作者olliegirl (Humpty-Dumpty)
看板CCRomance
标题[闲聊] 原则男孩
时间Fri Sep 4 22:58:43 2009
刚刚Pie寄给我的mail
快笑死了，sorry是英文版的
The Men's Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
Pay careful attention to the ones in red
1. Men are NOT mind readers.( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE )
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3 . Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4 . Crying is blackmail.
5 . Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just tell us what you want!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..
7 . Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8 . Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9 . If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
10 . If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12 . Whenever possible, Pls say whatever you have to say during commercials..
we don't disturb you while you are watching your soaps and serials.
13 . Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14 . ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
15 . If it itches, it will be scratched. We all do that.
16 . If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will ! act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. !
17 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
18 . When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really .
19 . Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Racing or Football.
20. You have enough clothes.
21. You have too many shoes.
22. I am in shape. ! Round IS a shape!
23 . Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that ? It's like camping.
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1F：推 beurs:马桶座如果不注意是拿起来的 容易一屁股栽进去耶 XDD 09/04 23:24
2F：推 kayumaco:我就有栽过~当时比较瘦所以一屁股坐进去XDDD 09/04 23:29
3F：推 emiliaemily:我边看边笑…可是我想这是男人们的心声XDDD 09/05 00:11
4F：推 novy1988:最後面那句很好笑睡沙发就像是在露营XDDDD 09/05 00:17
※ 编辑: olliegirl 来自: 114.45.171.247 (09/05 01:40)
5F：→ olliegirl:修了一下下希望比较好读，但bbs版怎样都很难读... 09/05 01:40
6F：推 quasivitric:第22点快把我给笑死了 XDDD 09/05 02:13
7F：推 poohw:超好笑 越看越好笑XDD 09/05 04:20
8F：推 babbitt1007:XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 09/05 10:55
9F：推 babbitt1007:第九个我喜欢，不过好欠奏 09/05 10:56
10F：推 salacolor:第九个我也大笑XDDDDD 09/05 12:46
11F：推 annfang:哈哈 边看边笑+1...超赞的 果然是男生写的 哈哈 09/05 12:55
12F：推 runtoaurora:每一句都超好笑的 不是男人写不出来! 09/05 14:11
13F：推 AUchef:XDDDDDDDDDDDD Round IS a shape! 09/05 18:36
14F：推 augstus:真是写入男人心声哈哈...Rule9...really shit..XDD 09/05 19:46
15F：推 ally815:我还蛮常听到ok ill sleep on the punishment couch.... 09/05 19:59
16F：→ ally815:原来他是想体验露营的感觉.... (烟） 09/05 20:00
17F：→ quasivitric:刚刚念给Peri听，他几乎都同意而且大笑，还要我记住.. 09/06 07:37
18F：推 eu7908:rule22XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 13:46