Curt Schilling是个嘴炮王。他去看了比赛，而且就坐在湖人板凳区旁边。网页里有他 小女儿的照片。照片旁白也很好笑。还有这篇如果看的懂，建议直接看英文。XD http://0rz.tw/ec4g3 Manny, JD, Papi, Lester and the NBA Finals. [上略] Ok, so I get some ridiculously good tickets for Game 2 of the NBA Finals last night. This was the 2nd chance to see the Celts up close. A few observations. OK，所以我拿到两张好的太离谱的 NBA总冠军赛第二战的票。这是我第二次近距离看到 塞尔蒂克。一点观察。 I had ZERO idea that the NBA game was that physical. Damn. The big boys are getting after it on every play. 我完全没想到NBA比赛这麽粗暴。妈的。这些大家伙每次进攻都在撞来撞去。 Kevin Garnett, and not that this needs to be stated, but I’ll say it anyway, is as focused and locked in as any athlete in any sport I’ve been around. From pre-game shoot around to last seconds on the clock, this kid is legit. The intensity and reputation are there, wow. His eyes are on the floor, or the ball, all game. What an incredible pleasure it is to watch and be a fan of. I am blown away in that he came out of high school, something that can be a huge disadvantage, and has ALWAYS maintained who he was purported to be. Kevin Garnett，不是说这有必要说出来，但是反正我就是要说，是我遇过所有运动里 的所有运动员中，最专心与专注的。从赛前投篮练习到比赛最後几秒钟，这孩子真的很 厉害。认真程度和名誉就是那样，哇呜。他的视线在场上，或是球上，整场比赛都是这 样。看他比赛，还有作他的球迷真是了不起的开心。有人告诉我说他高中毕业就加入联 盟了，我真是吓坏了，这可能会是很大的劣势，但结果总是达成他想要作的目标。 The first game I saw from these seats the Coach for Washington was basically taunting KG when he was at the line, saying a bunch of things, KG was ignoring him for the most part until he said something that must have been a bit too much, KG pauses, looks over and basically tells him to go piss up a rope. 我坐在这些位子上的第一场比赛，华盛顿的教练基本上就是，在KG上罚球线时不断地嘲 笑他，说一大堆东西，KG大部分时间都不理他，直到他说了某些一定是太过分的东西， KG停下来，转过来看了一眼，基本上就是叫他滚远一点。 Last night KG goes to the line, Lamar Odom (who I became a fan of last night) is saying “Hey KG why don’t you help on the ball down here?” Pointing to the paint, and I am guess referencing the fact that KG wasn’t down in the paint mixing it up. He says it again, loudly, KG doesn’t even acknowledge him, and sinks both. Impressive, total focus. 昨晚KG上罚球线时，Lamar Odom（昨晚我变成他的球迷）说：「嘿，KG，你为什麽不来 里面咧？」他指向禁区，我猜他说的是KG没去禁区厮杀一番。他又说了一遍，很大声， KG完全不理他，然後两罚都进。了不起，完全专注。 One thing I did learn was that in addition to not having one ounce of athletic ability, being white, and having no vertical, and only being able to dribble right handed, I couldn’t play in the NBA because about 43 times last night I heard things being said that would have made me swing at someone. These guys talk MAJOR trash on the floor, and the great part is that most of the times I’ve seen it the guy on the receiving end usually doesn’t respond much, if at all, and just plays the game, schooling the guy who feels like he needs to talk to make his game better. 我学到一件事，除了没有一丝的运动能力，还是白人，跳不起来，只会右手运球，我不 能在 NBA打球的另外一个原因是，我昨晚大概听到43次垃圾话的内容，是会让我把那个 人痛扁一顿的。这些家伙在场上说的垃圾话真的很夸张，最棒的部分是，我看到大部分 听到的家伙通常没有太多反应，如果不是完全没有反应，就只是打篮球，似乎是在教那 些以为光靠嘴巴就能打出好球的家伙要专心打球。（感谢emily0408大指正） Paul Pierce is friggin good. What a game. Who on the Lakers can defend him? Paul Pierce真是他妈的强。了不起的比赛。湖人有哪个人可以守住他？ I always wondered about the bitching and moaning of NBA coaches and players with regards to officiating and last night I was literally on the floor to see and hear it first hand. Things I heard and saw. 我一直在想 NBA教练和球员对裁判的发牢骚和不满，昨天晚上，我名副其实地在场上， 第一手的观察和聆听。以下是我听到和看到的。 1) KGs first quarter Technical. I heard EVERY word of his exchange with the ref. It’s nice to know that they share the same problems some players do with MLB umpires. He was giving a technical because he said the F word, period. He did NOT call the ref a name, he was bitching about a non-call and said “C’mon, what the F am I supposed to do” and got the T. Now I watch both Pierce, and I think Allen, talking to this ref and he shoots back to Paul this little tidbit. “I can’t let him talk to me that way.” 1) KG 的第一个技术犯规。我听到他跟裁判交换的每一个字。很高兴知道他们，和一些 大联盟球员跟裁判间有一样的问题。他被判一个技术犯规，因为他说了一个脏话，就是 这样。他没有说出那个裁判的名字，他在抱怨某个没吹犯规的球，然後他说：「拜托喔 ，这样我他妈的要怎麽打。」然後就被吹技术犯规了。然後我看到Paul，还有可能是 Allen，对这个裁判说话，然後他跟Paul这样说：「我不可以让他这样对我说话。」 What? Dude, your an NBA official, not the stinking Pope. Not one person in the arena paid 1 cent of their ticket to see you, ref the game and shut your pie hole. These guys are playing for a world championship, they are as amped up as you expect the best players in the world to be, they are grown men, there’s going to be some PG-13 language, and you are giving a T to a guy for dropping an F bomb? Stupid. 什麽？老兄啊，你是一个 NBA裁判，不是什麽讨厌的教宗。这个球场里面没有一个人花 了一毛钱，是为了来看你吹判，所以闭上你的鸟嘴。这些家伙在为世界冠军打球，他们 就像你期待这世界上最好的球员那样，他们是大人了，一定会有一些辅导级的语言，你 给一个说脏话的人技术犯规？白痴啊。 2) Every SINGLE play up and down the floor has MULTIPLE fouls being committed by multiple players. These guys are in close, every play. They are beating the crap out of each other, and the refs see it. That makes me think that the game is called and paced exactly how the refs want it to be. I wondered aloud, a few times, how in the hell calls weren’t being made against the Celts on a ton of plays in the paint where there was some serious pugilism being committed. There were a ton of ‘non-calls’ in my incredibly amateur opinion. 2) 场上的每一球，都有很多球员犯了很多规。这些家伙比赛时黏在一起，每一球。他们 扭打成一团，裁判都有看到。这让我想说，比赛的吹判和步调完全是裁判掌握的那样 。我很认真想知道，好几次，塞尔蒂克在禁区里被打来打去，结果一大堆球都没有被 吹犯规。根据我这难以置信的业余意见，有一大堆的犯规没吹。 3) Phil Jackson knew it. Early in the game, Farmar comes to the bench during Celts free throws and asks about the next series, Jackson says “One thing I do know is we’ve got to stop !@#$&@#%$#&*()@ fouling these guys” Farmar asks what he says and he repeats the line. 3) Phil Jackson知道。在比赛早期，在塞尔蒂克罚球时，Farmar跑过来板凳区，问说下 一球要怎麽打，Jackson 说：「我知道一件事，我们得停止!@#$&@#%$#&*()@对这些家伙 犯规。」Farmar问他在说什麽，然後他重复了一遍。 4) I don’t know much about the NBA beyond some of the star players and the famous teams. I heard that the Lakers got Gasol in a horrible steal of a deal and that the league should have investigated the trade for some sort of punishable crime I saw a 7 footer last night who grabbed like 4 rebounds and spent the entire game whining about getting fouled. 4) 除了一些明星球员和有名球队，我不太了解NBA。我听说湖人可怕地用交易偷来Gasol ，然後联盟应该调查这个交易，看有没有什麽可处罚的犯罪。我昨晚看到一个七尺大个 ，抓了四个篮板，整场比赛都在哀鸣说他被犯规了。 5) Kobe. This one stunned me a little bit. Who doesn’t know Kobe Bryant right? I only know what I have heard, starting awhile back with the entire Shaq debacle. I don’t really have an opinion one way or the other on or about him other than to know that people feel he might be one of the 4-5 greatest players to ever lace it up. What I do know is what I got to see up close and hear, was unexpected. From the first tip until about 4 minutes left in the game I saw and heard this guy bitch at his teammates. Every TO he came to the bench pissed, and a few of them he went to other guys and yelled about something they weren’t doing, or something they did wrong. No dialog about “hey let’s go, let’s get after it” or whatever. He spent the better part of 3.5 quarters pissed off and ranting at the non-execution or lack of, of his team. Then when they made what almost was a historic run in the 4th, during a TO, he got down on the floor and basically said ‘Let’s f’ing go, right now, right here” or something to that affect. I am not making this observation in a good or bad way, I have no idea how the guys in the NBA play or do things like this, but I thought it was a fascinating bit of insight for me to watch someone in another sport who is in the position of a team leader and how he interacted with his team and teammates. Watching the other 11 guys, every time out it was high fives and “Hey nice work, let’s get after it” or something to that affect. He walked off the floor, obligatory skin contact on the high five, and sat on the bench stone faced or pissed off, the whole game. Just weird to see another sport and how it all works. I would assume that’s his style and how he plays and what works for him because when I saw the leader board for scoring in the post season his name sat up top at 31+ a game, can’t argue with that. But as a fan I was watching the whole thing, Kobe, his teammates and then the after effects of conversations. He’d yell at someone, make a point, or send a message, turn and walk away, and more than once the person on the other end would roll eyes or give a ‘whatever dude’ look. 5) Kobe。这部分我有点吓到。谁不知道 Kobe，对吧？我只知道我听说的东西，在整个 Shaq灾难之後。我对於他真的没有任何意见，不论好坏，只知道人们说他可能是最伟大 的四到五位球员之一。我真的知道的是，我可以近距离看到和听到的，是我没预料到的 。从开始跳球到比赛大概只剩四分钟，他看到还有听到这家伙跟队友发牢骚。每一次暂 停，他到板凳区都很火大，有时候他发在其他人身上，大吼说他们没作到什麽事，或是 做错了什麽事。没有关於「嘿， let’s go，来追上比数吧」或是类似的对话。他花了 三节半的时间发脾气，大声责骂他的球队没有执行的东西。然後当他们在第四节几乎要 完成一个历史性的逆转时，在一次暂停中，他走下球场，基本上说些「Let’s f’ing go，就是现在，就在这里」或是差不多效果的东西。我不是用好或不好的眼光观察，我 完全不知道 NBA这些家伙是怎样打球，或是作这些事的，但是我认为对我来说，这是很 精采的洞察力，看到其他运动的球队领导者，怎麽和球队及队友互动。看看其他十一个 家伙，每次都在击掌，还有「嘿，干的好，上场追赶吧」或是差不多效果的话。他走下 场，击掌时彷佛一种义务性的皮肤接触，然後坐在板凳席板着脸，或是发脾气，整场比 赛。看到另一种运动，还有它运作的方式还蛮奇特的。我会假设这是他的风格，他打球 的方式，还有他这样有效，因为我看到季後赛的得分榜，他的名字在上面第一名，一场 比赛得31分以上，所以没什麽好争辩的。但是身为一个球迷，我看到全貌，Kobe，他的 队友还有对话後的反应。他会对某个人大吼，指出一件事，或是传达一项讯息，然後转 身走开，然後超过一次，听到的那个人会眨眨眼，摆出「随便啦」的表情。 Let me reiterate that this is from a complete basketball newbie, so for all I know this could be exactly how these guys play this game and interact with each other. 让我再重复一次，这是来自一个完全对篮球一无所知的人，所以这些可能就是这些家伙 打球和彼此互动的方法。 The contrast though, for me anyway, was watching KG and Allen, Pierce, as the game went on. I was literally ON the Laker bench so I could only watch the celts on the floor, and it was just different. it was all about who has whom, who goes where, what’s up next. That could have been a direct result of the officiating and flow of the game though, more than anything. 然而，相反的，至少对我来说啦，是看着 KG，Allen和Pierce，随着比赛进行。我名副 其实地坐在湖人板凳区，所以我只能看到场上的塞尔蒂克，而情况完全不同。都是说些 谁是谁，谁要跑哪个位置，接下来要打什麽。然而，这也可能是裁判和比赛进行的直接 结果啦。 It was just amazing to watch a game where the Lakers came out, completely set the tempo in the first few minutes and TOTALLY dominated the final four minutes, and in between the Celtics completely dominated them. 看着这场比赛是很了不起的，湖人队上场，在前几分钟完全掌握节奏，在最後四分钟完 全主宰了比赛，然後中间完全由塞尔蒂克主宰。 Anyway, what a rush and a total enjoyment to be a part of. Celtic fans were damn impressive. Oh and one more thing. I think it’s fantastic that there seems to be this mutual support thing going on here in NE. You fans are being treated to your third World Championship appearance since last October and that’s awesome. But at each one there seems to be a crossover, Celts and Sox at the Super Bowl, Pats, Bruins and Celts at the World Series, and last night Sox and Pats all over the place. Cool stuff. 不管啦，真的很狂热，但是完全很享受身在其中。塞尔蒂克球迷真是他妈的令人印象深 刻。喔还有一件事。我觉得有件事很棒，就是在新英格兰区有一些互相的支持。你们球 迷有机会享受，从去年十月以来第三次世界冠军的机会，这很棒。但是在其中每一种运 动都有些交流，塞尔蒂克和红袜参加超级盃，爱国者，棕熊和塞尔蒂克在世界大赛，还 有昨晚满场都是红袜和爱国者的球员。很酷。 --

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