※ [本文转录自 Gossiping 看板 #1HiT1srr ] 作者: FUkobeCK (厨师科比擅长墙上煎饭) 看板: Gossiping 标题: Re: [问卦] 白人对CCR的真心话 时间: Fri Jun 7 20:22:09 2013 每一段时间类似话题就会出现一次 我看过最经典的是PTT之前被翻译的四篇文章 最早原文好像是出於一个"歪国人在台湾"论坛 引述一些内容，18禁部分经特殊处理@@ http://ppt.cc/U~6X There are indeed some very interesting and charming ladies out here, but to the best of my knowledge, they are depressingly rare. Why? Because aside from being good at shallow chat followed by a deep fuck, one, two, here, there and everywhere, most girls here just about do a good job of sucking in all manner possible. Sex aside, let's not even get into how much worse it gets for 95% of TW born and raised guys when it comes to friendship with foreigners. 台湾还是有漂亮又引人注目的女士，；然而，就我所知，他们非常的稀少， 稀少到让人沮丧。为什麽呢？这里大部分的女孩子，只会跟你聊一些五四三 的，然後再跟你来几次深度的体液交换（在哪里搞都行！），而她们为一擅 长的事情，就是用各种可能的方式吹喇叭。不谈性事了，我更觉得有95%的台 湾人不善於跟外国人来往。 Even many of those who can speak decent English will rarely go beyond conversations about shopping, food, travel (if they dare to pretend knowing anything worthwhile about the real world beyond American and Japanese shopping malls) and maybe, just maybe, fun sex. 台湾女生有不少人会说英文；然而，她们聊天的主题总是围绕在「购物」、「食物」 、「旅游」，很少有例外。（就算她们装得「知性美」，想把话题扯到更现实的东西 ，除了美国商场和日本血拼商店外， 他们也想不出什麽，哦，或许在聊性事方面会 有趣一点啦。） 个人觉得这段超中肯 http://ppt.cc/aliE Oh Well, at least have a little fun, play their game, complement them on how brilliant it is to wear glasses without lenses, expect to pay for lots of dinners out. And most important....Yes, indeed, know when to say next. Their stock will drop in value quick and is a short sale. HK Girls are a way better catch. 好吧，玩她们的游戏，看她们戴上「没有镜片的眼镜」，称赞她们有多好看， 请她们吃晚餐，这些事的确还有点趣味。最重要的就是：「该换下一个， 就换下一个了。」她们的价值就像股票卖空一样，下跌得很快。香港的女孩子 好多了呢！ http://ppt.cc/DjD2 And if she is poor, she is even more materialistic. I remember our company hired a TWN girl (27) never held a steady job, complain to us how little she makes and how her mom has no job and how she has to support her mom... then I found out her 1st paycheck, she went out and bought a IPhone4.. Saying how it was always her dream. All I can say was "wow" thinking how full of shhit she was. 有钱的女孩还好，没钱女孩更是「崇拜物质」到某种可怕的境界。我曾经在某家 公司服务，这家公司请了一个女生（27岁）。这女生从未有过稳定的工作，总是 向我们（公司人员）抱怨自己的薪水好少，抱怨她的老妈没有工作，抱怨自己必须供 她老妈吃住；然而，她第一次领薪水的时候，我看到她把钱拿去买一台「爱疯4」。 她说：「拥有一台「爱疯4」是我的梦想。」她真是有够烂的啦，我大开眼界，只有这 样才能形容她了！ http://ppt.cc/9Y3x Enjoy island for a while and fuck around. (especially those teenage little bitches, gold diggers. You have to tear them apart and destroy their little cunts the way that they won't be good for any cock anymore. You also have to fuck them in the ass until they have to wear dipers for the rest of their hello kitty miserable animal lives). 在这岛上好好享受，到处开「苞」吧！(台湾的青少女特别的贱，特别爱钱。你必须 玩到她们的贱鲍松掉，让她们再也不能做那档事情。你也可以玩她们的後庭花`，玩到她 们必须要包着纸尿裤，好能度过她们悲惨的人生。) After you satisfy your rage and acomplish your revenge transfer all money to your country or switch it to good traveler's cheques and get the air ticet. Tell your squeezed bitch your father just passed away so you have to go without any delay. Or if you want to play with her a bit more just talk her into threesome and expose her to the brutal and painful double penetration together with some ruthless dude. You can even try asking her for more money or turn her into hooker. You can be her pimp for a while and see how it goes. But once you see black and thick question mark above her dumb empty head just get ready and get a hella out of here!!! 等到你满意了，再把钱汇到你的国家，或转成旅行支票，买张机票回家。跟你的贱 女人说：「我老爸刚过世，我得马上回去！」如果你还玩不过，那就带她去跟某个残暴 的家伙玩3P吧，最好让她的後庭花和鲍鱼都疼到爆掉。你甚至可以试着跟她要多一点的 钱，让她去做妓女，好让她为你多赚一点。你可以当她的皮条客，看看情况如何。当你搞 得他晕头转向的时候，你就赶快离开台湾吧！ -- 看看就好 -- 请问下列四人有何共通点?? 1.陈进兴 2.常威(九品芝麻官) 3.甄志丙(神鵰侠侣) 4.Kobe Bryant --

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