http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/quotes.html 〔新单元！本连结位址不会变动，但每周都会更新。〕 －－－ "If we beat Juventus, I'll shave off my moustache." It's not a pledge Chievo boss Bepi Pillon was ever likely to go through with. 「如果我们打败 JUVE，我就刮了我的胡子！」 这是个 Chievo主帅 Pillon永远也不会想经历的誓言。 "Juve are the best side in the world. They are good, they are nasty and when they are done they don't even leave any crumbs behind. But when we're playing well, we are ball-breakers of the highest order." Bepi Pillon reveals how hungry and annoying you have to be in order to beat Juventus. 「JUVE是世界上最强的球队，他们很强，也很让人难受， 当他们吃完了连面包屑都不会留下，不过我们打得很出色， 我们是最高等级的足球破坏者！」 Pillon透露了要打败 JUVE你得变得多饥渴与惹人厌。 "Marcio Amoroso scored against us with Parma, Udinese and Borussia Dortmund. That's why we signed him." Milan chief Adriano Galliani embodies the 'if you can't beat them, let them join you' school of thought. 「Amoroso曾对 Parma、Udinese、Dortmund有过进球，这就是为什麽我们签他。」 Galliani体现了何谓『如果你不能打败他们，就让他们跨入你的思考领域』。 "Some people learn as infants, some start understanding things at the age of 40. David Di Michele is still working on it." Udinese boss Serse Cosmi recommends a bib for the player following his Palermo move. 「有些人从婴儿时期开始学习，有些人到四十岁才懂事，Di Michele还需要努力。」 Udinese主帅 Cosmi评价该球员转会到 Palermo之事。 "Now we're waiting for Vincenzo Iaquinta. He's been out injured so long I can barely remember what he looks like!" Udinese's Serse Cosmi explains what he was doing with his son's Serie A sticker album at training. Cosmi：「现在我们就等 Iaquinta了，他伤了太久我都快不记得他长什麽样了！」 "Cassano made the difference in a very even match. He has vision and enormous talent. Cassano is worth his weight in gold." Spanish newspaper AS after ‘gordo’ Cassano scored on his debut. That's a lot of gold… 「Cassano能改变势均力敌的比赛，他有那种视野与巨大的天份， 他的价值等同於跟他一样重的黄金！」 西班牙 AS报在 Cassano首发进球後如此评价，那可是很多黄金啊… "I want to go to Inter." Valeri Bojinov throws a teenage tantrum after being dropped again by Coach Cesare Prandelli. 「我要去 Inter！」 Bojinov在又一次被主教练 Prandelli排除在先发阵容後耍小孩子脾气。 "My first choice is Bayern." Valeri Bojinov has a slight change of heart about his preferred destination. 「我的首选是 Bayern！」 Bijinov对於他偏好的目的地有了一点点改变。 "If you make a mistake then you will be punished. If you make a big mistake then the consequences will be even graver." Fiorentina sporting director Pantaleo Corvino shows Valeri Bojinov who the Daddy is before dropping the 23-year-old to the youth team. 「如果你犯了错就会被惩罚，如果你犯了一个大错那後果将会更严重。」 Fiorentina体育总监 Corvino把 Bojinov丢到青年队去，Who's your DADDY？ "I think I'll bring an umbrella, a deck chair and a drink the next time we play at home." The state of the San Siro pitch rekindles memories of Skegness for Inter boss Roberto Mancini. 「我想下次我们主场比赛的时候我会带只伞、摺叠式躺椅、还有饮料来看。」 Inter主帅 Mancini的圣西罗球场回忆。 "I thought I was playing on the Copacabana beach. It's really dangerous playing on a pitch with so much sand on it. When you go to change direction it is like you are playing on ice. There is just no grip." Inter midfielder Dejan Stankovic considers swapping his boots for flip-flops or ice-skates. 「我以为我是在柯巴卡巴纳海滩比赛，在有那麽多沙的球场上比赛真的很危险， 当你要变向的时候你就像在冰上比赛一样，毫无抓地力可言。」 Inter中场Stankovic考虑把球鞋换成沙滩拖鞋或是溜冰鞋。 "Having a son has changed me and I want another four children." Roma’s Francesco Totti reveals plans to set up his own five-a-side football team. 「拥有一个儿子改变了我，朕还要再来四个小孩！口桀口桀口桀～」 Totti透露自己组一个五人制足球队的计画。 "If Francesco Totti caught a cold right now, with Shabani Nonda and Vincenzo Montella currently injured, we would have a major problem." Roma midfielder Daniele De Rossi just before he nipped out to the chemist. De Rossi：「Nonda、Montella受伤，如果 Totti现在感冒，我们问题就更大了～」 （後面不会翻，nip out解不出来。） "He invents assists out of nowhere, as though he's using a rear-view mirror." Coach Luciano Spalletti explains why Francesco Totti is the driving force behind Roma's recent revival. 「他无中生有创造了一个助攻！我想他有装照後镜！」 Roma主帅 Spalletti解释 Totti为什麽能在 Roma最近的复苏中伴演火车头！ "Ballack says that we are trying to sign him in order to increase his wage demands - but we have never been after him and we will not sign him." Juventus transfer wizard Luciano Moggi 'confirms' in his own unique way that the German captain is on his way to Turin. 「Ballack说我们要签他只为了增加自己谈加薪续约的筹码， 但是我们从来没想过要签他，我们也不会签他。」 Moggi以他个人独特的方式“确认”了德国队长 Ballack的都灵之行。 "Lucarelli told me there was a hole in the turf, though every striker who misses a penalty tries to find an alibi." Perhaps Cristiano Lucarelli forgot that Livorno boss Roberto Donadoni missed from the spot in the 1990 World Cup semi-final… 「Lucarelli告诉我在草皮上有个洞，每个罚丢点球的射手总要找个托辞。」 也许 Lucarelli忘了他的主教练 Donadoni在1990年世界盃准决赛也罚丢过点球。 "I haven't lost my smile or my peace of mind because I know I'm working for a competent club." Nobody notices Empoli Coach Mario Somma's crossed fingers after his side's seventh Serie A defeat in eight matches. 「我还没失去我的微笑或平和心境，因为我知道我在为一只能干的球队工作。」 在义甲近八轮收获七败之後，没人注意到 Empoli主帅 Somma在背後交叉的手指。 （crossed fingers的意思应该不用另外解释吧？） "We do not think that Somma deserves the sack." Empoli President Fabrizio Corsi just three days before giving Somma the chop. 「我们不认为 Somma应该被炒。」 Empoli主席 Corsi三天後炒了 Somma。 "Contrary to newspaper talk, I was to be the next Coach of the Bianconeri. I had every reason to be sure it was going to be me, but then suddenly one night Capello appeared out of the blue. As Fabio is the best of the lot I wasn't too bitter about it. Well, maybe just a little bit." Monaco boss Francesco Guidolin on being Juve's nearly man – much to the relief of most Old Lady fans… 「刚好跟报纸所说的相反，我才是 JUVE的下一个教练！ 我有一狗票的原因可以确定这件事，但是一夜之间，Capello跑出来了！ 基於 Capello是当今最出色的教练之一，我并不觉得太难堪， 好啦～或许有那麽一点啦～」 Monaco主帅 Guidolin表示他曾是离 JUVE主帅位置最近的人－ 大部分的 JUVE球迷大大地松了一口气… -- 我们身体里豢养的死亡一天天长大. --

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