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标题[转录][脑残] 干...同学说我才是诈骗集뤠…
时间Mon Jul 3 15:56:16 2006
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作者: missma (小强) 看板: Hate
标题: [脑残] 干...同学说我才是诈骗集团...
时间: Sat Jul 1 20:28:43 2006
前天meeting前...接到了一通没有来电显示的电话...
一个操着很重的大陆口音女子打来的...
女:你在干麻?
我:你...你是那位?
女:你不记得我啦?怎麽才点小感冒你就认不出我来了...(太老套了~一听就知道是诈骗的)
我:哦!!(惊喜状)爱莉丝啊!!!
女:对啦~
我:最近在干麻~~你怎麽人突然消失了?~~你花店的生意怎样了?
女:就普普罗~是这个样子啦...最近我有点麻烦..要现金周转..
我:没问题啊...大家老朋友...一句话...要借多少
女:你手边有多少?
我:约八千万左右...
女:(大喜...)那...可以借我个三五万周转吗?
--------------此时....我老板出现了....并大叫了一声"大学部的来了没有?!"-------
女:你现在在那?怎麽这麽吵?
我:我们在开会啊~你忘啦?我们总统府最近有很麻烦的事啊~
女:哦~~这样啊...那借钱的事....(被我打断)
我:借钱没问题~~我们先讨论一下利息怎麽付吧~
女:我们这麽熟了你还要跟我算利息呀?而且我也没钱付利息呀~呜(可怜貌)
我:利息还不出来就用你的肉体来还啊!!(我冷冷的道)
女:?什麽?我没听清楚~你说什麽?肉体?
我:唉呀~爱丽丝你别装啦~~我们的关系又不是一天两天的事了~口桀..口桀..口桀
女:不要这样咩....
我:唉呀~干麻呀~上个月还狂野的咧~~你今天装什麽圣女呀~口桀..口桀..口桀
女:......(没讲话)
我:不过还是不要让克劳德知道我们的关系~~知道吗?
女:克劳德??
我:对啊~~你那是什麽口气啊?装不认识啊?你知不知道你突然消失..他四处在找你啊??
女:哦...哦...对...唉~感情的事麻~就这样..让人捉模不定的(干你在讲三小..跩啥文)
女:那借钱的事...
我:嗯~借钱没问题~~我给你二条路走~第一条是用肉体还...第二条是先把我借你的
三十万先还我~
女:三十万?我啥时跟你借过三十万啦?
我:(凶恶貌)干...你现在是怎样?借给你钱..你现在给我装笑ㄟ就是了?
借了你三十万说我没借你?那你现在要跟我借钱我怎麽敢借你??
女:我会还你啦~~你借不借我啊~~(开始不耐烦加凶恶貌)
我:干!!!你凶杀小!!现在是你欠我钱还是我欠你钱啊!!
女:对....对不起啦~~我会还你啦~~你帮忙一下啊!
我:不然现在我们先出来饭店happy一下~表现让我满意我再借你罗~口桀口桀口桀(邪淫貌)
女:别这样麻....
我:这样啦~~我问问克劳德看怎样~他说要借你~
女:喂..别跟她说...
我:(把手机拿给我同学..然後跟他说..你现在是爱莉丝的男朋友克劳德)
同学A:喂...我克劳德!
女:......
同学A:你现在是怎样!你怎麽突然消失了那麽久...你知不知道我一直在找你!
女:没有啦..就发生了一些事..不想让你担心(干你娘真会扯)
女:你可以借我吗?五万~~
同学A:你跟我同事文森特借了三十万...为什麽不还他?
女:我会还啊!先借我麻~~
同学A:那你跟我借的五十万怎麽办?
女:(大惊)五十万!!??
同学A:对啊~~你跟我们借的那麽多钱到底在干麻啊?
女:就炒股票啊...被套牢了...
同学A:那你电话怎麽没显示...
女:不要问那麽多啦...(凶恶貌)
同学A:靠妖喔...你不讲就别借啊!!
女:唉唷..给你同事听啦~~(她指我)
我:怎麽样?谈不拢吗?那我借你啊~~不过一天要让我HAPPY一次直到还清哦~口桀口桀口桀
女:你们这些人怎麽都这样啦!!!?
----------------此时...老板已经在跟专题生meeting..老板讲话非常大声-------
我:好吧~~你乾哥Jordan也在这里~~我问他看看借不借
女:喂....
同学B:你谁啊!!!
女:我爱莉丝啦....
同学B:刚他们两个没跟你说我们在开会吗?现在陈水扁很火大~你没听他讲话这麽大声吗?
女:那你借我钱啊~~我真的走投无路了!!
同学B:那你欠我的八十万呢?
女:.........(挂电话)
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戏弄诈骗集团好像变成我的乐趣了....
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※ 编辑: missma 来自: 218.172.52.172 (07/01 20:30)
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