作者Rfed (R费)
看板Britney
标题Re: [谣言] 会上 Letterman
时间Wed Aug 19 22:30:04 2009
真的去上了！虽然不是在现场，是预录的片段。
但是是搞笑，而且穿比基尼好正好可爱喔喔喔喔！
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDVoRGaay7o
“Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were The
President”
10. I’d be the first president to wear eyeshadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new
fragrance Circus Fantasy.
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
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1F：推 cosmmo:第六个XD Free pie for everybody是什麽梗? 08/19 22:41
2F：推 toofat:If U Seek~ Amy!(抿唇) 08/19 23:09
3F：→ toofat:是MV最後陪笑发披萨的那个梗吗???? 或是? 08/19 23:26
4F：推 syachien:这里面有很多梗可能米国人才懂！ 08/20 00:06
5F：推 hankblue:free pie好像没有什麽梗的样子 08/20 09:45
6F：推 c550hunter:Why did she have to be in bikini? 我也纳闷~不过好笑 08/20 10:58
7F：推 freshmango78:有人知道diddy耿是什麽吗 大家笑好大喔 08/20 12:06
10F：推 hankblue:也许是调侃david latterman? 08/20 21:51