作者inuchining (挖系北七)
看板CSMU-D-SC
标题[转录][笑话] 诺亚方舟
时间Wed May 5 21:43:00 2010
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: chris202 (嘎嘎) 看板: joke
标题: [猜谜] 诺亚方舟
时间: Mon Apr 19 12:58:20 2010
有天帮忙建造诺亚方舟的黑猩猩发现没钱买材料了
跑去跟诺亚说:诺亚诺亚~我们没钱了!!怎麽办?
诺亚说:
没关系,卖潮T就好了,建舟就是要卖潮T阿!!
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 140.123.63.62
1F：推 gbcowandy:有笑有推 04/19 12:59
2F：推 Saviolatoh:建舟卖潮T 周瑜抠屄屄 04/19 13:00
3F：推 Winson1017:实事梗!推! 04/19 13:00
4F：推 koukasen:时事好笑推 04/19 13:02
5F：推 Avvenire:GJ!! 04/19 13:03
6F：推 kiwidog: 实事梗!推! 04/19 13:05
7F：推 beran:七楼很帅 04/19 13:07
8F：推 y80530102:推 04/19 13:07
9F：推 gotohikaru:推 04/19 13:09
10F：推 fatso:XDD 建舟不只卖潮T 还做工艺呢~~ 04/19 13:11
11F：推 horace7377:大推!! 04/19 13:12
12F：推 tonyhan:XD 04/19 13:12
13F：推 nini761010:配合时事!!!GJ!! 04/19 13:13
14F：推 fg008kimo:XDDD 04/19 13:15
15F：推 warn99:GJ.. 04/19 13:16
16F：推 qDaniel:你赢了... 04/19 13:16
17F：推 jason1163:还没有箭头跟嘘呢 04/19 13:18
18F：→ ttk620:XD 04/19 13:18
19F：→ lknuke:结合时事+清一色推=超赞 04/19 13:18
20F：推 alentek:还不错 XD 04/19 13:19
21F：推 jimhgame31:XD有梗 04/19 13:20
22F：推 bruce7903:要爆了 04/19 13:20
23F：推 BlueSkyDream:你赢了！ 04/19 13:20
24F：→ oneagain12:XD 04/19 13:21
25F：推 uys:还蛮屌的 04/19 13:22
26F：推 Zwubber:有笑 04/19 13:22
27F：推 CDKING:推 04/19 13:23
28F：推 vcx7777:GJ 04/19 13:23
29F：推 puppetcat:XDDD GJ 04/19 13:24
30F：推 adst513:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 13:24
31F：推 nvalue:XDDDDDD 04/19 13:25
32F：推 puda:GJ!!!!!! 04/19 13:25
33F：推 tony86069:Joke回来了！！ 04/19 13:25
34F：→ ccjjea:大推!! 04/19 13:25
35F：推 nash1way:就可有救了 04/19 13:26
36F：推 crueangel:XDDDDDD 04/19 13:26
改一下错字
※ 编辑: chris202 来自: 140.123.63.62 (04/19 13:27)
37F：推 xu3ru4p:XDD 04/19 13:27
38F：推 TopGunn:XDDDDD 04/19 13:27
39F：推 zombibi:清流时事梗XDDD 04/19 13:29
40F：推 bagayalo35:不错 04/19 13:29
41F：推 joohsieh:XDDDDDDD 04/19 13:31
42F：推 a76714andy:XD 04/19 13:31
43F：推 Elmo:haha 04/19 13:32
44F：推 ccjjea:推!! 04/19 13:33
45F：推 littlenee:XD 04/19 13:34
46F：推 xhank76:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 13:34
47F：推 s9220140:XD有梗 04/19 13:34
48F：推 apuyeah:xlarge 咦?? 04/19 13:35
49F：推 a2156700:温馨 感人 04/19 13:37
50F：推 CChahaXD:XDDDDD 04/19 13:37
51F：推 rogeroger:时事好文~~~ 04/19 13:37
52F：推 joeandy445:笑了 04/19 13:39
53F：推 daniellue:温馨+1 人间有爱... 04/19 13:39
54F：推 nash1way:缔造连推纪录 04/19 13:39
55F：推 nuker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 13:41
56F：推 MAY0718:好机车好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 13:41
57F：推 kimokimocom:推推 04/19 13:42
58F：推 imaltar:己霸分 04/19 13:43
59F：推 nash1way:冷爸婚 04/19 13:44
60F：推 wade0330:诺亚表示：没钱建舟就是要卖潮T募款。XDDD 04/19 13:44
61F：推 shaohuai:干太好笑 04/19 13:44
62F：推 Epondo:符合时事有加分!!! 04/19 13:44
63F：推 iszuo:太有梗了 04/19 13:45
64F：推 mimimaster:推一下 时事梗 04/19 13:47
65F：推 hahacc:XD 04/19 13:47
66F：推 kramnik:只能推了 04/19 13:47
67F：推 za055138:推! 04/19 13:50
68F：推 k077331220:太强大的梗了 不推不行XDDDD 04/19 13:54
69F：推 kevinfu619:XDD 04/19 13:55
70F：推 kerer:GJ 04/19 13:55
71F：推 DomainT:推推 04/19 13:55
72F：推 paladin90974:XDDD 04/19 13:56
73F：推 leuleu:哈~有笑有推 04/19 13:58
74F：推 ed518:可恶 比我还酸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 13:59
75F：推 davidqqq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:00
76F：推 Terry1984:XD 04/19 14:02
77F：→ smaitesai:时事归时事 太不好笑 04/19 14:05
78F：推 coolbaby119:推你时事梗 好笑 04/19 14:05
79F：推 bignoob:推! 04/19 14:06
80F：推 cjs010629:性生活潮T 04/19 14:07
81F：推 CHAN761205:XD 04/19 14:07
82F：推 seths:XD 04/19 14:08
83F：推 joe125:这才是JOKE板阿 04/19 14:09
84F：推 tryagain4x:. 04/19 14:11
85F：→ yyyyy:赞 04/19 14:13
86F：推 kch978:nice 04/19 14:14
87F：推 min19892007:没有嘘 谁当第一个 04/19 14:15
88F：推 selph1120:XD 04/19 14:15
89F：推 su3cl3ru19:屌爆了 怎办怎办 04/19 14:16
90F：推 linct:太好笑了XD 04/19 14:17
91F：嘘 fujikawa22:嘘.. 04/19 14:17
92F：推 cronohyde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑屎我了XDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:18
93F：推 ghostangel:楼上不合群拉！！！我推！ 04/19 14:18
94F：推 morris9999:XDDDDD 04/19 14:18
95F：→ ghostangel:是楼楼楼上....＝.＝ 04/19 14:18
96F：推 TheStarrySky:good 04/19 14:20
97F：推 psl7634:借转八卦 04/19 14:21
※ psl7634:转录至看板 Gossiping 04/19 14:21
98F：推 kyos1234:推 04/19 14:22
99F：推 icps:XD 我洨了 04/19 14:22
100F：推 improvise:推转八挂 04/19 14:22
101F：推 cipc444: 就 可 回 来 了!!!!!! 04/19 14:23
102F：推 benka:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:24
103F：推 KSflyaway:XDDDD 04/19 14:24
104F：推 Seiber:推 04/19 14:25
105F：推 jason1163:抓紧了 要起飞罗 04/19 14:25
106F：推 cat813:哈哈哈...... 04/19 14:25
107F：推 saiwilly:笑很久忘了补推 04/19 14:26
108F：推 clanguage:XD 04/19 14:27
109F：推 cjs010629:穿上潮T不但100公尺跑10秒 连期中考都考100分呢! 04/19 14:27
110F：推 hunter051989:推Y 04/19 14:27
111F：推 qteen666:时事推 XDDD 04/19 14:27
112F：推 fakeayumi:唉呀 04/19 14:27
113F：推 loveekin:XD 04/19 14:27
感谢乡民支持,本人PTT首爆 <(_ _)>
※ 编辑: chris202 来自: 140.123.63.62 (04/19 14:29)
114F：推 faxy:XD 04/19 14:29
115F：推 kokokoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:31
116F：推 jeff780626:这篇太棒了 04/19 14:31
117F：推 TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:32
118F：推 psl7634:原po应该不介意我转吧 不过八卦版晚一点会砍 04/19 14:32
119F：→ kimi1022:吹毛求疵一下..要不要改成鹦鹉？毕竟猩猩不会说话... 04/19 14:33
120F：推 Seiber:其实我也蛮疑惑转到八卦去干嘛? 04/19 14:33
121F：→ psl7634:八卦版 嘿人葛格正夯 04/19 14:34
122F：推 F100:这太屌了!!! 04/19 14:36
123F：推 Seiber:我知道阿 可是没八卦 干嘛转勒 04/19 14:39
124F：推 johnny1713:太有梗啦！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:39
125F：推 ohsmiling:漂亮 04/19 14:40
127F：推 yuxike:真相以前的政治漫画 04/19 14:41
128F：推 goodboy98:推XDDD 04/19 14:41
129F：推 celipliz:原PO超有梗, 十楼补刀魂 04/19 14:42
130F：推 DWR:哈哈 04/19 14:43
131F：推 hochigoodpig:gj 04/19 14:45
132F：推 forplay:太强大了.....GJ 04/19 14:47
133F：推 chocolater:XDDD 04/19 14:47
134F：推 dianagao:亏你想的出来XDDDDDDD 04/19 14:49
135F：推 itsumokasa:XDDDDDD 04/19 14:49
136F：推 qwaszxcde:然後方舟建好了...黑猩猩:大洪水过後没钱生活麽办? 04/19 14:51
137F：推 hungwei0810:推!XDDDDDDDDD 04/19 14:51
138F：推 ImMACACO:推！ 04/19 14:52
139F：→ qwaszxcde:嘿壬:笨!继续卖潮T啊 傻傻的... 04/19 14:52
140F：推 linbaymayson:黑人吃史 04/19 14:54
141F：推 FriNa1130:这太有梗了GJ 04/19 15:00
142F：推 polyhome:XDD 04/19 15:00
143F：推 v047806192:干太屌了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/19 15:01
144F：推 Pietro:dl4 04/19 15:03
145F：→ renuz:时事~~~~好笑!! 04/19 15:05
146F：推 sekishih:太好笑了!! GJ 04/19 15:07
147F：推 jojo87:XDDDDD 04/19 15:07
148F：推 nanocing:厉害.... 04/19 15:10
149F：推 crazybrian:XDDDD 04/19 15:11
150F：推 escape54321:XDDDD 04/19 15:11
151F：推 ym78305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 15:12
152F：推 j20006640:几清婚啦!!!XD 04/19 15:18
153F：推 rotciv:哈哈 04/19 15:18
154F：推 mingpsy:XD 04/19 15:19
155F：推 srtny:XDDD 干XDDD 有够机掰的XDDDDDDDDD 笑死 04/19 15:23
156F：推 soyghcg:GJ~!!! 04/19 15:24
157F：推 flowerfarmer:好棒XDDDD 04/19 15:28
158F：嘘 lucas01: 0 04/19 15:28
159F：推 zerosky:有笑!XD 04/19 15:29
160F：推 feng6669:!!!!! 04/19 15:29
161F：推 et8810:不推不行，真的是有梗 04/19 15:32
162F：推 ps567812394:cz哥表示: 04/19 15:35
163F：推 Radia:GJ 04/19 15:36
164F：推 tptx6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 15:40
165F：推 baychi999:推原po专业! 04/19 15:42
166F：推 s10027162:XD 04/19 15:44
167F：推 aadsl:A++ 04/19 15:46
168F：→ tony77998:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 15:46
169F：推 oopsskimo:正～面～能～量～(*￣▽￣)/★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆ 04/19 15:48
170F：推 chifeng0321:干超好笑的啦~吼吼吼 04/19 15:50
171F：推 obighead:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/19 15:53
172F：推 joelife:DXXXX 04/19 15:56
173F：推 was7575:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有梗 04/19 16:00
174F：→ KIMJABAWORK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:03
175F：推 pelier:超赞的啦~~ 04/19 16:04
176F：推 fromwilda:XDD 04/19 16:09
177F：推 ak1200:高级应景笑话...赞！ 04/19 16:14
178F：推 susanoo:推!!!!!!! 04/19 16:14
179F：推 xuptjo:有笑有推 04/19 16:15
180F：推 bagasan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:18
181F：→ remix7:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:23
182F：推 zzodkdllich:赞 04/19 16:24
183F：推 rockslame:干 有屌到 完全没想到XDD 04/19 16:26
184F：推 brightsu:双关梗一定要推XDDD 04/19 16:29
185F：推 pk30401:赞! 04/19 16:34
186F：推 RockChicken:没关系,卖潮T就好了,建舟就是要卖潮T阿!! 04/19 16:47
187F：推 lO:笑了 04/19 16:51
188F：推 youre:有梗!!! 04/19 16:56
189F：推 wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:04
190F：推 DENNYMOUSE:有笑有推XD 04/19 17:16
191F：推 eDrifter:你赢了 04/19 17:17
192F：推 AceID:揪靠盃XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:19
193F：推 ghghfftjack:XDDDDD 04/19 17:25
194F：推 seeking:干 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:32
195F：推 popubear:推 04/19 17:33
196F：推 acheer:只能推了XD 04/19 17:35
197F：推 vovzz:XD 04/19 17:39
198F：推 zerosky:工艺课老师说:工艺就是要麦草梯 04/19 17:43
199F：→ ILCE:建造方舟是作善事，黑猩猩帮人建舟...梗好多阿XDDDDDD 04/19 17:44
200F：→ morris591:金拍糗 04/19 17:45
201F：推 kocw:哈哈哈！！！！ 04/19 17:50
202F：推 xgodtw:XDDDDD 04/19 17:55
203F：推 evilpoa:满分！！！ 04/19 17:58
204F：推 falchion:几霸婚 04/19 18:01
205F：推 hank11235813:E04 1O3FU 04/19 18:02
206F：推 AllenbeaR:就是要卖潮T啊~~~ 04/19 18:02
207F：推 bluestyle123:还蛮好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 18:06
208F：推 princessmake:XD 04/19 18:08
209F：推 AMDK8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 18:11
210F：推 redcoca:几霸婚~~~ 04/19 18:22
211F：推 kin30503:靠杯XDDDDDD 04/19 18:23
212F：→ TW185930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 18:33
213F：推 h100142003:几霸婚啦! 04/19 18:33
214F：推 shengkao:几霸婚拉~! 04/19 18:39
215F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 18:50
216F：推 shengkao:可以借贴在网志吗?会注名出处跟作者 04/19 18:52
可以
※ 编辑: chris202 来自: 61.60.254.1 (04/19 18:54)
217F：推 ghghfftjack:可以借当签名档吗 当然会放作者 04/19 18:58
可以,基本上有放上作者和出处,随大家转文,加工都OK
※ 编辑: chris202 来自: 61.60.254.1 (04/19 19:00)
218F：推 gold97972000:不错~ 04/19 19:05
219F：推 h25282598:建舟xddddd 04/19 19:21
220F：推 a200ea200e:...... 04/19 19:29
221F：推 a00049g:GJ!!! 04/19 19:32
222F：推 kesking:不错呀 哈哈 04/19 19:32
223F：推 smooth131:◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯溃▃▄▅▇◣ 04/19 19:34
224F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:38
225F：推 Zaxizuz:超酸的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:40
226F：→ Yie:XDDD 04/19 19:46
227F：推 onlySN:赞拉 04/19 19:52
228F：推 chouboy:真是贴切 04/19 20:05
229F：推 s936615:金靠盃XD 04/19 20:06
230F：推 max241:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 20:24
231F：推 sula0827:强 04/19 20:26
232F：推 elwyn:XD 04/19 20:30
233F：推 joyshe78904:太威了 部推不行啦XDDDD 04/19 20:50
234F：推 ken0062:好酸XD 04/19 21:13
235F：推 wlkinds:赞啦!! 04/19 21:14
236F：→ liaon98:超酸的XD 04/19 21:17
237F：推 attitudium:太潮了!! 04/19 21:18
238F：推 blanksky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 21:26
239F：推 Moratti:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 21:49
240F：推 kunpin:本日最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 22:11
241F：推 buntafujiwar:屌报了!! 04/19 22:12
242F：推 barry1027gg:黑猩猩:可是我跟嘿人不熟~ 04/19 22:22
243F：推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 22:28
244F：→ duo751111:XDDDDDD 04/19 22:35
245F：推 bizkitmanson:不推不行了!!!!!!!!!! 04/19 22:40
246F：推 qmorewhy:太邪恶啦XDDDD 04/19 22:41
247F：→ YIDAN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD快去装熟吧! 04/19 22:43
248F：推 grace82142:GJ XDDDDDDDDD 04/19 22:44
249F：推 cefee:没笑还是推 04/19 22:47
250F：推 Faoitohins:正面能量XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 22:56
251F：推 samedi:XDDDDDDDD 04/19 23:01
252F：推 gmlush:XDDD 04/19 23:01
253F：推 KJU2:好吧 不得不承认这梗很赞 04/19 23:06
254F：推 smallsamsam:推...XD 04/19 23:09
255F：→ b09613:不得不推 郭嘉 04/19 23:13
256F：推 ppc:XDD 04/19 23:26
257F：推 hotsauceccc:XD 潮耶 04/19 23:27
258F：推 internetwate:three喔! 04/19 23:28
259F：→ cocoyan:好机XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 23:30
260F：推 absj:XDDDD 04/19 23:41
261F：推 imjeffreylee:时是耿推 04/19 23:46
262F：推 imisu2007:太酸了XXDDD 04/19 23:47
263F：推 r9k256:你是酸民XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 00:02
264F：推 bbbbblllll:有够靠腰XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 00:12
265F：推 WuSam:太强了 04/20 01:42
266F：推 Leon691022:XD 04/20 05:02
267F：推 Vedan1213:XDDD 04/20 10:42
268F：推 card9108:XDDDDDDDDD 04/20 11:15
269F：推 musicz:XDD 04/20 11:32
270F：推 v047806192:几清婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/20 12:10
271F：推 symmuta:潮耶 04/20 12:14
272F：推 a1988:100分 04/20 13:16
273F：推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 16:07
274F：推 FKL:XDDDDDDDD 04/20 21:09
275F：推 voguehan:XDD 04/20 21:45
276F：推 sexyerics:几罢婚 04/20 23:27
277F：推 JustTony:挤霸婚 04/21 00:30
278F：→ lbz:真的够酸 XD 04/21 00:45
279F：嘘 toothpicky:太酸了~ 04/21 00:58
280F：推 rwa123456:爆!! 04/21 01:07
281F：推 RX110:推 04/21 02:20
282F：推 nerv3890:干 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 02:23
283F：推 gabriel0427:强大时事梗! 04/21 04:38
284F：推 guanpinpin:时事耿XD 04/21 07:57
285F：推 apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 12:56
286F：推 sagraffiti:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 14:44
287F：推 stevely:时事梗!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:09
288F：→ dulamo:哈哈 04/21 22:03
289F：推 kanone71:XD 04/21 22:04
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294F：推 rinsoukan:哈哈!!! 04/23 04:23
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