Top 10 at the bottom In case you missed it, here's the Top Ten list from Tuesday's ``Late Show with David Letterman,'' the Top 10 signs your team is not going to win the NBA Finals, as delivered by a group of NBA legends: 10. Oscar Robertson: ``Owner won't pay for team to travel to away games.'' 9. Robert Parish: ``Coach used time out to go get Spike Lee's autograph.'' 8. Rick Barry: ``Your teammate spends the whole game guarding the ref.'' 7. George Gervin: ``Power forward has been out two months with the hiccups.'' 6. Willis Reed: ``During the season, you lost to the Lakers and the Laker Girls.'' 5. Walt Frazier: ``Your team logo is a guy asleep in a hammock.'' 4. Clyde Drexler: ``Much of the 24 seconds is spent on uncontrollable sobbing.'' 3. Bill Walton: ``No one on your team can dunk without using a stepladder.'' 2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: ``Your best player is named Shaquille Wasserstein.'' 1. Bill Russell: ``Many nights you have more groin pulls than points.'' --

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