作者oweiday (呵呵)
看板CSMU-D97
标题[神经] 听说有人卖鸡卖到薛翻了
时间Fri Apr 17 23:26:55 2009
好久很久以前
有一个人
因为不屑大邰北不吃丹丹
到一个叫抬中的先进地区工作
但是没有技能的他
总是无法工作超过半天
不只遇到了一个名为珈裕的情色老板
总是穿个露背装 自以为是嫦娥
每天疯狂唱歌以及对她毛手毛脚
还遇到疑玫+尾同两个横行台中的疯女人
对她上下其手
还好命不该绝的他遇到了
真正加以及莣廷庵
亲自传授他做生意的秘诀
好不容易自己创业之後
满满有了起步
但是好景不常
他遇到了一个叱吒商界
当年因为一个乖乖跟一把超大平底锅的-铜颜巨辱 殆觎！！！！！！！
殆觎只不过动了一根手指就把他辗毙
伤心无比的他
决定返回他的老家樟桦
并且卖掉他的大提琴
看看有没有其他工作可以做
好不容易面试一个薪资颇高的
结果竟然是跟死人有关的
而且还是早上
搞得他总是不到
最後还是离职了.....
伤心无比的他
到了一间名为低麟七的房子
他决定卖掉他的GG
带给他生儿育女的能力
带给他日日快乐的能力
带给他无穷的幸福!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
真是薛翻了
後来
大家都称这事件为
薛GG生日快乐!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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某次的MSN对话纪录
威迪˙皿˙黑木瞳来吃鸡米花 说:
我觉得我很有艺术天分
宝弟 说:
我觉得你有的不是艺术天分
是病
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