大卫拍拍...XDD 之 防雷页 本集重点: 赌城风格就是要开赌局(误)!!! 片头, 囧尼在板子上写着纪录, 亨利走过来... 囧尼: (回头看愣住的亨利) What? You need something? 亨利: Mm-mm. I don't want to jinx it. 囧尼: ? 小葛: (走过来) You guys are playing the freeze game? 囧尼: Well, Henry seems to have a Beautiful Mind moment here. 亨利: We just need some natural and... 囧尼: (回头看版子) Oh, of course! The Cycle! Look, Ray and I just got a homicide case not long ago... 小葛: And Sara and I got a potential suicide one... 亨利: Last we got a Cycle is four days... 小哈: (走过来) Four days eighteen hours and ten minutes ago. It's nothing abour miracle. Come'on, Henry, we're precisly scientists! And thereby brought the Cycle home! Actually, I'm so certain that I'll put money on that. I got a hundred bucks on Nick. Not because you're a supervisor but because of your precise investigating skill. 囧尼: (笑) I'll add 100 to that. 小葛: (不服气) All right, I'm in! 亨利: Guys! You don't have to shaffle the money to the drawer in order to... you know... 小哈: You're right, Henry. But this is Vegas. Hey! Guys! We're open for the Cycle! Who's in? (一堆闲杂人等走过来开始加入赌盘) 亨利: Come'on... 囧尼: I had better go back to work then. 小葛: Yeah, well, go hurry yourself. 小葛跟莎拉先去听取罗宾爷爷的验屍. 罗宾爷爷: She's not pregenant. 莎拉: Then, tumor? 罗宾爷爷: Possible, that's a natural, huh? (被某个家伙不礼貌的打 断, 罗宾爷爷叹气) This is Kevin, my new assistant transfered from LA. 小葛: So, what's the C.O.D.? 罗宾爷爷: Eager to know if you can finish the Cycle, don't we? Kevin: The Cycle? 小葛: We called it the Cycle if all different C.O.Ds, sucha as accident, natural death, or homicide happened in the same shift. 罗宾爷爷: (手指探查死者肿胀的腹部) The colon appeared to be punched. (一刀划下去, 脓水溅出来) Kevin: Yuck! 罗宾爷爷: (不为所动) Here's something. (交给莎拉) 莎拉: So... paper clip. Accidents happen. Sorry, Greg. 小葛: Well, when there is death, there is hope. 小葛跟莎拉前往他们的下一个案子. 布拔: Meet DV8Advanture. An AFK. 莎拉: AFK? 小葛: ..."away from the keyboaed." Check his butts. (莎拉靠近现在沙发里的死者, 死者下身包着尿布!) Serious gamer. No time for restroom break. 此时某人很不合时宜的大笑, 是大卫跟Kevin走进来. 莎拉: ... (不爽) 大卫: (无奈) You all met Kevin? 莎拉: Yeah, we found he's pleasure. Kvein: Whoa, based on the scene, I'd say Moby Dick stroke out. Got your nature! (对小葛眨眼) 大卫: I don't know what they did in LA. But in Vegas, we do autopsy. Kevin: (耸肩) Yeah, if you said so. 囧尼跟烤鱼的案子是一名死者沉在游泳池底. 烤鱼: Our victim's name is Benjamin Fawler. ... This window was broken from the outside in. 囧尼: So someone broke the window, reach in and pull th lock. Then backed Fawler to the pool, and then shut to him? 烤鱼: Could be. (两人走进屋里) 囧尼: No TV. No tune. Somebody for sure emptied the house. Homicide. Work for me. Get back in game. 凯姐去找罗宾爷爷听取电脑游戏客的验屍报告... 罗宾爷爷: You heared about Kevin already? 凯姐: Oh yeah. Well, it's a perfect job for that guy. So, what's the C.O.D? 结果显示死者是因脑部不正常运作产生的chocking gag-reflex而死亡 凯姐: It's natural? 罗宾爷爷: Could be. By the way, how much you put on the table? 凯姐: (笑) 200. 罗宾爷爷: On whom? 凯姐: No body. I'm betting that the probability for all those causes happening in on shift is lower than xxx%. 罗宾爷爷: You are a smart girl. 凯姐: Anyway, so our victim died because he's unable to expel his vomit? What can cause that? 罗宾爷爷: Something like a seizure. 莎拉告诉小葛说发现死者有在使用药物Carbamazapine, 那代表死者可能有癫痫(eplipesy)病史. 小葛: I hate to say this. But the needle is tipping to the natural causes! 莎拉: Yap, but you still need to prove that. 小葛: You know, our victim is a serious gamer. 莎拉: So? 小葛: Serious gamers not only wear diapers. They also record their every single game! 囧尼跟烤鱼打捞游泳池里的证物, 囧尼正准备把枪放进塑胶袋里... Kevin: Hey! There could be biological evidence on the gun! You can not just put that into the plastic bag! 囧尼: Excuase me? Oh, yes, I can. Believe it or not, I know what I'm doing. Kevin: Whatever. (转身看到烤鱼) Dr. Lengsten! 烤鱼: Yes, and you are...? (一脸疑惑) Kevin: You're the fellow who crossed the face of Nathan Huskell! I saw that on XXX Report. Cool. (走掉) 大卫: I'm sorry, he's from LA. 囧尼: That explains it. We found a picture in our victim's pocket. What do you think about? Girlfriend? What you say? 烤鱼: Based on personal experience, it's probably his ex-wife. (指指死者的手指) He's still wearing the ring. 女王去听取小葛查阅游戏纪录後的报告, 被小葛用电玩术语轰炸... 小葛: ...DV8Advanger not only play the XXX. Actually, he is a MMORPG. 凯姐: English? 小葛: Multiple Man of Role Play Games... (持续轰炸) 凯姐: Mm-mm. Greg. 小葛: ...the point is, here is a flash-pang, and generally you won't suddenly stop when you're gaining points. 凯姐: Unless the point is giving you a seizure... Who launch the attack? If the person knows the ill situation of our victim ... We're looking at a homicide! 小葛跟布拔去找那时发动攻击的人 DJ: ... Cyber Ball, 2011! (全场观众鼓噪欢呼) Let's welcome NinjaAssasin!!! NinjaAssasin: Game on, gamers. 小葛: Here we found our assasin. 布拔: Those guys need to get a life. 小葛: I think you'll like video games. You gonna shoot people. 布拔: As long as I'm in the survival jungle for my daily life, I don't need to play wars with my thumbs. 小葛: You know the winner today can earn 100 grants? 布拔: A 100 Gs? Now I want to shoot somebody. Okay, let's go. (很欠揍的走道舞台中央, 亮警徽) Game over, bitches. 两人询问NinjaAssasin. NinjaAssasin: Oh my God, who did that to DV8Advanger? 布拔: So you know him in real life. NinjaAssasin: Yeah. I didn't actually know him that well. In spite of seeing him on the field of Crador. But, yeah, kind of. 布拔: He has some health issues. Did you know that? NinjaAssasin: Kind of. 布拔: Kind of only? Or maybe well enough to launch an attack that you know will induce his seizure that cause his death. NinjaAssasin: Hey, hey, hey! I just saw him like that once before El Paso finals, and I threatened him that I'm gonna tell the hosts. But I didn't do that! I may kill on the field of Crador, but I am not a killer!!! And you can't die for a seizure! I check it on Wikipedia! 囧尼去找罗宾爷爷问验屍结果... 罗宾爷爷: In a hurry, aren't we? 囧尼: ... I got a lot of people riding on me. 罗宾爷爷: (笑) I hold my cards. Anyway, there are fibers between your victim's teeth. 囧尼: He may try to undo the knot around his wrist. 罗宾爷爷: And, the bullet trace suggest it went inside-out. It's a penetrating wound. 囧尼: The vic might in sceaming when the shooter shut him... Thanks. Gotta go. 罗宾爷爷: Sure. If you'e lucky, you might catch your natural on the way out (笑). 烤鱼在跟游泳池死者前妻说话... 前妻: ...What happened to Ben? 烤鱼: There was a break-in. And, we believed the one broke in the house shoot Ben. 前妻: That night... I took him back to the house... Alexandra, they're friends... Ben still used to call me when he's troubled. But I... I was the last person who he can ask help for... After he lost his contract in business, he changed. He's upset. He got drunk often. So... I filed... That night, I thought if Alexdra will let him in, he'll be fine. I just left him there. ... I never did some to love him. (哭) 小哈跟囧尼瞪着游泳池. 小哈: Man, I put my belief on you. 囧尼: Relax, I'm processing. It's got to be in the pool. 小哈: Not now, I had my hair set today. 囧尼: (注意到泳池底清理机器) Well, maybe we don't need to get wet. (还真的从池底吸尘器里找出了弹壳) Here it is! 小哈: Go, Team Stokes! 囧尼: Yeah. A little faith on me. 小葛去找亨利要问电玩死者的胃容物之类的资讯, 但是亨利正很头大的忙着处理登记纪录众多赌金... XDD 亨利: It will take like... 20 minutes... 小葛: Forget it. 小葛尝试从证物里找出他要的资讯 莎拉: I got some flowers. 小葛: Did he know you were married? 莎拉: He was wishing me luck in the Cycle. You know, I happened to notice some medicine bootles in the vic's place... Will a serious gamer have time to but medicine? Or someone deliver that? Would this piece be helpful for you? 小葛: Did you get a pic? 莎拉: I did. (找出照片) Label got wet. But not the bar code. (扫描, 追踪, 找出购买药品的人) 小葛: My bet is Mrs. Ferritti is also a gamer. 小葛跟布拔又回到游戏决赛竞赛场... 布拔: It's like finding a nerd in the newsdeck. 小葛: Well, maybe she can help. (靠近DJ) Hey, I am from the Crime Lab, remember? DJ: Yeah, I remember you. And your side kick, Mister Sphere kill. 小葛: Did you know a Evan Ferritti? DJ: (指指台上刚胜出的赢家) That girl. 小葛: That's Evan Ferritti? 布拔: Sweet ride. 两人询问Evan... Evan: Oh, Stevie! I should know there is something wrong when he didn't return my call. 布拔: Stevie? Evan: He is my boyfriend. 小葛: (傻眼) I'm sorry for your loss. 布拔: So you probably know him enough to know how to crush his pills. Evan: I didn't crush any of his pills. I know he has sleeping problems. So, sometimes I will give him sleeping pills. 布拔: Yeah? Maybe his fine Italian girlfriend finds he's threatening to her game? Evan: He liked the woman with her own career! I don't need to kill him to upgrade myself. I earned enough money to have the things I want already, the car, the house... expect a man who can see past them. 囧尼跟烤鱼的案子追查到当晚威胁Benjamin Fawler的人是Carl Jensen. 两人找人来询问... 烤鱼: How much did he owe you? Carl: ...Sound like I need a little talk with Admire. 囧尼: So why are you there last night? Carl: I was there to collect. Carl说他去找Ben要钱, Ben要求宽赦到下星期二, 他给了他一点教训, 然後把那间房子里的电视啥的都搬走了. Carl: If you want to check those things? Go ahead. That's all you got. 凯姐发现大卫在法医室外的走廊上, 大卫解释他不想跟Kevin共处一间. 大卫: I hate him. 凯姐: I understand. But, do me a favor, please go inside and take a good look at the DB. I don't trust Kevin. 大卫很无奈的走进验屍间~~ Kevin: Dude, I'm rolling nature here! 大卫: (接近屍体, 查看报告) Paramidicks found her upstairs. And those bruise around... Kevin: Yeah, Grey's anatomy. She's old! 大卫: This is an accident. Kevin: Can we just keep this between us? 大卫: No. (离开) Kevin: Why does I headache the more I around you!? 小葛跟莎拉讨论案情, 亨利出现啦~~ 小葛: Look who's here! 亨利: Look, I'm really sorry I left behind. (拿给小葛药物检验报告) 报告显示药物被掉换过... 莎拉: So the girl crushed the first pill, put it to the juice. Add in some special souce to the pizza, and shuffle it down the victim to chock him to death. 亨利: I got it. But how we prove it? 小葛去找凯姐~~ 小葛: Wanna some pizza? (捧着现场发现的, 被证物袋包住的披萨盒) Sorry, I have to (笑). 凯姐: What are you deliver, Greg? 小葛: Oh, just our suspect! We checked the buyer of the pizza and the prints! ... aka DJ Drang! 布拔询问那个游戏决赛主持DJ... DJ: Excuse me? So I deliver the pizza to a friend. The man like to eat. 布拔: And you also deliver Ipecae. Your fingerprints on the bottle. So, we know you know Evan Ferritti. DJ: We're just friends. 布拔: "Just friends" with benefit? My guess, you share things. But you don't share her newfound taste of man, right? DJ: ... that Jabba the Hutt. The bastard even throw in front of me! I love Evan, he stole her from me. I thought, fat guy, not moving all the day, got stroke or something. Who's going to doubt that? 布拔: Let me guess. Me? 小哈告知凯姐跟囧尼说死者口腔内有大量的火药残留. 小哈: This case will just not die in a natural cause. Unless He got pulled off by the DUI.. 凯姐: (想了一想忽然掏出枪来) 小哈: Sorry, boss. It's just a theory. I mean, we're all under a lot of pressure here. 凯姐: Based on your description... The vic is shut not only with the gun in his mouth, but with it upside down. Looks more like suicide than a shoot! 烤鱼发现死者在死前对一件雕塑进行了巨额投保, 囧尼: A thousand bucks would turn back because of his death? 烤鱼: A million actually. 然後, 破窗而入处的指印是死者自己的... 烤鱼: So, he kicked in, and then faced the insult from Carl Jensen. He let the guy tookk off his friend's property. He lost the role as a husband, a provider, and now... I think he just cannot take it anymore. After Carl left, he tied himself to knot. Hodges already proove it is possible. 囧尼: So he was not trying to loode it, but tight it. 烤鱼: Then he entered the pool, and pull the trigger. 烤鱼跟Ben前妻说明. 前妻: He killed himself so I could get the money? Oh... 烤鱼: ... when a man lets his wife down, looses her. Sometime he felt he is totally failed. ... it makes us feel worthless... 前妻: I'm not sure if I failed, too. (哭) 法医室里... 罗宾爷爷: Last body in today's shift. 大卫: Dare I ask the cause? 罗宾爷爷: Homocide. 大卫: I can't believe that! 5 homicide, 3 accident, and 2 suicide, but no natural death at all? 罗宾爷爷: Well, that's what it is. I need you to call Kevin, yes, don't make the face. Wash the banches. Then go home. 大卫: Got it. 大卫走进停屍间, 看到Kevin正躺在一张停屍台上, 头上带着耳机. 大卫: Kevin. Wake up! (没反应, 大卫微怒) Kevin! I need help! (上前推Kevin, 停住) Doc? 罗宾爷爷: What? Oh, David! Stop being like teenagers! Just wake him up so I can fire him! 大卫: Tought he was dead. 罗宾爷爷: (上前检查) The eyes suggest some vessels are blown. 大卫: He did complain about a headache all the day. I thought he's just hangover... 罗宾爷爷: Well, there is your natural. The Cycle is completed! 大卫: But no one wins. 罗宾爷爷: I did. (大卫傻眼) You found the body, did you not? So the money goes who put on you. Usually forenics are the ones who first identify natural deaths. Even when the body drops in you lab. Sorry, Kevin. (罗宾爷爷边拨电话边往外走) 大卫: Um... are you calling 911? 罗宾爷爷: No, I'm calling Henry. 本集心得: 1) 有史以来最不知道来串场干嘛很讨人嫌然後搞半天是来被阿编发便当... Kevin同学还真是挂的不痛不痒~~ 2) 罗宾爷爷是狠角色(笔记) 我猜他应该是通杀了... 可是Super David这集还真是被搞的囧囧有神啊... 3) 布拔你对gamer有偏见(指+大笑) 注意注意~~下集回有海瑟夫人跟企鹅夫人相见欢(?)~~ XDD --

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