作者houyating (橘色和风团)
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标题[转录][夭寿] 08年高考零分作文
时间Mon Jun 16 13:37:24 2008
※ [本文转录自 Hate 看板]
作者: p3962260 (圣文大色胚) 看板: Hate
标题: [夭寿] 08年高考零分作文
时间: Sun Jun 15 21:58:06 2008
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_48874cec01009kuz.html
08年江西0分作文
题目是：以07洞庭湖鼠灾为背景，要以田鼠的口吻或者田鼠天敌的口吻给人
类写一封信，八百字以上。
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，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽
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叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。
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叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽
叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。
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叽叽？叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽
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。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。
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叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽
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叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽
叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽？叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽
叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽
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叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽
叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。
叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽；叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽；
叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽
叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽
叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽。
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叽叽
叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽 叽叽叽叽
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干你娘亲的，刚刚在别的板看到这个.......
干，我足足笑了5分钟....
干，现在我肚子好痛喔.....
干，这文章应该拿满分的勒....
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◆ From: 123.195.1.146
1F：推 madstanley:XDDD 61.62.146.197 06/15 21:58
2F：→ terrybob:0分！下一位~~~(笑点很高的男人) 221.169.14.121 06/15 21:58
3F：→ f80659:干...我承认我也有笑 220.132.10.212 06/15 21:59
4F：推 goodhike:有见地! 202.151.52.42 06/15 21:59
5F：→ l83isman:这篇是满分吧... 140.116.113.31 06/15 21:59
6F：→ cimi:满分+1...好笑ㄟ 218.165.192.55 06/15 21:59
7F：→ octobird: 叽叽叽叽叽 125.225.42.75 06/15 21:59
8F：推 hanainori:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 220.140.195.82 06/15 21:59
9F：推 lin089170:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 218.170.41.54 06/15 21:59
10F：→ golla:看不懂~就很多个机吗? 140.112.5.24 06/15 21:59
11F：→ safecan:有一幅名画叫"夜晚的乌鸦" 意境比他好多了 59.104.149.140 06/15 22:00
12F：→ Workforme:满分+1 59.105.28.31 06/15 22:00
13F：→ p3962260:勾拉你要看题目呀 123.195.1.146 06/15 22:00
14F：推 ZENY:干意浓厚 140.126.9.168 06/15 22:00
15F：推 hunter5566:这不打满分老师还是人吗?125.231.135.194 06/15 22:00
16F：→ socialboy:太有创意了 满分+1 61.230.14.110 06/15 22:00
17F：推 hownowater:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD118.161.112.199 06/15 22:01
18F：推 CarlPavano:明明就很符合题目的要求，应该要给满分 140.114.224.47 06/15 22:01
19F：→ octobird:叽叽叽叽叽，叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽 125.225.42.75 06/15 22:01
20F：→ mgkmrmgi:还满好笑的啊 创意一百220.131.226.198 06/15 22:01
21F：→ octobird:叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽。叽叽叽叽叽叽叽， 125.225.42.75 06/15 22:01
22F：推 keio53:金87....XD 220.138.47.215 06/15 22:01
23F：→ f80659:勾啦还不去念书！！！被我抓到了吼 220.132.10.212 06/15 22:01
24F：推 sokuso123:田鼠的口吻? 谁知道田鼠是什麽口吻吗140.113.141.243 06/15 22:02
25F：→ conan4869:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.231.9.35 06/15 22:02
26F：推 Atermis:干你娘亲!我笑了 59.114.38.32 06/15 22:03
27F：→ gsix21:XDDDDDDD 118.170.21.240 06/15 22:03
28F：推 QkooQ:干 ...这样都没满分 125.229.43.157 06/15 22:03
29F：推 goodman5566:总共811个140.128.194.151 06/15 22:04
30F：推 golla:看懂了~给一个推!! (人家刚洗完澡咩〒△〒) 140.112.5.24 06/15 22:04
31F：推 MKAngelheart:人苯:他要叽 就让他叽个够阿140.114.218.163 06/15 22:04
32F：→ cimi:图勒!!! 218.165.192.55 06/15 22:04
33F：推 AALLSS:我承认我有笑XDD 118.171.40.121 06/15 22:04
34F：→ clidelee:好笑啦 虽然在别的版看过了XD118.160.239.103 06/15 22:04
35F：推 lien:golla:图勒图勒? 203.70.124.6 06/15 22:05
36F：推 lsslss:勾拉香喷喷的(大口大口的吸)220.135.213.115 06/15 22:05
37F：推 lovelyh126:叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽叽 118.169.106.83 06/15 22:05
38F：推 morningmist:应该要穿插一下吱吱修辞的 内容生动!! 61.217.212.114 06/15 22:05
39F：推 hanainori:偷渡? 220.140.195.82 06/15 22:05
40F：→ DreamLeo:我没笑= =118.161.249.132 06/15 22:05
41F：→ uuma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 118.166.16.86 06/15 22:07
42F：→ golla:<(●￣^￣●)> 140.112.5.24 06/15 22:08
43F：→ erasermyself:叽叽叽叽叽 118.161.6.49 06/15 22:08
44F：推 ingf:满分! 59.116.168.235 06/15 22:09
45F：推 Rookie5566:叽叽叽叽 叽叽 叽叽? 61.229.59.196 06/15 22:10
46F：推 hanainori:勾拉洗好了还不念书XD? 220.140.195.82 06/15 22:10
47F：→ golla:好麻...人家去念书...<(￣><￣)> 140.112.5.24 06/15 22:11
48F：→ p3962260:干，勾拉洗澡图勒 123.195.1.146 06/15 22:12
49F：推 ROYOY:我笑点很低 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD218.175.155.114 06/15 22:15
50F：推 ykcirt:田鼠:叽叽叽叽叽叽 (我要伸洗澡图)218.169.154.118 06/15 22:17
51F：推 shuitun:不错笑.......... 140.114.221.4 06/15 22:18
52F：推 jayshan:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈210.240.195.243 06/15 22:20
53F：推 liorio:XDDDDD 叽叽叽叽叽 218.170.14.12 06/15 22:21
※ FirstPushMan:转录至看板 HatePolitics 06/15 22:23
54F：推 eminembest:超田鼠的XDDD 应该要一百阿 118.167.129.32 06/15 22:25
55F：推 amaoto:叽叽复叽叽 96.251.85.140 06/15 22:26
56F：→ chuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 140.125.192.68 06/15 22:36
57F：推 skyrazui:明明就是满分XDDDD 118.169.32.130 06/15 22:49
58F：→ MRsoso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD118.165.185.104 06/15 23:00
59F：→ MRsoso:借转joke XDD118.165.185.104 06/15 23:00
※ MRsoso:转录至看板 joke 06/15 23:01
60F：推 StarAmy:干这好笑 59.113.90.47 06/15 23:13
61F：→ otowa1006:我笑了...XD(抱歉我笑点很低...) 203.77.81.106 06/15 23:17
62F：推 absbreak:借转班版140.121.213.171 06/15 23:24
※ absbreak:转录至看板 TTSH12th309 06/15 23:25
63F：推 snoopy206:写这作文的人名字是否叫海大富 210.71.22.6 06/15 23:34
64F：→ cojinyu:相似度99.99999999999999999999999999 124.10.225.241 06/15 23:59
65F：推 chirssu:北京的也很好笑阿 有台科文的味道XD 59.112.9.84 06/16 01:09
66F：推 molukino:我快笑翻了218.169.226.162 06/16 01:58
67F：→ azeing200:干 我会给分 叽的笔划多 该给点毅力分 59.126.161.27 06/16 02:54
68F：推 titly0122:我在办公室大笑...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 218.166.220.92 06/16 12:03
69F：推 dearwilliam:应该要一百分220.132.154.206 06/16 12:30
70F：推 houyating:借转班板XDDD 59.126.51.179 06/16 13:36
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71F：→ houyating:嗯，昨天跟钰容凌晨差点笑翻...推文也很好笑～ 06/16 13:44
72F：推 eqiqmq:帮推!!有好笑到XDDDDD~~ 06/16 14:44
73F：推 turtleking:1咕咕 06/16 16:53
74F：推 zechs0025:恩 1咕咕很好笑... 06/16 21:24