作者a606155123 (冷气团团长)
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标题[转录][无言] 救我....救我....
时间Thu Oct 16 00:15:46 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: eldora (eldora) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 救我....救我....
时间: Tue Oct 14 22:18:12 2008
红绿灯这种疯狂的小游戏大家都玩过吧
当鬼靠近的时候就要说「红」
并且等还是绿灯的玩伴来救你
-------------------故事正式开始噜---------------------
话说强者我同学(我发誓真的是我同学)
小时候很开心的一群朋友跑去游泳
游啊游啊游
光是这样无趣的游实在不能满足他们
於是....嘿嘿.....就玩起水中红绿灯
鬼一步一步逼进强者我同学
我同学已经无处可逃了啊
只能够懦弱的喊出「红」这个关键字
又不甘心只能在那个小角落
我同学超希望别人赶快来碰他一下......并且轻轻说声「救」
我同学：救我救我!!!!!快救我!!!!
说时迟那时快
救生员以完美的抛物线跳了下去
跳了下去
跳了下去
笨版第一po.........请鞭小力点好吗......
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1F：推 sp89005:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:20
2F：推 mikekim:XDDDDDDDDDD ID一样长 10/14 22:20
3F：推 ID5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:20
4F：推 NullLife:呵呵 这很好笑 XD 10/14 22:20
5F：推 siby1: XDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:21
6F：→ ID5566:救生员：靠...玩红绿灯不找的啦～我也要玩 10/14 22:22
7F：推 snubi:挨唷超爆笑啦 好怀念喔 我小时候常的耶 10/14 22:23
8F：推 smallkaka:正妹吗？ 10/14 22:23
9F：推 Queeniejune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:23
10F：推 Manine:救生员:怎麽了? 红灯人:有鬼要抓偶 救生员:(抖)不是偶害的 10/14 22:31
11F：推 shentis:救生员：闪电XD 10/14 22:34
12F：推 Katherine63:是哪家游泳池的救生员那麽可爱XD 10/14 22:34
13F：推 pinky21224:闪电我笑了 哈哈哈哈XDDDD 10/14 22:36
14F：推 tabacio:哈哈 救我..救救我 10/14 22:39
15F：推 AIman:救生员[超干] 被一群小鬼给骗了 10/14 22:39
16F：推 rfes5324:哈哈 大爆笑 10/14 22:41
17F：推 whoami885:就声援:[妈的]那谁来救我 10/14 22:41
18F：推 Manine:既然大家都湿了 互舔皮肤味道看谁是水鬼附身(抖...) 10/14 22:42
19F：推 flyinsunmoon:我笑了 XDDDD 10/14 22:42
20F：推 fba:XDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:43
21F：→ chris04025:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:47
22F：推 cadan:专业的救生员!!! 10/14 22:48
23F：推 maboroshiga:XDDDD 10/14 22:49
24F：推 fishead1116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:50
25F：→ octopusy:这是感人的故事耶 10/14 22:51
26F：推 HLING:那个救生员在你後面 ～～他非常火... 10/14 22:55
27F：推 warhters:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 22:58
28F：推 fujo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好怀念的游戏…已经快20年没玩了XD 10/14 22:59
29F：推 smalllight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:00
30F：推 imp6618:XDDD 这个好笑 有人还玩过闪电BB吗? 10/14 23:00
31F：推 prn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:01
32F：推 fm0611lee:好笑但救生员很可怜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:03
33F：推 shinyu0905:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:03
34F：推 benken512:哈哈哈哈哈哈 我快笑炸了XDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:04
35F：推 wixter:XD 10/14 23:04
36F：推 chengzai:水中红绿灯可以用扑的喔XDDDDDDDDDD有玩过~~ 10/14 23:04
37F：推 bluewind0963:大推! 救生员完美的抛物线XDDD 10/14 23:05
38F：推 vulg04mp3:借转嘉义! 10/14 23:07
※ vulg04mp3:转录至看板 Chiayi 10/14 23:07
39F：推 QQQWERT:XDDD 好好笑!! 10/14 23:12
40F：推 Ferrero0212:救生员一定很囧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:12
41F：推 lekao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/14 23:14
42F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:15
43F：推 Cynthiase:救生员:这是这星期第N个死小孩 10/14 23:17
44F：推 angels:...这跟在水中玩溺死游戏有啥不一样吗?XDDDD 10/14 23:17
45F：推 bass5210:救生员......囧...... 10/14 23:19
46F：→ vanness2008:救生员: 少来了 我只是要练跳水 10/14 23:20
47F：推 biglunatic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:22
48F：推 peter50318:所以原po是正妹吗～ 10/14 23:29
49F：推 fireflyyen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 这篇有好笑 10/14 23:29
50F：推 fromwilda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:32
51F：推 w35413541:结果救生员过去碰他一下... 10/14 23:33
52F：推 Jerrynet: 说: 你妈怎麽还没来找我 10/14 23:34
53F：推 bettychu:我想知道後续啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:36
54F：推 tomadog:XDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:40
55F：推 joker1987:XDDDDD 10/14 23:42
56F：推 shao781116:想知道後续!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/14 23:44
57F：推 piece285:XDDDDDDD 10/14 23:45
58F：推 nnku:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 23:54
59F：推 qbeagle:笑了\ 10/14 23:57
60F：推 l1290220:有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 00:00
61F：推 marksman168:想知道後续+1 XDDDD 10/15 00:03
62F：推 ul6fu65202:後续後续~XDDDD 10/15 00:05
63F：推 angelnatsumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑 10/15 00:06
64F：推 yoyophs:好久没再笨版笑了 10/15 00:08
65F：推 Twone:救生员超专业拉!!!!! 10/15 00:09
66F：推 fmingk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 00:10
67F：推 amymayyam:yoyophs,因为终於看到比你笨的吗? 10/15 00:11
68F：推 meatballlu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超专业的救生员! 10/15 00:11
69F：推 Jamsheep:ㄚ哈哈XDD 10/15 00:16
70F：推 OOXXBINGOYA:推专业救生员!!! 10/15 00:18
71F：推 xhungx:推救生员 10/15 00:19
72F：推 seths:= =! 10/15 00:30
73F：推 crazyma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 00:36
74F：推 sb299537:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 00:37
75F：推 xcvbnm54:救生员 : 我也想玩= = 10/15 00:38
76F：推 yiu:哇哈哈哈～这个好！ 10/15 00:38
77F：推 abcdefgha:我笑了XDDDDDD 10/15 00:38
78F：推 ts00135777:推救生员～ XD 10/15 00:39
79F：推 kizu1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 00:39
80F：推 obajun:救生员在站在你後面 他非常生气 10/15 00:41
81F：推 mrdi:我没玩过闪电BB~只有玩过闪电DD 10/15 00:46
82F：推 hatasan:XD 10/15 00:51
※ ele17:转录至看板 lifeguard 10/15 00:51
83F：推 camby0425:救生员：我也想玩Q_Q 10/15 00:54
84F：推 m1e1m1o3ry:我笑了... 10/15 00:57
85F：推 BluesHarp:救生员超专业 10/15 00:57
86F：推 hanajiji:救生员真是尽责呀 10/15 01:02
87F：推 cancer26:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 01:03
88F：推 sandon:XDXD不推不行阿 10/15 01:05
89F：推 aiyoweiya:XDDDDDDDDDDDD可怜的救生员 10/15 01:08
90F：推 ChaiVen:有笑有推~~~哈哈哈 10/15 01:20
91F：推 momo770:靠邀 颇为好笑 10/15 01:25
92F：推 JohnnyWalker:虽然看到一半就知道梗在哪，还是很好笑XD 10/15 01:26
93F：推 lycodomo:超级好笑的啦XDD 笑到肚子好痛… 10/15 01:26
94F：推 FlyBat:有好笑到XD 10/15 01:26
95F：推 esthermo:哈哈哈 救生员认真输了吗XD 10/15 01:26
96F：推 qqqqww:救生员:(碰)救....嘘~~别说是我救你的 10/15 01:29
97F：推 NONOLO:救生员耳朵很强! 10/15 01:51
98F：推 stgh2526:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 01:55
99F：推 iamyamigami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:01
100F：推 kiba226:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:14
101F：推 visnafox:救生员:人家很尽责的.... 10/15 02:15
102F：推 hoo74586:XDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:21
103F：推 r5252:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:22
104F：推 curtner:救生员：啊在游泳池是不能改完闪电布丁喔 10/15 02:27
105F：推 jennysep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:32
106F：推 carol1025:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 02:51
107F：推 EyebrowNCKU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 03:02
108F：推 sayolin:啥是闪电布丁= =? 10/15 03:04
109F：→ henlen4949:整个好笑~ 10/15 03:04
110F：推 kanakate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 03:07
111F：推 chobit618:是闪电DD吧XD 10/15 03:23
112F：推 snoopy206:认真就输了 10/15 03:31
113F：推 annatzang:推闪电布丁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 03:45
114F：→ cacay:救我救我!!!!!快救我!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 04:00
115F：推 DDAT:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 04:06
116F：推 suzetta:好笑~ 推一个 10/15 04:10
117F：推 claudiaa:好笑推XDDDDDDD 10/15 04:25
118F：推 JoeArtanis:爆 XD 10/15 04:27
119F：推 icq7584:哈哈哈哈 好笑 10/15 05:44
120F：推 anochen:救我救我! 有笑有推..... 10/15 05:53
121F：推 Yie:救生员：靠...玩红绿灯不找的啦～我也要玩 10/15 08:15
122F：推 vulu83vm0:闪电DD吧 10/15 08:35
123F：嘘 tenderman:红的明显 这样跟狼来了有什麽不同? 浪费救生资源 10/15 08:54
124F：→ tenderman:对不起 对这种行为无法认同 在正当的场合做不正当的事 10/15 08:55
125F：推 hoojoshua:我记得是闪电"BB"耶...= =? 10/15 08:57
126F：推 honyi1324:有笑友推拉!!!!笑死 闪电BB拉 10/15 08:58
127F：推 m05492000:我大笑了XDDDD 10/15 09:34
128F：推 chandler123:笑到不行 闪电布丁那个也太赞了 10/15 10:18
129F：推 cadina999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 10:29
130F：→ eldora:哇~好开心我的笨版第一po有娱乐到大家~ 10/15 10:34
131F：→ eldora:话说我同学是男孩啊~就不版规四了唷~ 10/15 10:35
132F：推 mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 10:50
133F：推 kof24dj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 11:00
134F：→ chungyung:===========谢谢收看水男孩==================== 10/15 11:21
135F：推 VIOLET523:XDDDDD 10/15 11:22
136F：推 azen:笑死我了 10/15 11:44
137F：推 ck3300511:怎样都有人嘘 嘘的人大概国文程度不好 10/15 11:47
138F：嘘 ccc222:危险 10/15 12:16
139F：推 upeqmas:推爆 10/15 12:16
140F：推 ToyLoli:嘘的太敏感了，原 PO 并没有要欺骗救生员的意思啊 XD 10/15 12:17
141F：嘘 ccc222:这就跟你打电话去119来了你说我们再玩大冒险 10/15 12:18
142F：→ ccc222:很好笑吗 我看了很不舒服 10/15 12:19
143F：推 Hevak:救生员真是超尽责的XD 辛苦了 10/15 12:19
144F：推 DRmikeice:6楼好笑 10/15 12:35
145F：推 jq5168f9say:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 12:38
146F：推 demitri:还蛮好笑的XD 10/15 12:40
147F：推 galaxy5247:3c32...辛苦你了 真是认真魔人的好榜样~ 10/15 12:47
148F：推 l1l1l1l1:救生员:我也要玩 10/15 12:54
149F：推 mslouise:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 13:26
150F：推 dennisiver:战力太弱3c32 10/15 13:33
151F：推 st626jack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 13:39
152F：推 kevabc1:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 10/15 13:49
153F：推 asole:楼上好多眼睛 XDDD 10/15 14:04
154F：嘘 lucas01:下次去搭美国航空然後喊劫机 玩玩 10/15 14:13
155F：推 swpoker:此救非彼救~不知道在认真个屁阿 10/15 14:24
156F：推 uryuuhosino:嘘的是怎样...把情境想得太严重了吧? 小时候在游泳池 10/15 14:26
157F：→ uryuuhosino:玩游戏，是能跟恶意整人的大冒险相比喔? 10/15 14:26
158F：→ drink789:雷霆人认真了 10/15 14:43
159F：推 no1smkimo:ccc222大,他就说是小时候了嘛,会玩红绿灯,大概都是小学 10/15 14:43
160F：→ no1smkimo:而且她们根本没想到救生员会跑去就他吧,毕竟喊红以後 10/15 14:44
161F：→ no1smkimo:就站在原地不能动了耶,跟溺水分别相当大阿, 10/15 14:45
162F：→ no1smkimo:有谁看过溺水的人是站着溺水的吗 10/15 14:47
163F：→ worldwitch:大笑XD 真有笑点 10/15 15:06
164F：推 fine6945:救生员专业!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 15:27
165F：推 clamplove:太好笑了~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 15:36
166F：推 sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 15:56
167F：推 edith0421:救生员超尽责的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 16:02
168F：推 sheep0811:看笨版这麽认真干麻~人家又不是故意的~嘘啥?XD 10/15 16:39
169F：推 squall140578:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 16:40
170F：推 iamweberber:他本来就不是跟救生员说阿 他是在跟同学玩 救生员误会 10/15 17:13
171F：推 s910928:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 17:57
172F：推 foyu:没这麽严肃啦 我当好多年的救生员了 每次都问小朋友 要不要 10/15 17:57
173F：→ foyu:我来救你 每个都腼腆的逃跑 10/15 17:58
174F：→ rangwen:(超干)游泳池有鬼 10/15 17:59
175F：推 dustlike:正是因为救生员误会才有笨点 10/15 17:59
176F：推 cuccoss:XDDDDDDDDD 10/15 18:05
177F：推 foyu:而且真的严重了 也不会喊救我救我......... 10/15 18:07
178F：→ vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 18:21
179F：推 FirstDay:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 18:31
180F：推 dpple:[超干]被死小孩阴了还被po上笨版，嘘！ 10/15 18:43
181F：推 BeeWolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 18:46
182F：推 jona8897:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 18:49
183F：推 jeff21115:救生员快上黑特发文！ 10/15 19:33
184F：推 irotasi:救生员以完美的抛物线跳了下去 XD 10/15 19:40
185F：推 elfswordsman:大推救生员 10/15 19:57
186F：推 criky:救生员也要玩@@ 10/15 20:23
187F：推 neyuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 20:31
188F：推 victorcoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 20:33
189F：推 fechyijy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(给正义魔人:小朋友在玩哪会想那麽多= =) 10/15 20:45
190F：推 mili123:XDDDDDDDD 10/15 20:55
191F：推 hyjie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 20:56
192F：推 h8305300:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 20:58
193F：推 abombe:上面说到打电话到119跟飞机上那两件都会触法的，可没办 10/15 21:05
194F：→ abombe:法说是开玩笑就可以解决的。 10/15 21:06
195F：推 sherryasd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 21:09
196F：推 Lunachen:XDDD 10/15 21:14
197F：推 aapen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 21:39
198F：推 evil0906:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 21:59
199F：→ cashko:虽然笑了但真的是浪费社会资源 10/15 22:21
200F：推 LastXmas:干~我爆笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/15 23:07
201F：推 Arbor118:恩 没啥好嘘的 10/16 00:02
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202F：推 deathkaras:大推阿!!!!!!!!! 10/16 00:47
203F：→ a606155123:..下次也去试试看...颗颗 10/16 12:43
204F：推 fireboy0114:有笑点!现在觉得笨版有一堆假正义乱嘘的白痴 10/16 17:48
205F：→ a606155123:...跟乡民认真就输了 10/16 19:29