※ 引述《lahabala (王星星)》之铭言： : http://0rz.tw/skpVn : Monday, June 17, 2013 : For the Yankees, it's all so Chien-Ming Wrong 对洋基来说，老王咻咻的沉球是美丽的错误，他不是归人，是个过客 : Posted by el duque at 7:26 PM : I understand why we let him go. If you love someone, and you are destined to : only bring pain to them - like Lon Chaney or that Wolverine guy in the X-men : movies - it's the only thing you can do. 让他走的原因我懂。若你真爱某人，而又注定只能给他伤痕，像朗，钱尼或X战警中的 金刚狼（手刃深爱的琴） — 这是你唯一能做的。 : So we let Chien-Ming Wang go to Toronto - we just sat there at the kitchen : table, trying not to cry, staring into the whiskey bottle, while he filled : his duffel, walked to the door, turned one last time to give us a smile... : and marched out of our lives. 所以我们让老王去多伦多了 — 我们只是坐在厨房桌上，试着别哭，盯着威士忌空瓶， 当他穿上粗呢外套，走向大门，回头给我们最後一笑，接着走出我们的生命。 : And we have sucked door knobs ever since. 自那时起，我们不住门把吸吸。 (like this? http://ppt.cc/JLuj） : Two weeks ago, we were so knee-deep in pitching that we didn't even make Wang : a counter offer. Nope. We had Vidal Nuno (now injured), Adam Warren (now in : Scranton) and the emerging nation known as Michael Pineda (who pitched really : well in his simulated game, I mean, Cashman says he was dealing, it might : have been a shutout, one of the finest simulated games pitched all year, a : quality start, no doubt) and we have Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Wow. : That sounds like something Jack Nicholson would type in a Stephen King movie. : Chris Bootcheck as our long man... Chris Bootcheck as our long man.Chris : Bootcheck as our long man.Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as : our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long : man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris Bootcheck as our long man. Chris : Bootcheck as our long man. 两周前，我们的投手淹脚目，以至於没给老王合约。没有！我们有Vidal Nuno(伤兵中), Adam Warren(现在在小联盟) 还有新兴国家Michael Pineda (在模拟赛中表现超棒，我是 说，现金人说他是个好交易，那场很可能可以完封，是整年度最赞的模拟赛之一了，一场 优质先发，无疑的。)而且我们还有Chris Bootcheck作咱的长中继，Chris Bootcheck当 长中继，Chris Bootcheck是长中继，Chris Bootcheck喜长中继，Chris Bootcheck素长中 继，Chris Bootcheck洗长中继，Chris Bootcheck宿长中继，Chris Bootcheck是长中继， Chris Bootcheck似长中继，Chris Bootcheck似长中继。 : Sorry about that. What the? I can't escape the font! IT'S HAPPENED: I'm stuck : in a Stephen King movie! It's called "WANGSTARTER." It's about a pitcher who : makes a deal with the devil; he'll make a comeback with his old team, but : they throw him overboard, and he comes back as a ghost to cut off their : heads. Wait: That's no movie. That's it. That's now. Chris Bootcheck IS our : long man. And Chien-Ming Wang last night threw seven shutout innings for : Toronto. Seven shutout innings. We should have him. Everybody knows this. He : should be pitching for us. God knows this. Everybody knows this. We watched : him pack his bags. We watched him walk out the door. We ran to the window and : watched the cab take him to the airport. Why didn't somebody say something? : Why didn't somebody stop him? Swept in Oakland. Nearly swept in Anaheim. : We're never going to get another shot at Chien-Ming Wang making a comeback : with the Yankees. Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. : Chris Bootcheck is our long man. 对不起我失态了。WTF，我无法停止那串文字！这真的发生了：我陷入史蒂芬金的惊悚片！ 叫"先发之王"(Wangstarter应该是借Firestarter势如破竹的梗，剧情是焚毁监禁的实验室 成功复仇）一部关於一个与恶魔交易的投手；他将在他的母队再起，却被母队交易到敌队 ，於是他如鬼般回归将母队成员一一断头。等等，这不是电影。这是真的，现正发生的。 Chris Bootcheck“是”我们的长中继。而老王昨晚为蓝鸟投出七局无失分的比赛。整整七 局完封。我们应该有他的。每个人都知道这点。他应该为我们投球。上帝也知道。每个人 都知道。我们看着他打包。我们看着他离去。我们从窗外看Taxi载他驶向飞机翼。为何没 人出来说句话？为何没人阻止他离去？在奥克兰我们被横扫，差点在安呐喊（天使队主 场）也被横扫。我们再也不会有另一个机会看老王於洋基再起。Chris Bootcheck是我们的 长中继。 Chris Bootcheck是我们的长中继 Chris Bootcheck是我们得长中继 Chris Bootcheck是我们地长中继 Chris Bootcheck是我们底长中继 : 简单翻译：我们应该拥有王，他才刚帮多伦多投了7局无失分的比赛，但我们现在只有 : Chris Bootcheck当我们的长中继............ : 我怀疑这老外也是我们PTT的乡民~~ --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 115.80.29.184 啊哈哈哈，真丢脸，看成start >< google找到吸门把的影片，看起来像是模拟口教的动作，应该是指输到让别队很舒服 ※ 编辑: errard 来自: 115.80.29.184 (06/18 13:45)