作者Zeniff (Eucalyptus)
看板CCRomance
标题[心得] I'm not tender enough...!! O_@;;;
时间Sun Mar 9 15:47:06 2008
Hi everybody! ^O^)/ Show wants me to write a "Tender" article... O_o;;
But, I don't know what to say... I'm not tender!! ><...
The only "tender" things I do for her are:
Open doors for her
Carry her stuff (all of it...)
Wash the dishes
Take out the garbage
Give her a massage everyday or whenever she wants
Never require a massage from her
Never require ANYTHING from her... @_@;;
Always agree with her and say she's right
even when she's not (<--she's still right!)
Whenever she wants to eat some specific food (almost
everyday), try to take her to eat that
ALWAYS take her ALL THE WAY home and make sure she is safe
Try to spend as much time with her as possible
Try like crazy to never miss any of her calls
(even when it's three in the morning.._-_;; )
Let her do whatever she wants and remember it's
always "one-way"
Be manly and do unexpected stuff that she likes
Obey her every command
Treat her as the princess she is!!! (_ _)/
Oh, and Show just told me as I was writing this to add a couple things:
When she passes gas, don't let her feel bad and tell
her she smells liks paradise...@_o;;
Feel bad whenever she feels bad and happy when she feels happy
Never give up on trying to make her feel better
Let her bite any part of the body even if it's covered with bruises
from previous bite-attacks...><... ouch.....
I (was told to) suggest that every guy do these things for his sweety.
You might feel like a slave, but that's okay!!! Really! ^^ She might even
decide to say nice things about you (although probably just here on
CCRomance ^^;;;)
Good Luck!!! (^O^)/
Oh yeah, I also do her laundry, fill her cup whenever it's empty, when she's
taking a nap or sleeping always be at her side so I'm the first thing she
sees when she wakes up, when she wants somthing I will try everything to
buy it even though I don't have money, think she's beautiful forever,
never be angry to her, never complain to her, never say bad things to her,
...and actually it's a lot. ^^;;; I can't really think of everything,
but if I do, I'll tell you (if she gives me permission to do so, I mean..^_^).
By the way, sorry for keeping you all waiting for this article~@_@;/
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※ 编辑: Zeniff 来自: 75.164.17.21 (03/09 16:07)
1F：推 AniSll:\(^0^) 03/09 15:55
2F：推 annachou:哇～～我要拿给Alex看 请她再努力一点 03/09 16:00
3F：推 sophia77814:XD 好棒! 03/09 16:03
4F：推 ghostru:sounds crazy....but you're a sweet guy 03/09 16:17
5F：→ ghostru:\(^0^) this is friging cute lol 03/09 16:18
6F：推 littlepiwi:wow you are so so sweet to your girl XD 03/09 16:47
7F：推 catherinewu:You've done a GOOD JOB!!!! (^O^)/ 03/09 16:59
8F：推 AmadaQ:hahaha this makes me smile. Gooood :) 03/09 17:06
9F：推 dkdt:我觉得Z根本是在破坏N520的形象啊XD...超写实的 03/09 17:35
10F：推 awangs:我看完喷泪耶!!! 明明很温馨~却超想哭的 03/09 17:55
11F：推 stephanie061:P看完以後:I am not ur slave, u know that, rite? 03/09 18:03
12F：→ stephanie061:nd when ur wrong, you are wrong 03/09 18:04
13F：→ stephanie061:唉 不受教的人 03/09 18:05
14F：推 ghostru:haha patrick, you're right!I support your point :P 03/09 18:06
15F：推 babbitt1007:Z你好棒喔!!!!!! 我要拿给BB看 03/09 21:26
16F：推 quasivitric:(^O^)/ 03/10 15:43
17F：推 Nefertari520:XD 反正我就是鬼嫁........... 03/10 15:46
18F：推 angelning:哇塞!N520你真是过着公主般惬意的生活...乖Z 03/11 11:50
19F：推 Nefertari520:现在我们职位是女王公主跟仆人小弟 SM.............. 03/11 15:01