinions on NBA point guards from the French sports newspaper "l'Equipe" which I think means "Cocky bastards." Best PG at penetration Devin Harris and Me Best PG at shooting Steve Nash The nicest PG Chris Paul The hardest PG to play against Andre Miller The best rookie PG Derrick Rose The best dribbler Allen Iverson The most underrated PG Devin HarrisDevin Harris The most overrated PG 被高估的控卫 Rajon Rondo "It used to be Jason Williams. People used to love him because he was making fancy assists and they were forgetting the passes in the stands. Nowadays it's more difficult. Maybe Rajon Rondo. He is a bit overrated. Playing with Pierce and Garnett helps a lot and people tend to forget that." because he was making fancy assists and that he was white and they were forgetting the passes in the stands because he was white. Nowadays it's more difficult because Calderon isn't American. Maybe Rajon Rondo. He is a bit overrated. Playing with Pierce and Garnett helps a lot and people tend to forget that. Thank God I don't have two superstars on my team who make me look better than I actually am. The best defender "I would say Chris Paul. He defends well, has good hands, he anticipates well. Chris Paul and Jason Kidd. They both have a high sense of anticipation. They always have a hand in there that can steal the ball. Then Chauncey Billups who is really strong. But I consider myself a top 5." Other things Tony considers himself a top five in: Stellar cartography, applied thermonuclear physics, historical knowledge of Aboriginal mating customs, humility and rapping. The best passer "Chris Paul and Deron Williams. No. Chris Paul and Steve Nash. You have to have the right players next to you. Chris Paul has them. Tyson Chandler for high passes and David West who is a pure PF and a hell of a shooter. But Paul has the vision on court." I'd pass more if I had any good players around me instead of a has-been wannabe power-forward-when-we-all-know-he's-a-center who can't even jump over a goddamn phone book and that gimpy big-nosed freak who plays with his nuts for the first three quarters of every game until it's his time to jack up some threes to be the hero. Conclusion "Chris Paul is the most skilled. But it's more complicated. It depends on the team you play on. If I was playin in New Orleans or Phoenix, I would have more responsabilities, more assists. My Top 5 is : Chris Paul, Myself, Deron Williams, Steve Nash and Chauncey Billups. The best PGs are in the Western Conference. Allen Iverson is now in the east but we also have Baron Davis, and when he is healthy, he can be a "pain in the ass" to play against." It only looks like Chris Paul is better than me to the layman because gets to pass to All-Stars like Tyson Chandler and Peja Stojakovic, while I have to make do with complete bums such as Tim and Man-ooh? Am I pronouncing that right, is it Man-UH or Man-Oooh? If only Chris Paul knew my struggles. ----------------------------------- 看来伪PARKER的结论如下： 1 相当认同Devin Harris 2 承认Chris Paul比自己优秀，假如Chris Paul knew my struggles 3 认为RONDO不是绿色是白色，被高估，沾了KG和PP的光~~ 嗯~ 老实说这文章颇具娱乐价值呀~~XDDDDDD 大过年的，搏君一笑，祝各位新年快乐~~~ 最後── 其实本文的重点在这张照片http://0rz.tw/1HRQs 我比较想知道这照片到底是哪里来的~~ 囧 # ----------------------------------- GO GO CELTICS ~ --

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