作者Rickon (LCD坏了,萤幕变大了QQ)
看板CSMU-MED90
标题[转录][笑话] 今天是七夕....
时间Thu Aug 31 19:05:50 2006
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: etrexetrex (ETREX) 看板: joke
标题: [笑话] 今天是七夕....
时间: Wed Aug 30 23:28:34 2006
今天是七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕.....
我终於想通了...
七夕绝对是去死团发明的节日
为了引诱出情侣们走上街头,走上河岸,走上高山。
怎麽说呢...
其实七夕和去死团节,只有一线之隔...
七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕
只要加上一条底线
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七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕
你们看到了吗?
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夕七 夕七
你们看到了吗?
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1F:推 estupid:厉害这也行.... 08/30 23:29
2F:推 himeno: ____ ____ ____ 08/30 23:30
3F:推 bhak:很酷馁! 08/30 23:30
4F:推 dora1390:酷耶 08/30 23:31
5F:推 splashsun:强耶! 08/30 23:32
6F:推 cocoasheep:我还以为是"去死去死"台语的谐音~ 08/30 23:31
7F:推 wolffox:真是强者...我推 08/30 23:33
8F:推 erosiondream:您真内行! 08/30 23:33
9F:推 paimer:您真内行 08/30 23:33
10F:推 lovemit:I服了u 08/30 23:33
11F:推 TokyoHotDog:含泪推 08/30 23:34
12F:推 hotline1234:总觉得有种"玫瑰之夜-鬼话连篇"的感觉...(抖) 08/30 23:34
13F:推 vinmo:n可怕 08/30 23:35
14F:推 green1116:真有想像力~~厉害!!! 08/30 23:35
15F:推 be12337:______________________________________________________ 08/30 23:35
16F:推 atk709:死~~~~ 08/30 23:35
17F:推 rt1237717:您真内行! 08/30 23:36
18F:推 Halleluiah:好强阿~~ 08/30 23:35
19F:推 vieyra:高手 08/30 23:37
20F:推 leokidd:虽然不是底线 不过还是大推~ 08/30 23:36
21F:推 wasiqoo:总觉得有种"玫瑰之夜-鬼话连篇"的感觉...(抖) 08/30 23:38
22F:推 inego:哈!好可怕的想像力啊XD 08/30 23:37
23F:推 DEPAPEPE:_________________________ꄠ 08/30 23:38
24F:推 poca:我真是猜不透你阿.................. 08/30 23:39
25F:推 Hide0916:强 08/30 23:39
26F:→ yandin:好宅男! 夕七 08/30 23:39
27F:→ DEPAPEPE:七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕 08/30 23:39
28F:推 iwantmoney:七七乳加巧克力... 08/30 23:38
29F:→ yandin:楼上两只好快=.= 08/30 23:39
30F:推 LillianChen:甘拜下风...Orz 强! 08/30 23:39
31F:推 tonilin:______________________________________________________ 08/30 23:40
32F:推 yuzki:原PO专业 08/30 23:40
33F:推 poca:纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂纂쐠 08/30 23:41
34F:→ poca:七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕 08/30 23:41
35F:推 adar911:XD 厉害~酱多年居然都没人发现~~XD 08/30 23:41
36F:推 waligangan:高手!!! 08/30 23:41
37F:推 junfun:您真内行! 08/30 23:41
38F:推 vul3j1987:强!!超强 08/30 23:43
39F:推 ast154251:七 夕七 夕七 夕 08/30 23:43
40F:推 Sixer1983:您真内行!不推不行~虽然今天有正妹祝我情人节快乐>//< 08/30 23:43
41F:推 senior:______________________________________________________ 08/30 23:44
42F:推 tonilin:去死去死去死去死 08/30 23:45
43F:推 Brianjr:干...楼上有人偷放闪光蛋.... 08/30 23:46
44F:推 tatamikuo:楼上耍笨!! 08/30 23:46
45F:→ tonilin:被发现了...哭...T^T 08/30 23:46
46F:推 actuame:看完之後一阵毛 有跟我一样的举手.... 08/30 23:48
47F:推 PutinCat:举手@0@ 08/30 23:49
48F:推 s9588008:again _______________________________________________ 08/30 23:49
49F:推 estupid:七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七 08/30 23:50
50F:推 XDboy:七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕夕七夕七夕夕七夕七夕夕七夕七 08/30 23:50
51F:推 puregon: 心 壬 08/30 23:52
52F:推 stones12: 七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕夕七夕七夕夕七夕七夕夕七夕七 08/30 23:53
53F:推 JonTL: 去跟丢也只有一线之隔 08/30 23:53
54F:推 jyunwei:你们看到了吗? 然後慢慢浮现出来…(抖) 08/30 23:54
55F:推 pipilong:_______________________________________________ 08/30 23:55
56F:→ pipilong:七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕夕七夕七夕夕七夕七夕夕七夕七 08/30 23:55
57F:推 raytai:太有创意了 不得不推~ 08/30 23:56
58F:推 ttk620:!!! 08/30 23:57
59F:推 bobokk:想像力真好阿 08/30 23:57
60F:推 age317:您真内行 08/30 23:58
61F:→ tonilin:土____ 08/30 23:58
62F:→ tonilin:ㄙ夕七 08/30 23:59
63F:推 yanshiang:不亏是高高手 08/31 00:01
64F:推 shouben:内行!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____ 08/31 00:01
65F:推 westfour: 臣又 臣又 臣又 长三 长三 ___________ 08/31 00:01
66F:推 UK0607:干....这个就有高到了 08/31 00:02
67F:推 amdprokimo:竟然能研究出这种东西...原PO你是宅男吧! 08/31 00:03
68F:推 Keng:高高手阿 可以m了 08/31 00:03
69F:推 sixuj:哈哈哈 好文阿 08/31 00:04
70F:推 cooper6334:您真内行 08/31 00:03
71F:推 aaronpwyu:小弟甘拜下风...你真的升级了这次... 08/31 00:05
72F:推 zyxcba5:缔造PTT全新用语!!! 08/31 00:06
73F:推 dQoQb:Good 08/31 00:06
74F:推 jo66:您真内行 08/31 00:06
75F:推 e915013101:有学问喔!!!!! 08/31 00:06
76F:推 mingzhe:有见地XD 08/31 00:07
77F:推 yuusan:GJ 08/31 00:08
78F:推 l1l1l1l1:真有学问..... 08/31 00:08
79F:推 tytytytytyu:高高手= = 08/31 00:08
80F:推 mysteriousGE:有学问!!!!_________________________________ 08/31 00:08
81F:推 asbsa:怎麽会还没爆阿 08/31 00:09
82F:→ hikarujun:推~看笨版长知识~~ 08/31 00:10
83F:推 abawlin:这太优秀了....... 08/31 00:10
84F:推 ttlun:MMMMMM 08/31 00:11
85F:推 Maiar:Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood job ____ 08/31 00:10
86F:推 edenas:含泪推 08/31 00:11
87F:推 freesamael:楼上几层有偷藏笨点 08/31 00:12
88F:推 vovo0930:太强了 08/31 00:12
89F:推 Cataria:有天份..... M起来 M起来!! 08/31 00:12
90F:推 Maiar:也推笨点XD 08/31 00:13
91F:推 cLiO0324: 高手XD 08/31 00:14
92F:推 lactic0610:XDD 08/31 00:14
93F:推 geniuse:真是太神奇了~~ XD 08/31 00:15
94F:推 estupid:楼楼楼楼上耍笨XD 08/31 00:15
95F:推 vjman:版名改一下~~太强大的创意!!! 08/31 00:15
96F:推 meyokaze:这真是太神奇了...古人的智慧仍待我们发掘~XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:18
97F:推 Addidas: 08/31 00:20
98F:推 kevinfu619:太强了XDDDDDDD 08/31 00:20
99F:推 scottxxx666:XD 08/31 00:20
100F:推 Pao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好神 08/31 00:20
101F:推 bloodpiece:原PO真是热情奔放 创意无限 08/31 00:21
102F:推 tsioge:真高手........超强XDDD 08/31 00:22
103F:推 zzxxxzz:XD 08/31 00:23
104F:推 timediver:XDDDDDD 08/31 00:23
105F:推 FLy60169:厉害@@ 08/31 00:23
106F:推 pckmc:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:25
107F:推 MixCopy:我看见了死兆星阿~~~ 08/31 00:26
108F:推 doordie25:爆吧!!真神人也 08/31 00:27
109F:推 foget:真神人也... 08/31 00:28
110F:推 sontocant:强! 爆吧 08/31 00:28
111F:→ inale:XD 08/31 00:28
112F:推 sheepfeather:真‧强者 08/31 00:29
113F:推 blithy:好可怕啊!! 08/31 00:29
114F:推 cosmoju:爆吧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 08/31 00:29
115F:推 role:XDD 08/31 00:29
116F:推 hschch:爆 08/31 00:29
117F:推 tsioge:爆啦~~ 08/31 00:30
118F:推 xGOTOx:夕七 08/31 00:30
119F:推 ringyoung200:XD 08/31 00:30
120F:→ tonilin:爆了...跟下面几楼被嘘爆的真是强烈对比...@@ 08/31 00:31
121F:推 sharpwolf:爆__________________________________________________ 08/31 00:32
122F:推 XiCheng:爆了 08/31 00:33
123F:推 jimliou1986:你一定是团长 08/31 00:37
124F:→ lazilata:您真内行!!! 08/31 00:38
125F:推 johnnymay:神!!!!!!! 08/31 00:38
126F:推 TSYasus:推是一定要的啦Orz.. 08/31 00:42
127F:推 jayken:太强了 XD 08/31 00:45
128F:推 dragon159:真强者阿 08/31 00:47
129F:推 reiv:您真内行!!! 08/31 00:47
130F:推 yacumo:猛........@@ 08/31 00:52
131F:推 zergcho:您真内行 08/31 00:54
132F:推 poikilotherm:这个不推不行 08/31 00:56
133F:推 topchris:太威了!!! 08/31 00:56
134F:推 bluebeetle:有国文造诣! 08/31 00:56
135F:→ nick7299981:XD 08/31 00:57
136F:推 oldlu2002:XD 08/31 00:57
137F:推 chind:哈哈哈哈哈 这个赞 这个赞呐!~~~~~~~~~~~ 08/31 01:00
138F:推 chiangyenta:XD 08/31 01:01
139F:推 bigjam:厉害....强者 08/31 01:02
140F:推 sadgorilla:推推~~~ 08/31 01:11
141F:推 Decill:高手 08/31 01:12
142F:推 EdwardWitten:您真内行 08/31 01:13
143F:推 iamsosorry:酷必了 08/31 01:14
144F:推 pureshore:XDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:14
145F:推 lovetone:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/31 01:20
146F:推 goldfishh:真的不推不行啊! 08/31 01:24
147F:推 DeathDeath:我以为这早八百年前就知道的事情了 08/31 01:30
148F:推 tmue2006:我女朋友是PTT 08/31 01:30
149F:推 chenlarry:___________________________ 08/31 01:31
150F:推 glion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:36
151F:推 Jenchess:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:41
152F:推 kuokevin:强者!!! 08/31 01:48
153F:推 passpass:强! 08/31 02:00
154F:推 moonold:帮推高手 08/31 02:04
155F:推 wasiqoo:妈~我在这里 <囧/ 08/31 02:07
156F:推 hikaru81:XD 08/31 02:12
157F:推 ccharlies:推啊~:D 08/31 02:20
158F:→ DevilVic:XDDDDDD 08/31 02:22
159F:推 age317:果然爆了 08/31 02:24
160F:→ Im5F:XDDDD 08/31 02:49
161F:→ closeTV: ◣◣◣ ╭─────────╮ 08/31 02:50
162F:→ closeTV: ◥███◣ │米特阿姨曾跟我说过│ 08/31 02:50
163F:→ closeTV: ◥█ ▏│想要了解一个人必须│ 08/31 02:50
164F:→ closeTV: |╲ ◥◤□︵□ │先知道他洨的味道 │ 08/31 02:50
165F:→ closeTV:~● ╲ ╲ ▽/ ╯─────────╯ 08/31 02:50
166F:→ closeTV: ╲╴|≡≡|╴ 08/31 02:50
167F:→ closeTV: / ╲ ║ ╲ 08/31 02:50
168F:→ closeTV: ︱ ㊣╲║╴︳ ︱ 08/31 02:50
169F:→ closeTV: ︱ | ●╴╴/ ψsft005 08/31 02:50
170F:推 Arlchelie:高手! 08/31 02:57
171F:推 unrealfox:太棒了! 08/31 03:04
172F:推 mmeow: = =|| 08/31 03:48
173F:推 aaron4:好!!! 08/31 04:00
174F:推 cowsolay:您真内行XD 08/31 04:24
175F:推 b9211028:原PO是豹子头 08/31 04:26
176F:推 fascist: 论此篇又成为妓者抄袭的题材?! 08/31 05:40
177F:推 jennytakashi:您真内行 08/31 05:49
178F:推 evisu0915:妈的真有学问 08/31 06:10
179F:推 DreamYeh:我也没发现XDDD 08/31 06:13
180F:推 TonyAsa:真屌XD 08/31 07:02
181F:推 doorkey:妈 我在这~~ 08/31 07:36
182F:推 elfkiller:......太强了 08/31 07:41
183F:推 kalior:真强者!!!!!!!! 08/31 08:42
184F:推 keithking:强者!!!! 08/31 08:59
185F:推 dspswen:伟哉 08/31 09:46
186F:推 cyberridder:高手 08/31 10:56
187F:推 kuso787y:高手!高手!高高手! 08/31 10:57
188F:推 godpolsteven:真是猜不透你啊 08/31 11:03
189F:推 EricTao:大推 08/31 11:15
190F:推 okokok:真好笑啦...真有创意\ 08/31 11:17
191F:推 eastsea:强喔 08/31 11:30
192F:推 miel:好聪明喔 08/31 11:36
193F:推 oak01:强 08/31 11:38
194F:→ dmore:死死死死死 08/31 11:54
195F:→ enigmawei:强 08/31 11:57
196F:→ enigmawei:怨念真的很深............. 08/31 11:57
197F:推 ColdyIce:死死死!! 08/31 12:11
198F:推 Aldefael:I服了U 08/31 12:16
199F:推 ambrian:好棒.. 08/31 12:31
200F:推 dnnl8017:原PO你就是宅男吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/31 12:36
201F:推 junglecheng:__________________________________________________ 08/31 12:57
202F:→ junglecheng:七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七 08/31 12:57
203F:推 volts17453:不推不行 08/31 13:18
204F:推 doormaster:死魂推~~~去死团万岁 08/31 13:44
205F:推 milesmile:超赞的!真强者 08/31 14:14
206F:推 uramf:推 太利害 中国文字博大精深! 08/31 14:20
207F:推 hinako1053:本世纪最中肯 08/31 14:48
208F:推 timalone:高手 08/31 14:48
209F:推 jveester:XD 08/31 14:59
210F:推 icenuclear:___________________________________________________ 08/31 15:07
211F:→ icenuclear:夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕七夕 08/31 15:08
212F:推 yogaicon:所以七夕才在鬼月的意思?? 08/31 15:32
213F:推 bahamant11:干~真是太强了..... 08/31 15:47
214F:推 rabbit66376:您真内行 XD 08/31 16:05
215F:→ gunking333:专业 08/31 16:40
216F:推 ptttpp:中肯! 08/31 16:51
217F:推 tokyokyokyo:我头皮发麻 怎麽回事XD 08/31 17:02
218F:推 jeffgk2005:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 17:32
219F:推 iregd:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 17:45
220F:推 jadur:________________________________________________________ 08/31 17:49
221F:推 firestarbtb:你真内行 08/31 18:05
222F:→ greed26:你真内行!!! 08/31 18:42
223F:推 moon70552:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑喔 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/31 18:44
224F:→ Rickon:转贴一下~这一定要推的啦 08/31 19:04
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