作者FISHM (罐子)
看板CSMU-MED95
标题[转录][讨论] 三国野史一则
时间Sun Mar 30 17:23:12 2008
※ [本文转录自 sex 看板]
作者: AdaDaDj (正宗御宅族) 看板: sex
标题: [讨论] 三国野史一则
时间: Sun Mar 30 02:05:06 2008
蜀安汉将军糜竺有一族弟，竺常恼之，其为人性情古怪，好同性之欢，喜与男性同游
行为放荡不羁，引人侧目。
其与曹操爱子曹丕为同窗旧识，自少年时即听闻曹操英勇辉煌事蹟，
对其仰慕不已，久之，竟生非分之想。
一日，其藉故与丕作客，望丕代之引见曹操，丕为人豪爽，不疑有他，
遂引之入殿堂晋见。
入室，操堂坐於殿，威风凛然。
丕曰: 爹爹，此人乃丕之多年同窗。
操见之，曰: 爱儿劳您照顾了。 语慈祥，却面不改威严
曰： 哪里，应该。
操曰：今日前来，所为何事？
曰：实不相瞒，小人愿求与大王交欢。
操闻之，勃然大怒，命左右将其拿下: 大胆狂徒！报上名来！
曰：小人蜀将军糜竺之弟，糜匿！
操闻之，大为荒恐，语带吞吐: 拖...拖....拖出去斩了!
匿见操有所动摇，机不可失，大喝:
"我插你爱丕喔！"
操闻之胆颤心惊，几近崩溃，曰: 操愿为儿受罪，只求汝放过丕儿。
遂令左右退下，褪去衣裤，任糜匿玩弄。
尔後五年，操不敢越蜀国雷池一步，郁郁而终。
後蜀国人知此一事蹟，纷纷称奇，曰糜匿之勇如山狮之势，
蜀王赠其伯乐千里马一匹谓之"伯马"。
并将此一壮举记录於当时记载善事义行的书刊--"义周刊"
供蜀国後代为楷模。
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46F：推 sakanatsuki:操愿为儿受罪，只求汝放过丕儿 03/30 02:44
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※ kuangdao:转录至看板 Chan_Mou 03/30 02:52
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※ DevilVic:转录至看板 TigerBlue 03/30 03:23
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149F：推 Ryx:这真的太好笑 XDD 03/30 10:37
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※ shinest:转录至某隐形看板 03/30 10:42
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198F：推 Wind518:这篇的重点..是神手罐先生有在看西斯板吗... 03/31 17:57
199F：推 ggliu:应该是＝＝ 03/31 22:28